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Posted: 5/9/2003 2:54:39 PM EDT
So there I am sound asleep and I wake up to a slow tugging underneath my head. I'm thinking to myself "wtf?!" and then my wife puts her leg over mine and snuggles up.
My wife is a pillow FIEND we have like 6 pillows on the bed and I only use ONE. I later discover she wanted it cause it was "her pillow". (one just like it was 15 feet away on the couch)
So I decided to pretend I was still sleeping, and I bit her boobs. ( i have done this and other wierd things while i sleep )
I am still not satisfied with her punishment, what would be a good way to get her back?
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 2:58:57 PM EDT
[#1]
Pics man!!
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 3:00:30 PM EDT
[#2]
Dude, who the hell cares?
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 3:06:24 PM EDT
[#3]
If she wants one so bad, put one over her face while she sleeps.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 3:09:17 PM EDT
[#4]
Both rainman's and Javak's responses are creepy. Mine isn't.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 3:10:11 PM EDT
[#5]
get her back by naming your son Drake.[:D]
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 3:29:20 PM EDT
[#6]
Drool on it. Then give up.

ED
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 6:03:46 PM EDT
[#7]
Years ago, I started putting a different pillow case on [b]my[/b] pillow to reduce the confusion.  It didn't keep her from taking it, but it help assuage my conscience when taking it back.z
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 6:10:08 PM EDT
[#8]
A rolled up newspaper and a stern NO!.....
Oh wait, wrong thread.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 6:14:40 PM EDT
[#9]
My wife gets a severe beating-cussing-griping- when she gets close to my pillows.  She has hers....I got mine.  His pillows are blue covers, hers are flowers.  Mine fit just right.

Been married 22 years.  King-size bed buddy.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 8:03:25 PM EDT
[#10]
I've got a king size bed and a ton of pillows and that's just for me.

The wife was only a problem with stealing shit before the divorce.  If I'm that dumb to head down that road again, I'll have to try and remember the sleep boob biting.  

Note:  not a slam against marriage.  some guys like it, I can't stand it or children so I stay away from both situations.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 8:07:50 PM EDT
[#11]
I agree that a Left Handed Drake may be in order in this situation.

If that doesn't work, you might try a Blind Reverse Drake, or even a Atomic Drake Buster
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 8:43:04 PM EDT
[#12]
Fart on it, she won't want it.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 11:27:15 PM EDT
[#13]
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 11:43:18 PM EDT
[#14]
Next time it happens, grab a towel, some lotion, and go put in the "Girls Gone Wild" video at a loud volume..(you know the one).
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 11:51:17 PM EDT
[#15]
take the worst, most worn-out pillow on the bed....  She'll never want it.  that's what I do anyway.
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