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Posted: 4/29/2015 10:26:44 PM EDT
[#1]
...I'll have a Coke!
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Posted: 4/29/2015 10:27:10 PM EDT
[#2]
1. Good health for me and my family. 2. Enough money so that I can retire comfortably. Really, I guess I only need two. |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 10:29:22 PM EDT
[#3]
Moar .22
Moar 5.56 Moar .22 |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 10:32:06 PM EDT
[#4]
Be Safe.
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Posted: 4/29/2015 10:32:22 PM EDT
[#5]
1. long healthy lives for my family and I
2. big house on 200 acres with no bills 3. three more wishes |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 10:34:09 PM EDT
[#7]
All powerless
All unknowing No other can equal any of my stupidity or weakness So basically bliss. |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 10:34:47 PM EDT
[#8]
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All powerless All unknowing No other can equal any of my stupidity or weakness So basically bliss. Granted. |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 10:35:31 PM EDT
[#9]
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All powerless All unknowing No other can equal any of my stupidity or weakness So basically bliss. Barack, is that you? |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 10:38:11 PM EDT
[#10]
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...I'll have a Coke! That was going to be my third wish...you racist mother fucker! 
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Posted: 4/29/2015 10:40:51 PM EDT
[#11]
1. Can learn anything as easily as breathing.
2. $100,000,000 3. To go into space. |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 10:41:47 PM EDT
[#12]
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That was going to be my third wish...you racist mother fucker! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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...I'll have a Coke! That was going to be my third wish...you racist mother fucker! 
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Posted: 4/29/2015 10:42:21 PM EDT
[#13]
1. One trillion dollars.
2. My Bond girl. 
3. Fightin Texas Aggie national championship 
Don't ask me which I think is most likely to happen
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Posted: 4/29/2015 10:45:04 PM EDT
[#14]
1) That my entire detailed wish list would be granted.
2) I could update the wish list at any time. 3) I have the superpower to make anyone to not only lose control of their bowels, at anytime, but also make it really, really, really nasty. (Can you imagine the guy that cuts you off on the road suddenly having a spectacularly huge liquid deification? Or your boss calling you in the office and reaming you out only to fill his pants with volcanic poop? Or FBHO in the Rose Garden pontificating about something really important and suddenly the backside of his trousers are blown out? ) |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 10:45:37 PM EDT
[#15]
Barring the wish for God-like power, I would say
1. One magazine for every type of firearm I own that would never run out of appropriate ammunition no matter how much I used them. 2. A wallet, the when opened for the first time each and every day, would always contain 5 legal, non-stolen, non-counterfeit $100.00 bills. 3. A car that would never wear out, break down or run out of gas. |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 10:45:40 PM EDT
[#16]
1. I want McDonalds to serve breakfast after 10:30AM. 2. The United Nations will solve conflicts via Jello wrestling. 3. Men would not be judged by the content of their character, but rather by the depth of their belly button. |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 10:46:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/29/2015 10:49:44 PM EDT
[#18]
1-To crush my enemies
2-To see them driven before me 3-To hear the lamentations of their women 4- To read better |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 10:50:50 PM EDT
[#19]
1) Crush my enemies.
2) See them driven before me. 3) Hear the lamentations of their women. ETA: 4) To type faster, apparently |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 10:51:20 PM EDT
[#20]
God damn it! 1min. 6-seconds! I hate GD
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Posted: 4/29/2015 10:51:56 PM EDT
[#21]
I think being able to stop time while moving is a cool power to have.
Not sure if I'd need any more wishes after that. Perhaps the ability to fly, or better stated, superman powers without any weaknesses. |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 10:53:35 PM EDT
[#22]
1) Good Health
2) Happiness 3) Knowledge & Skill |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 10:53:49 PM EDT
[#23]
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Men would not be judged by the content of their character, but rather by the depth of their belly button. That's gross, bro. |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 10:54:50 PM EDT
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God damn it! 1min. 6-seconds! I hate GD Are you on 56k?
