[url]http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,58914,00.html[/url]

If anyone grabs you while you are wearing the jacket, they receive a 80,000 volt shock.

[i]When charged, the jacket crackles audibly. A pair of slits in the outer lining shows the electric arcs that course across the entire middle layer. It's an impressive display of the jacket's power. [/i]

Dude, I am so going to be a crossdresser in order to wear something as cool as that shit.  Electrical arcs up and down the jacket, it don't get much cooler than that shit.  I can be just like the characters on Dragonball Z.  Ha me, ka me, HA!  Or maybe like a super ninja.  They are so sweet and have real ultimate power.

It's probably already illegal in every state where it could be of use, say like NY.

Guess I should start the situps now.  [headbang]

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Wonder what happens on a rainy day?

21st century joy-buzzer!

Bhaaaa Bhaaaaa Bhaaaaa

The scariest statement I've read in a long time.

Just hope one of them don't bump into me

One of two things will happen:


1)  A criminal will elude capture by using one of these jackets.  Result they will be banned.


2)  A criminal will get a heart attack while trying to rape a woman wearing one and then sue the woman for $1.5 billion dollars and win. Then Hillary, McCarthy and Schumer will ban them because criminals should have the right to rape defenseless women.

should i feel worried that even in an electrified jacket
that girl is still a looker.

cool jacket though

...but can I get it in MARPAT though? [BD]