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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:20:53 AM EDT
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i can easily afford it but want free shit
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:21:12 AM EDT
[#2]
RCC1 threads are best threads.
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:21:41 AM EDT
[#3]
I was born a poor black child
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:21:58 AM EDT
[#4]
You should get one for the guy that almost died of heat stroke as a flagger.
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:22:25 AM EDT
[#5]
Too much hookers and blow.
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:22:35 AM EDT
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I self identify as an AR15 and I'm oppressed because people always think I kill other people. There are groups and people always trying to ban me and bring me down. It's because I'm black isn't it? You fucking racist. You've hurt my feels you black gun hating mother-fucker. Oh yeah, I also have sharp feed ramps and constantly have failures to feed and eject and I'm dirty and only have one magazine and 200 rounds of ammunition. I'm starving. Please feed me. I'm hungry and dirty. No one has cleaned me in ages. DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY!!! You're all racists and out to get me. THERE'S NO BATHROOM FOR ME!!!! I'm always thrown in the back of the safe and down driveways and shit!! My life fucking sucks!!!
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:22:49 AM EDT
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I was born a poor black child This is America, we are all born equal. Don't SJW my thread...... 
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:22:59 AM EDT
[#8]
I read my renewal notice as June 22nd instead of May 22nd and blew my budget on hookers and blow this month?
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:23:04 AM EDT
[#9]
Is this the weekly rc subtle brag thread?
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:23:23 AM EDT
[#10]
My truck broke down, my dog died, girlfriend ran off with somebody, and my bible got stolen.
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:24:01 AM EDT
[#11]
Does it have to be true?
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:24:06 AM EDT
[#12]
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You should get one for the guy that almost died of heat stroke as a flagger. +1 |
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:24:51 AM EDT
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You should get one for the guy that almost died of heat stroke as a flagger. Lol the guy who apparently never worked outside before and wanted to quit after one shift? I worked on a bridge crew one summer in college. We were young and dumb but knew how to prepare for the sun |
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:25:16 AM EDT
[#14]
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Is this the weekly rc subtle brag thread? Link to past brag threads? Why does me trying to help some poor bastard out equal a brag? |
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:25:22 AM EDT
[#15]
My grandma got ran over by a reindeer and Santa wouldn't help cover any of the medical bills
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:25:26 AM EDT
[#16]
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Can post the best sob story as to why you can't afford a membership. I will decide who wins by 12pm central time today. Cool deal and all, but if you can afford internet and have time to post, you CAN afford a membership. Good on you regardless, there will be some funny stories.
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:25:57 AM EDT
[#17]
All these stories suck so far. I want to see something creative.
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:26:27 AM EDT
[#18]
I spent all my money on women and wine
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:26:29 AM EDT
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Cool deal and all, but if you can afford internet and have time to post, you CAN afford a membership. Good on you regardless, there will be some funny stories. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Can post the best sob story as to why you can't afford a membership. I will decide who wins by 12pm central time today. Cool deal and all, but if you can afford internet and have time to post, you CAN afford a membership. Good on you regardless, there will be some funny stories. I am willing to spend $24 on a good LOL. |
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:26:57 AM EDT
[#20]
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Link to past brag threads? Why does me trying to help some poor bastard out equal a brag? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Is this the weekly rc subtle brag thread? Link to past brag threads? Why does me trying to help some poor bastard out equal a brag? Lol calm down slugger. That was my bad attempt at a joke because wasn't there some guy getting all pissy saying you were trying to act like a "baller" in a recent thread?
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:27:29 AM EDT
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Does it have to be true?
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:27:45 AM EDT
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Lol calm down slugger. That was my bad attempt at a joke because wasn't there some guy getting all pissy saying you were trying to act like a "baller" in a recent thread? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Is this the weekly rc subtle brag thread? Link to past brag threads? Why does me trying to help some poor bastard out equal a brag? Lol calm down slugger. That was my bad attempt at a joke because wasn't there some guy getting all pissy saying you were trying to act like a "baller" in a recent thread? I know, I forgot the smiley, my bad.
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:28:20 AM EDT
[#23]
My wife takes all my monies!
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:28:49 AM EDT
[#24]
I spend all my money on hookers and blow...
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:29:05 AM EDT
[#25]
I make poor choices with money.
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:29:31 AM EDT
[#26]
I just graduated from college so I'm broke.
