User Panel
User Panel
User Panel
|
Posted: 4/21/2016 11:46:35 PM EDT
[#1]
Man's gotta pour the bisquick before she can turn it into pancakes.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/21/2016 11:47:44 PM EDT
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Man's gotta pour the bisquick before she can turn it into pancakes. Looks like it went right over your head, friend. |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/21/2016 11:47:55 PM EDT
[#3]
Your not in my goram mind you're in my goram ship.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/21/2016 11:48:29 PM EDT
[#4]
FPNI
Also what exactly are we talking about here, OP? Physical strength? Psychological? Pain tolerance? Plumbing? ETA: Goddammit, haven't watched the show in a while, went right over my head. 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/21/2016 11:48:42 PM EDT
[#5]
So is this like the opening to a strange porno or something?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/21/2016 11:49:48 PM EDT
[#6]
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport, yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/21/2016 11:51:18 PM EDT
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport, yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you? What'd he do? |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/21/2016 11:51:45 PM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
What'd he do? Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport, yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you? What'd he do? Who? |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/21/2016 11:52:01 PM EDT
[#9]
women don't create children they bare them
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/21/2016 11:52:52 PM EDT
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Who? Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport, yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you? What'd he do? Who? The midget. |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/21/2016 11:53:03 PM EDT
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport, yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you? I am chuckling at the poor folks who see these quotes, and yet don't understand. How did their brains even learn human speech? 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/21/2016 11:53:05 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Man's gotta pour the bisquick before she can turn it into pancakes. Thanks, I can't look at pancakes the same again. |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/21/2016 11:53:07 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: women don't create children they bare them |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/21/2016 11:53:34 PM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
The midget. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport, yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you? What'd he do? Who? The midget. Arson. Little man loooved fire. |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/21/2016 11:54:36 PM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Looks like it went right over your head, friend. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
Man's gotta pour the bisquick before she can turn it into pancakes. Looks like it went right over your head, friend. Not everybody has every line from Serenity memorized... |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/21/2016 11:55:04 PM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Looks like it went right over your head, friend. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
Man's gotta pour the bisquick before she can turn it into pancakes. Looks like it went right over your head, friend. Didn't watch the series, so I had to paraphrase a quote from something else :( |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/21/2016 11:55:32 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Not everybody has every line from Serenity memorized... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Man's gotta pour the bisquick before she can turn it into pancakes. Looks like it went right over your head, friend. Not everybody has every line from Serenity memorized... it's not from Serenity  |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/21/2016 11:56:42 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
it's not from Serenity Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Man's gotta pour the bisquick before she can turn it into pancakes. Looks like it went right over your head, friend. Not everybody has every line from Serenity memorized... it's not from Serenity Whatever. |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/21/2016 11:56:47 PM EDT
[#19]
Fun fact. This entire episode is on Youtube.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/21/2016 11:58:51 PM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Not everybody has every line from Serenity memorized... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Man's gotta pour the bisquick before she can turn it into pancakes. Looks like it went right over your head, friend. Not everybody has every line from Serenity memorized... Even if someone did it wouldn't help.  Oh and... Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood. |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/21/2016 11:59:22 PM EDT
[#21]
Men and women complement each other. One bares and raises the young, the other provides and protects the others. Makes sense to me.
Whats wrong with you?  This thread makes my wonder. My must some people look for a problem where there is no problem. |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/21/2016 11:59:27 PM EDT
[#22]
False.
