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Posted: 4/19/2016 9:51:00 PM EDT
A while back, I rented a marquee sign for my brides birthday.
Another milestone birthday is coming up.
I need something to put on the sign...

Past... "Ain't it nifty *** is 50. Honk and wave"...



Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:54:12 PM EDT
[#1]
Just wanted to make you smile.
Happy B-day wife.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 10:35:18 PM EDT
[#2]
Ya oughta see my girl.
Ya couldn't ask for more.
She's deaf and dumb
and oversexed...
and owns a liquor store!
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 10:50:03 PM EDT
[#3]

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Ya oughta see my girl.

Ya couldn't ask for more.

She's deaf and dumb

and oversexed...

and owns a liquor store!
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Winner

 
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 11:58:25 PM EDT
[#4]
"I got a dog for my wife.
My neighbor said it was a good trade."

Honey, you're only as old as you feel.
Here's some Ben-Gay.

The doctor said your condition is due to a dissipated youth.
Don't you wish you could remember him?

Link Posted: 4/20/2016 1:39:43 AM EDT
[#5]
Sadly I am unimpressed with what GD has to offer so far.

Link Posted: 4/20/2016 1:46:37 AM EDT
[#6]
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Sadly I am unimpressed with what GD has to offer so far.

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Tell me about it...
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 2:32:11 AM EDT
[#7]

My love,



       May all your tears, be those of joy.





May all your pain, be champagne.


 



Eta, cliche, I know.... still works.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 2:35:12 AM EDT
[#8]
Something about fast and furious
0-60 years old.
Starring (wife's name).
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 3:00:51 AM EDT
[#9]
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Something about fast and furious
0-60 years old.
Starring (wife's name).
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That one has possibilities...

Link Posted: 4/20/2016 3:43:57 AM EDT
[#10]
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 12:04:36 AM EDT
[#11]
So you're turning fifty-one.
I just think that's nifty, hon.

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