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Posted: 4/29/2015 10:55:30 PM EDT
[#25]
1. A self-refilling bank account topped at $10m per day
2. My family and I are healthy and happy 3. A secret impregnable bunker home ala Cheyenne mountain. |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 10:55:45 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That's gross, bro. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Men would not be judged by the content of their character, but rather by the depth of their belly button. That's gross, bro. I had a nightmare once that my bellybutton became unsealed somehow. It was weird. |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 10:56:42 PM EDT
[#27]
1. Time travel
2. immortality 3. fly |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 10:57:06 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: God damn it! 1min. 6-seconds! I hate GD Ok, that one was indeed weird, as it's not even on topic. |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 10:57:09 PM EDT
[#29]
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1. One trillion dollars. https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/451138695274717184/i2NncpcC.jpeg 2. My Bond girl. http://i604.photobucket.com/albums/tt122/caboose314/BOTD/Olga%20Kurylenko/olga-kurylenko-spy-06.jpg 3. Fightin Texas Aggie national championship http://cdn3.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/15923539/20121020_gav_ac6_147.0.jpg Don't ask me which I think is most likely to happen That bond girl is simply stunning. |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 11:00:28 PM EDT
[#30]
1. Hillary strokes out, but before she spends the rest of her life drooling she confesses about all of her and Bills illegal and corrupt activities.
2. Scientists finally invent a cure for liberalism 3. Carnal knowledge of all hotties. |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 11:02:17 PM EDT
[#31]
My Form 1 to clear. My Form 4 to clear. My other Form 4 to clear. |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 11:04:41 PM EDT
[#32]
Peace on Earth and good will toward men.
A Winnebago. A phone number for the young lady with the machine gun. |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 11:05:44 PM EDT
[#33]
1. Money
2. Pussy 3. World peace |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 11:06:42 PM EDT
[#34]
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...I'll have a Coke! haha das racist |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 11:07:29 PM EDT
[#35]
Golden lasso.
Invisible airplane. Sweet red boots. |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 11:10:07 PM EDT
[#36]
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That's gross, bro. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Men would not be judged by the content of their character, but rather by the depth of their belly button. That's gross, bro. Don't harsh on my wishes man. |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 11:10:09 PM EDT
[#37]
Super strength like goku or vegeta. No need for money or unlimited money. ? |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 11:14:01 PM EDT
[#38]
1. Good health mental & physical
2. The ability to always make the correct decision / take correct action 3. A magic shape changing reprehensible penis. With those three I would never lack for money :) |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 11:18:23 PM EDT
[#39]
1. 50 billion dollars
2. 50 billion dollars 3. Blue Bell cookies n cream |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 11:23:44 PM EDT
[#40]
1. Wisdom
2. Understanding 3. To know Gods thoughts |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 11:23:47 PM EDT
[#41]
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1. I want McDonalds to serve breakfast after 10:30AM. 2. The United Nations will solve conflicts via Jello wrestling. 3. Men would not be judged by the content of their character, but rather by the depth of their belly button. What the fuck is that all about? I get to the drive-thru at 10:36am and they said they didn't serve breakfast. Fuck them in the mouth. 
I wish I owned McDonalds and I would order them to serve breakfast until noon. |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 11:25:01 PM EDT
[#42]
"I wish you had more time." |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 11:26:09 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: 1. Money 2. Pussy 3. World peace You made a mistake and posted duplicate wishes... |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 11:28:59 PM EDT
[#44]
Night vision eyesight
To not have to eat or drink to survive Be bulletproof |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 11:30:19 PM EDT
[#45]
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Peace on Earth and good will toward men. A Winnebago. A phone number for the young lady with the machine gun. How about a lunch? You can chaperone. |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 11:30:33 PM EDT
[#46]
You only need one, and that is..
1) Unlimited wishes. |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 11:46:58 PM EDT
[#47]
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How about a lunch? You can chaperone. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Peace on Earth and good will toward men. A Winnebago. A phone number for the young lady with the machine gun. How about a lunch? You can chaperone. 
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Posted: 4/29/2015 11:51:51 PM EDT
[#48]
1. unlimited wishes
2. unlimited undo's of bad wishes 3. knowledge to make wise wishes |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 11:54:32 PM EDT
[#49]
Ass and titties, and big booty bitches
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Posted: 4/30/2015 12:42:47 AM EDT
[#50]
1. A home we own instead of rent.
2. To be healthy again. 3. Enough money to live comfortably for the rest of our lives, plus enough to provide for our families. |
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