If you suspect that your significant other is bringing others into your bedroom, you could have an adult conversation about it or seek couple's counseling. Alternatively, you can buy a $1,700 smart mattress called the Smarttress that will tell you when your partner is having sex with someone that isn't you.

Smarttress is the invention of Durmet, a Spanish mattress company that was inspired by the fact that Madrid has the highest number of cheating spouses in Europe. It features 24 sensors within the springs, which the company calls the "Lover Detection System."

These sensors know which areas of the mattress are receiving pressure and make a 3D map of the bed. These maps are shared via a smartphone app to tell you about impacts per minute, frequency, time of use, duration, speed and other data. It will send the alert when it detects what it considers suspicious movement...

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If you're to the point in your relationship that you'd buy a $1700 mattress that tells you how hard your whore of a spouse is getting / giving, then your relationship is already over and you need to admit it.

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If you're to the point in your relationship that you'd buy a $1700 mattress that tells you how hard your whore of a spouse is getting / giving, then your relationship is already over and you need to admit it.

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If i ask for this for my birthday, would my mom be able to tell when im jerkin it???

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Information overload.



Unless you're a voyuer or a cuck, why the fuck do you need to know rate and rythm?

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Couldn't you just tape a voice activated recorder to the underside of the bed?

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If you're to the point in your relationship that you'd buy a $1700 mattress that tells you how hard your whore of a spouse is getting / giving, then your relationship is already over and you need to admit it.