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:30:07 AM EDT
[#27]
My boss pays me like a high school drop out and has me work long hours 7 days a week. $24 is big spending baller money.
Also, being the boss isn't as fun as I thought it would be
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:30:17 AM EDT
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No sob story here. I'm just trying to buy my first fucking suppressor .....and a ton of hookers and blow.
How about you just chip in on the hookers and blow? I can cover the team membership renewal lol.
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:30:18 AM EDT
[#29]
I once had to watch a "special" about Oprah Winfrey and Rosie O'Donnell on T.V. because of my wife......let me correct that...EX WIFE......who took all my money during a nasty divorce and turned out to be a lesbian so and I can't afford to re-op.
I win I win...well unless somebody's dag has died recently |
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:30:19 AM EDT
[#30]
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RCC1 threads are best threads. |
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:31:12 AM EDT
[#31]
My family was killed by Ninjas and I spent all my savings on Kung-Fu lessons in my quest to avenge them.
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:31:26 AM EDT
[#32]
I have a micro penis
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:31:32 AM EDT
[#33]
I was on my way to buy a membership but....
I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:31:41 AM EDT
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My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:32:55 AM EDT
[#35]
I can well afford to subscribe but, it's not fair that I have to pay, free speech should be free. So, it is only fair that I get my fair share of free speech here on Arf and someone else pays for it...........it's only fair.
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:34:11 AM EDT
[#36]
If sugar were 2 cents a barrel, I couldn't afford a pinch of salt or an egg to put it on. So I'm broke as shit.
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:34:45 AM EDT
[#37]
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Is this the weekly rc subtle brag thread? I hope so. I fucking love his threads.....when he posts pics of his cool shit.
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:34:58 AM EDT
[#38]
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I know, I forgot the smiley, my bad. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Is this the weekly rc subtle brag thread? Link to past brag threads? Why does me trying to help some poor bastard out equal a brag? Lol calm down slugger. That was my bad attempt at a joke because wasn't there some guy getting all pissy saying you were trying to act like a "baller" in a recent thread? I know, I forgot the smiley, my bad. Had to look it up, guess I'm old. I hope you are a baller, I wish prosperity on everyone. 
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:35:53 AM EDT
[#39]
I spent all of my money on a date last night, but the chick could not stop talking about how awesome she was, how big pharma is evil, and how anyone who is willing to vote for Trump is an idiot. But then she explained that she was planning on writing in General Mattis
So I guess it wasnt all bad. |
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:37:42 AM EDT
[#40]
I dropped my wallet next to a pond. Then a turtle ate it.
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:38:02 AM EDT
[#41]
I'm just a huge cheapskate. Plus I have two kids and if I'm going to spend $24 it'll be on them.
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:38:12 AM EDT
[#42]
buying a new mountain bicycle, gonna set me back about 5500 and i miss the green arrows.
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:38:59 AM EDT
[#43]
Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison and I went to pick her up in the rain.
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she got runned over by a damned old train. Oh and hookers and blow.
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:40:31 AM EDT
[#44]
I drive drag race a dodge neon. Pretty much the sorriest thing you will ever hear.
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:41:14 AM EDT
[#45]
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Can post the best sob story as to why you can't afford a membership. I will decide who wins by 12pm central time today. I believe I'll be traveling thru ur AO this weekend. I'll give you $50 for 10 minutes of alone time in your amory. I'll even supply the beach towel, clorox wipes and Jergens. |
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:42:37 AM EDT
[#46]
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I spent all my money on women and wine And I couldn't tell ya where I spent last night. |
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:44:06 AM EDT
[#47]
Deer leapt in front of my car and both the deer and my car died (fender & grill smashed, both headlights crushed and fender was pushed into the driver's side tire. Hood is dented too). Now I've no wheels and am grounded (it forces me to do things around the house).. Worse of all, my ride didn't want me to put the deer in his truck. The state trooper even told me the hindquarters and backstrap were still good too.
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:44:19 AM EDT
[#48]
I'm actually quite wealthy. At least, I'm about to be. My membership is about to expire, and all my cash is tied up. I had to pay estate taxes for my friend in nigeria so that the government would release his inheritance. Once that comes through, I'll be set. Right now I'm broke.
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:44:28 AM EDT
[#49]
mommy had to pay fo mine
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:45:06 AM EDT
[#50]
I cant even keep a single shot .22 bolt gun in the home for lawfull self defence.
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