Ok, GD.  Give me your ideas for the perfect troll thread.  It has to be potentially plausible but still outrageous enough to get GDers going.   Give me something epic.  

Has to have Glocks and trannies in it.

CRC Threads on Australia.

Why does God like the 1911 better than Glock?

Cop thread.

You could start a thread explaining to everyone, calmly, logically, and rationally, why Glocks are the greatest pistols in the history of ever, and why when Christ returns He will do so with a g19 in each hand.

Subtlety. You want to rustle everyone's jimmies without being obvious.



Far too many wannabe trolls lack this.

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How anal warts ruined my sex life

Subtlety is rarely need to get GD going.



 

Bad tattoo thread.

"STOP the BS- Have respect for each other or get locked." /Thread.




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Have you tried IMing Rusted Ace?

If you need help trolling, in GD, you've already failed as a troll.

gets my vote every time.

G29 noob.  The anti Christ would have 19s or maybe even 1911s.

This one

This. Once identified as a troll you will be ignored. Like that one guy @(@)$(.

With Bigfoot.

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Get on some SJW website and start talking about how you are an angry woman over your man wanting to buy you a diamond ring for your engagement.  Bonus points for throwing out how it's an outdated custom and you are an equal..  That should make some heads explode.

Edit:  Get angry if anyone comes up with any good retorts and call them a whore for accepting a ring.  

Maybe that's not so much trolling as a public service.  

"The merits of disciplining your woman".

Just start a thread about how your labor union did something great for the community and you're a proud <insert union acronym> member.


It will go swimmingly




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Is there a way to incorporate an EE issue?

A white police officer shot an unarmed black man in a confrontation today.


Witnesses report a scuffle between the man and the officer ensued over the officer's apparent gender reassignment surgery, alleging the officer was using the wrong restroom.


The incident escalated when the man took what appeared to be a "My Little Pony" figurine from the officer, assuming that it meant the officer was willing to perform oral sex.


Witnesses state the two exchanged obscenities, and the officer ranted about how the government's involvement in the 9/11 attacks caused him to have an abortion and suffer from PTSD that ultimately lead to the department paying for reassignment surgery.  


The unidentified man at that point reached into his waistband and drew an invisible ghost gun fully loaded with clips of ice bullets. The officer attempted to disarm the man and at some point a round was discharged into the man's groin.


An interview with the man's family revealed that he was a good boy turning to a life of crime due to Christian radicals asking him if he knew Jesus as his savior, and periodically bringing him literature chili with beans from the local Baptist church. Evidently this caused a trigger event in the man and caused him to dislike Glocks to the point that he wanted to harm the next person he saw with one.


This appears puzzling as the officer involved carries a 1911 style sidearm as a duty weapon, his department pointed out.  

"I got my daughter a tramp stamp tattoo as a high school graduation present"

Jeeps>Toyota



gets all kinds of sub arguments going.