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Posted: 5/18/2003 11:59:45 AM EDT

I got this pot head that lives below me, plays that rap shit all the time.
I usually don't listen to my
stereo any more, but today, I hooked up my Bose
speakers, the kind that shake the whole fucken
place when cranked up. Right now, I'm playing
my speed metal. A little "Filter" for your Sunday
afternoon. Followed by some Marylin Manson,
Metallica, Ministry, Nine Inch Nails and maybe a
little Rob Zombie.

I have a huge collection.
Anyone have any requests ?

Posted: 5/18/2003 12:01:59 PM EDT

[#1]

I'm always partial to Black Flag's version of "Louie, Louie"...

Got love Henry screaming his face off and it's just as unintelligable as the original!

Posted: 5/18/2003 12:02:32 PM EDT

[#2]

AC/DC - Squealer off of Dirty Deeds, followed by For Those About to Rock and then maybe some Iron Maiden and Sabbath to top it off.

Posted: 5/18/2003 12:02:35 PM EDT

[#3]

Barry Manilow and Saturday Night Fever ALWAYS gives those types fits. For your own sanity, I suggest going out for pizza when this goes down.

Posted: 5/18/2003 12:02:57 PM EDT

[#4]

Johnny Cash, "Dont take your guns to town", then maybe a little "Convoy", finished with anything from Black Label Society.

Posted: 5/18/2003 12:06:42 PM EDT

[#5]

I'm just wondering what the guy who hates how I'm parking my truck is going to do when he finally snaps.
I have a feeling I'm going to find my truck riddled with bullet holes one of these days. [shock]

Posted: 5/18/2003 12:07:46 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
I'm always partial to Black Flag's version of "Louie, Louie"...

Got love Henry screaming his face off and it's just as unintelligable as the original!

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That's kinda why I went with a little Ministry.
Insane heavy beat, a lot of screaming. Good choice.
I was heavily into the punk scene in the 80's.
I even had a Mohawk then.

Posted: 5/18/2003 12:09:14 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
I'm just wondering what the guy who hates how I'm parking my truck is going to do when he finally snaps.
I have a feeling I'm going to find my truck riddled with bullet holes one of these days. [shock]

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Let that guys see you take home a couple of thousand
rounds of ammo home. It will get him thinking.[}:D]

Posted: 5/18/2003 12:09:27 PM EDT

[#8]

Mohawk? Did you look like Lumpy's sigpic?

Posted: 5/18/2003 12:11:47 PM EDT

[#9]

Try some Slipknot. Its freakin loud on any speakers.

CHRIS

Posted: 5/18/2003 12:11:55 PM EDT

[#10]

Wierd Al - "Trigger Happy"
Beatles - "Happiness is a Warm Gun"
Transplants - "Diamonds and Guns"
POD - "Youth of the Nation"
Puddle of Mud - "She F*ing Hates Me"
Dr. Demento - "Boot to the Head"
Saliva - "Always"
and for a change of pace

Evanesence - "Bring Me To Life"

Posted: 5/18/2003 12:11:59 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Mohawk? Did you look like Lumpy's sigpic?

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At one time it stood up a foot tall.
I wrestled back in these days. It was a riot seeing
me in the head gear with the hair standing through it.
I fought all the time back then, so no one gave me
much shit about it.
I'm 36 now. Those days are long gone.

Posted: 5/18/2003 12:13:20 PM EDT

[#12]

Some very old "Yes" is in order...maybe something from the 73-75 era.

Posted: 5/18/2003 12:17:59 PM EDT

[#13]

Offspring DUI really really loud.

Posted: 5/18/2003 12:23:34 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Mohawk? Did you look like Lumpy's sigpic?

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At one time it stood up a foot tall.
I wrestled back in these days. It was a riot seeing
me in the head gear with the hair standing through it.
I fought all the time back then, so no one gave me
much shit about it.
I'm 36 now. Those days are long gone.