 |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/22/2016 12:04:02 AM EDT
[#23]
 |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/22/2016 12:06:19 AM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
I am chuckling at the poor folks who see these quotes, and yet don't understand. How did their brains even learn human speech? Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport, yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you? I am chuckling at the poor folks who see these quotes, and yet don't understand. How did their brains even learn human speech? They're like trained apes, without the training. |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/22/2016 12:08:45 AM EDT
[#25]
Didn't we do this exact thing a week or two ago?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/22/2016 12:08:50 AM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Fun fact. This entire episode is on Youtube. 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/22/2016 12:11:24 AM EDT
[#27]
And then she reminds you of the troubles and pains of pregnancy OVER AND OVER AND OVER again.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/22/2016 12:11:26 AM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Even if someone did it wouldn't help. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Man's gotta pour the bisquick before she can turn it into pancakes. Looks like it went right over your head, friend. Not everybody has every line from Serenity memorized... Even if someone did it wouldn't help. Okay, so I got the movie and the series mixed up. So sue me already. Sheesh.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/22/2016 12:11:27 AM EDT
[#29]
Well... Here we are.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/22/2016 12:11:42 AM EDT
[#30]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/22/2016 12:13:33 AM EDT
[#31]
Woman cannot "create" a child by herself. And that's even before we consider the metaphysical aspects of God's involvement, etc.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/22/2016 12:14:28 AM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Woman cannot "create" a child by herself. And that's even before we consider the metaphysical aspects of God's involvement, etc.  |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/22/2016 12:20:35 AM EDT
[#33]
 |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/22/2016 12:21:47 AM EDT
[#34]
Didn't we do this *exact* thread like two weeks ago? Same title and everything?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/22/2016 12:24:35 AM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Didn't we do this *exact* thread like two weeks ago? Same title and everything?  No one expected that...unless of course, they did. |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/22/2016 12:25:05 AM EDT
[#36]
Do you want to carry that around for 9 months? Did you want a baby sized shit coming out of your ass...or wherever?
No? Ok then. |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/22/2016 12:26:42 AM EDT
[#37]
Man is far stronger than a plant, yet only foxglove can create digitalin.
Man is far stronger than a dog, but only a bloodhound can sniff out the foe. So, yes, that seems right to me. |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/22/2016 12:26:56 AM EDT
[#38]
Dr. Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth. I'd eat Dr. Sattler. ETA: Hot damn, Laura Dern is in Star Wars VIII? Grooovey. |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/22/2016 12:27:53 AM EDT
[#39]
The creator endowed each sex with certain attributes. They compliment each other nicely.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/22/2016 12:41:14 AM EDT
[#40]
It's a biological contract between the sexes.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/22/2016 12:48:01 AM EDT
[#41]
No, it takes two.... It's like this meme I saw the other day on Faceplant. You may have seen it too. Went something like this.
Women say having a baby hurts more than getting kicked in the nuts. But after a while the woman says "I think I want another baby." But you never hear a man say " I haven't been kicked in the nuts in a while. I think I'd like to be kicked in the nuts again." 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/22/2016 12:50:07 AM EDT
[#42]
I swear there was this exact same thread with this exact same title like 3 weeks ago.
ETA: Beaten, ironically. Eta 2:http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1853769_Man_is_stronger_by_far_than_woman___.html |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/22/2016 12:50:22 AM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Who? Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport, yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you? What'd he do? Who? Hu's on first. |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/22/2016 12:50:23 AM EDT
[#44]
We're not thieves! Well, we are thieves...
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/22/2016 12:51:58 AM EDT
[#45]
Hurrrrrrrr,... ur,;.,,......derrrp,.,.;.,,,.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/22/2016 12:59:11 AM EDT
[#46]
A women can bleed for nearly a week and not die.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/22/2016 1:05:45 AM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
A women can bleed for nearly a week and not die. Not, you know, a lot. |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/22/2016 1:09:05 AM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Didn't we do this *exact* thread like two weeks ago? Same title and everything? It's almost as if there is some common link there! |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/22/2016 9:51:43 AM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
I am chuckling at the poor folks who see these quotes, and yet don't understand. How did their brains even learn human speech? Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport, yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you? I am chuckling at the poor folks who see these quotes, and yet don't understand. How did their brains even learn human speech? I'm guessing they weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/22/2016 9:56:00 AM EDT
[#50]
 |
|
|
Win a FREE Membership!
Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!
You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.
AR15.COM is the world's largest firearm community and is a gathering place for firearm enthusiasts of all types.
From hunters and military members, to competition shooters and general firearm enthusiasts, we welcome anyone who values and respects the way of the firearm.
Subscribe to our monthly Newsletter to receive firearm news, product discounts from your favorite Industry Partners, and more.
Copyright © 1996-2024 AR15.COM LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Any use of this content without express written consent is prohibited.
AR15.Com reserves the right to overwrite or replace any affiliate, commercial, or monetizable links, posted by users, with our own.