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You, Me same-same.
I was shaved bald except for a rat tail. Constantly got into fights every weekend and listened to all kinds of punk rock and basically bounced off the walls all the time. I'm 37 now and my two boys (10 and 8) would never believe I was ever like that.

Posted: 5/18/2003 12:29:07 PM EDT

[#15]

How about the "hamsterdance" theme?

"Badda-bee-bah-bo-ba-boo-boo-ba-biddly-bo etc....."

Over and over and over and over.....

Either that or anything by the Chipmunks.

Posted: 5/18/2003 12:33:21 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
How about the "hamsterdance" theme?

"Badda-bee-bah-bo-ba-boo-boo-ba-biddly-bo etc....."

Over and over and over and over.....

Either that or anything by the Chipmunks.

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I wanna drive him crazy, not me.
I have to listen to it too!
LOL

Posted: 5/18/2003 12:39:33 PM EDT

[#17]

"Smoke on the Water"?
[banana]
Always a favorite!

Posted: 5/18/2003 12:40:27 PM EDT

[#18]

Ministry is great

How about some Skinny Puppy?

Or just get medieval on his ass:
Put "Afternoon Delight" by the Starland Vocal Band on repeat, turn the volume up to eleven and go out to a movie.

Posted: 5/18/2003 12:43:21 PM EDT

[#19]

Hit him with some Tchaikovsky.

Posted: 5/18/2003 12:44:48 PM EDT

[#20]

Excellent. You beat me to the punch. Although you forgot the Guns N' Roses.

Posted: 5/18/2003 12:48:37 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Ministry is great

How about some Skinny Puppy?

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LOL, Skinny Puppy!
I have a cd of them, I gotta play that a little.
When I was in college, I made a head trip video
for my editing class with Skinny Puppy.

Posted: 5/18/2003 12:54:12 PM EDT

[#22]

I like:

Rage Against the Machine -- Rage Against the Machine
Rollins Band -- End of Silence
Black Flag -- Damaged
Metallica -- Kill 'Em All
Pantera -- Vulgar Display of Power

I also find Tribe Called Quest's "Low End Theory" to be an effective pisser-offer due to the sick bass, but it's rap, so he might like that.

In college at Duke, our dorm was connected to an all-female form where the wenches held a lot of sorority meetings. These tended to be very loud, and pissed us off to no end. We you to put my friend's Marshall amp in the window and connect it to a delay pedal. Then we'd yell something like "shut the fuck up", which woule repeat over and over and over, etc. Then we'd go out for dinner. Come back in an hour and it would still be going. But the wenches would now be silent.

Posted: 5/18/2003 12:58:20 PM EDT

[#23]

The primary song for playing loud in order to annoy/scare the shit out of anyone will always be Flight of the Valkyrie. You know the song that the cav choppers were playing when strafing the VN vill. Then, of course, some stairway to heaven. And we absolutely have to follow that up with the entire album/movie (pump it through the stereo) of Pink Floyd's The Wall. Of course The Wall is best done when totally sleep deprived or inebriated (drun for those of you that actually stay that way). Perfect to start at about 3 A.M.

Posted: 5/18/2003 1:00:06 PM EDT

[#24]

fear factory

Posted: 5/18/2003 1:02:59 PM EDT

[#25]

Legs.
My friend had the same problem with a neighbor under him so he went to Wal-Mart and bought a Gospel CD. He went to his apartment every day at lunch time, laid the speakers face down in the living room floor and played his CD on repeat until he got home every evening.
The neighbor called the Police on him twice with numerous complaints to the apartment office.
I was with him one evening when the Police came buy he told then exactly what was happening with the neighbor. The Police asked him to just turn it down were they could not hear the music in the parking lot and told us to have a nice evening.
One Officer said there was nothing wrong with listening to a good Gospel CD and anything was better than the rap shit.

Posted: 5/18/2003 1:13:35 PM EDT

[#26]

If you really want to send him packing, blow the dust off of your Carpenters, Debbie Boone and Captain and Tennille albums (we know you've got them). Stack them up on the turn table, turn the volume up to 11 (ala' Spinal Tap) and take off for a couple of hours.

Posted: 5/18/2003 1:21:28 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
If you really want to send him packing, blow the dust off of your Carpenters, Debbie Boone and Captain and Tennille albums (we know you've got them). Stack them up on the turn table, turn the volume up to 11 (ala' Spinal Tap) and take off for a couple of hours.

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I was about to suggest "Muskrat Love" set to repeat over and over. Make sure you put on hearing protection and quickly leave the AO.
Oh, and since music this bad [b]can[/b] penetrate the skin, MOP gear wouldn't be a bad idea, either.

Posted: 5/18/2003 1:28:31 PM EDT

[#28]

Helmet
Unsung

Posted: 5/18/2003 1:30:45 PM EDT

[#29]

You guys are clueless.

Plan A:

Get the greatest hits of BAGPIPE music. Crank up the stereo to Warp 8, leave homeplate and go shooting for the day.

Plan B:

There was a Lou Reed album from the 1970s called "Heavy Metal" that was comprised entirely of machine screeching sounds. It was the only album I couldn't wait to mutilate. Absolutely horrible. It too, would likely have an adverse impact.

Plan C:

Any music from the "Barney" childrens show. If if works on Iraqi POWs, it should be successful for you. I mean, how much of "I love you, you love me" could anyone take on a continuous repeat circuit.

Plans A/B/C all include going shooting for the day, or even night for you tactical types.

Posted: 5/18/2003 1:34:28 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Plan C:

Any music from the "Barney" childrens show. If if works on Iraqi POWs, it should be successful for you.

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Did they actually do this ?
LMAO at the though of it.

Posted: 5/18/2003 1:50:56 PM EDT

[#31]

All you need to to is break out the DVD collection. Find the movies with the best/loudest gunfights(bank scene from Heat, of course), turn the bass all the way up, crank the volume and play all of it, just the shootouts. All your rap loving neighbor will hear is "THUMP...THUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP......THUMPTHUMPTHUMP!" through the wall.

Posted: 5/18/2003 1:52:13 PM EDT

[#32]

Strip down to nothing but your underware and boots. Put on your Helmet and your flak jacket and go check your mail and take out the garbage. OH play some Sam Kenison.

THE ULTIMATE!!! DAVID ALLEN COLE! He has some very good songs that are geared toward the "rap crowd". They are underground songs so it might be hard finding them.

Posted: 5/18/2003 1:52:21 PM EDT

[#33]

According to the open press:

Psyop: The Love’s Not Mutual

The U.S. military is using Metallica and the ‘Barney’ theme song as instruments of coercion in Iraq

[url]http://www.msnbc.com/news/914527.asp[/url]

While Heavy Metal is used, I'm not sure that would work on an American, excepting the Lou Reed album previously discussed.

I've been interrogated like this. It is unpleasent when used in conjunction with other techniques. I do believe plan A/B/C is a good stand alone, as most people don't have access to or plausible deniability derived from "other means".

Jim

Posted: 5/18/2003 1:52:37 PM EDT

[#34]

Two words:

Yoko. Ono.

Make sure you have your stereo hooked up to a generator, because building management will cut the power to your unit after an hour or so. Make sure you leave town heavily armed after starting the CD and generator.

Posted: 5/18/2003 1:54:41 PM EDT

[#35]

Try one of the test cd's or dvd's that have all the test sounds, speaker checks, white noise, etc.. When they are really cranked up they are very annoying. Just put your player on "repeat cd or dvd" If you don't have one of these disc's, you can usually pick them up at the music store.

BTW: If you stay home while this is going on, you may want to wear some hearing protection.

Worked for me.

Posted: 5/18/2003 1:57:03 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
Strip down to nothing but your underware and boots. Put on your Helmet and your flak jacket and go check your mail and take out the garbage. OH play some Sam Kenison.

THE ULTIMATE!!! DAVID ALLEN COLE! He has some very good songs that are geared toward the "rap crowd". They are underground songs so it might be hard finding them.

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I can find them. They cost, though. Around $60 to $100, and I believe I've seen them well into the hundreds.
ETA - that's David Allan Coe.

Posted: 5/18/2003 2:03:03 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Strip down to nothing but your underware and boots. Put on your Helmet and your flak jacket and go check your mail and take out the garbage. OH play some Sam Kenison.

THE ULTIMATE!!! DAVID ALLEN COLE! He has some very good songs that are geared toward the "rap crowd". They are underground songs so it might be hard finding them.

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I can find them. They cost, though. Around $60 to $100, and I believe I've seen them well into the hundreds.
ETA - that's David Allan Coe.

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There's tons on KaZaA.

Posted: 5/18/2003 2:07:28 PM EDT

[#38]

The post on bagpipes was close to the mark, but a little off. What you need here is ACCORDIAN MUSIC, perferrably polkas. This is music that nobody using pot can stand to hear. I don't know why, but it is true. Try it.

Posted: 5/18/2003 2:08:09 PM EDT

[#39]

Send a message too.

Drowning Pool - Let The Bodies Hit The Floor

Posted: 5/18/2003 2:16:19 PM EDT

[#40]

Note to self.....Accordian Music: AKA "Plan D". Here at ARFCOM, we believe in a tailored approach to acoustical annoyance.
[<]:)]

Posted: 5/18/2003 2:19:18 PM EDT

[#41]

Hey, guess what!

He left. Guess he got tired of it.
Mission accomplished for today.

I think Rob Zombie "Superbeast" did it

Posted: 5/18/2003 2:27:42 PM EDT

[#42]

The kid is a pot-headed, rap-listening troglodyte?

Might I suggest a little Neil Sedaka? You might have to wear your own earplugs, plus the mental torment forced into your neighbors is definitely worth it.

Other bad music:

Air Supply
Barry Manilow
The Spice Girls

Posted: 5/18/2003 2:32:44 PM EDT

[#43]

"Pictures at an exhibition" not the ELP version but the classical cranked up to the max. This music will def freak out any rap sucking pot head for sure!

Posted: 5/18/2003 2:33:07 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
The post on bagpipes was close to the mark, but a little off. What you need here is ACCORDIAN MUSIC, perferrably polkas. This is music that nobody using pot can stand to hear. I don't know why, but it is true. Try it.

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dammit, beat me to it. Polkas drive stoners up the wall. What's almost as annoying is that zydeco music, it just figures that the cajuns are descended from the french. [;D]

Posted: 5/18/2003 2:38:35 PM EDT

[#45]

How about some [url=http://www.rammstein.de/]Rammstein[/url] ? the older the better! [}:D]

or you could try. dressing up in camo, running around the house a few times and then Cranking up some Wagner [:D]

Posted: 5/18/2003 2:43:03 PM EDT

[#46]

My friend do I have the ultimate "Piss off the Neighbor" recommendation.

1812 Oveture by London Philharmonic!

Complete with 105 Howitzers at the climax.

Cranked up, it's guaranteed results.

Oh Geez, I just realized there's about a dozen people out there going "SO IT WAS YOU!".

Posted: 5/18/2003 3:00:01 PM EDT

[#47]

Back in the day, I made a tool to fix the neighbors. Take an old lamp cord, cut it, and twist the wire together. Makes a short-circuit tool.

When their stereo got too loud, I'd just shove the tool in the wall, blowing the fuses in the house. They probably figured their stereo did it. After a few go-rounds of this, the fuses were used up.

Glad those days are done.

Pete