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Posted: 1/18/2015 10:35:50 PM EDT

I had a really good run going, I was really starting to think that I could make it all the way through with this kid, but the rest of the family is out for the evening and my luck was bad.

Starting over from here seems a little hollow, but there isn't much else I can do.

UPDATE-

He got tired, so I gave him a bottle and put him to bed. Does GD think I'm a good dad yet?

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:36:31 PM EDT

[#1]

Well done making it that long bro.

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:36:34 PM EDT

[#2]

this is why divorce is high here...

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:36:42 PM EDT

[#3]

IN!!!!

What could go wrong.

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:37:17 PM EDT

[#4]

I see you are on your way to being a great father.

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:37:39 PM EDT

[#5]

Shame on you! You have better been out of the country for the last 13yrs 11mos 3weeks and 6 days then... You need to step up buddy

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:37:42 PM EDT

[#6]

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I had a really good run going, I was really starting to think that I could make it all the way through with this kid, but the rest of the family is out for the evening and my luck was bad.

Starting over from here seems a little hollow, but there isn't much else I can do.

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My two are only 17 months apart. When they were babies I got so good at changing diapers I probably should've tried out for a NASCAR pit crew.

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:37:53 PM EDT

[#7]

I made it all the way with kid #2. Pretty sure that's part of the reason im divorced.

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:38:29 PM EDT

[#8]

How.....did you manage that?

I mean...my son's 4.5 and I haven't cut his nails and my wife gives me a hard time about that, but....changing a diaper?

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:38:34 PM EDT

[#9]

You probably ought to be ashamed at that.

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:38:52 PM EDT

[#10]

I have two kids - a daughter (12) and a son (7).

I changed the daughter's diaper the day she was born, and maybe twice after that in as many days. It was kind of a new Dad novelty, I guess. I never did change my sons diaper. I'm told he peed on his mother a couple of times. I'm told I may have laughed.

I have no idea how or why I'm still married.

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:39:02 PM EDT

[#11]

This is the reason for polygamy.

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:39:11 PM EDT

[#12]

Hell, I was changing diapers when I was 13, OP. No big deal, and shit washes off.

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:39:12 PM EDT

[#13]

No sympathy here dude...Pray you never have the "grenade diaper." You've not lived until you and your toddler have to take an emergency shower to 'detox.'

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:39:41 PM EDT

[#14]

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I had a really good run going, I was really starting to think that I could make it all the way through with this kid, but the rest of the family is out for the evening and my luck was bad.

Starting over from here seems a little hollow, but there isn't much else I can do.

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WTF. I changed my kids diaper on the 2nd day. However, I have a couple of co-workers who I swear never changed their kids diapers. One was over at my house with his kids. His 1 yo had an accident and he called and called for his wife to change her diaper forever... (His wife was outside with the rest of the group) It was annoying me so much I started to drink heavily.

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:39:49 PM EDT

[#15]

Seriously. OP asleep at the wheel.

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:40:22 PM EDT

[#16]

You should work on being a parent. You'd be surprised how much you might like it

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:40:24 PM EDT

[#17]

I made it to 11 months with my little girl

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:40:37 PM EDT

[#18]

I don't get the big deal some guys have about changing diapers.

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:40:52 PM EDT

[#19]

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No sympathy here dude...Pray you never have the "grenade diaper." You've not lived until you and your toddler have to take an emergency shower to 'detox.'

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Nothing worse than finding out the kid needs a diaper change because you picked them up and your hand is covered in shit from cradling their back

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:40:59 PM EDT

[#20]

I wouldn't tell anyone it happened. Because then she'll know you can do it and it will be a recurring thing.

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:41:12 PM EDT

[#21]

you sound lazy. i work full time and take care of my daughter from sunup to sundown on the days i don't work so we can avoid daycare.

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:42:11 PM EDT

[#22]

Wow.

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:42:19 PM EDT

[#23]

Poop thread

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:42:19 PM EDT

[#24]

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Fuck that shit, my wife kicks (and wipes) ass.

I taught the boy to pee outside, with aplomb. I feel like I've done my part.

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:42:45 PM EDT

[#25]

After you've dressed a gut shot deer, changing a diaper is kind of refreshing.

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:43:35 PM EDT

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That's what I'm thinking.

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:44:38 PM EDT

[#27]

Blowouts are the best. Had one yesterday myself. Straight to the bath!

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:44:47 PM EDT

[#28]

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No sympathy here dude...Pray you never have the "grenade diaper." You've not lived until you and your toddler have to take an emergency shower to 'detox.'

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Man, one of my kids had a diaper so bad once that I swear it would have been as an effective non-lethal self-defense weapon as pepper spray if thrown in an attacker's face. It was literally a biological weapon.

That was six years ago, and the legend of that diaper still exists in my household.

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:46:42 PM EDT

[#29]

You guys are funny.

I've got 7 kids and a fantastic marriage. I've changed one or two diapers, but when little Andrew was born I decided to see if I could get all the way through potty training without changing one. It took a lot of suddenly being busy or gone, but I made it over a year.

He got me good though- this was a 42 wipes and a bath kind of clean-up effort.

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:46:47 PM EDT

[#30]

I plan on getting arrested and doing prison time until my (hypothetical) kid is potty trained. No diapers for me.

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Posted: 1/18/2015 10:47:31 PM EDT

[#31]

I enjoy changing my son's diapers.

However, I will enjoy his first successful poop on the potty more.

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:48:47 PM EDT

[#32]

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My older boys and I butchered our steer in the pasture last year, I'd rather chop up a 1200lb steer than change a butt-bomb

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:48:50 PM EDT

[#33]

Its really not that hard..

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:49:03 PM EDT

[#34]

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You guys are funny.

I've got 7 kids and a fantastic marriage. I've changed one or two diapers, but when little Andrew was born I decided to see if I could get all the way through potty training without changing one. It took a lot of suddenly being busy or gone, but I made it over a year.

He got me good though- this was a 42 wipes and a bath kind of clean-up effort.

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You almost made it.

The trick is to be absolutely hopeless in the hospital.

Coincidentally, I absolutely suck ass at loading a dishwasher. It's the damndest thing - I just can't manage to do it right. Just ask her.

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:50:38 PM EDT

[#35]

good job poo poo. you skipped the non-smelling stage. asleep at the wheel.

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:50:47 PM EDT

[#36]

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That's the problem. It's all soft.

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Posted: 1/18/2015 10:50:49 PM EDT

[#37]

Really?

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:52:09 PM EDT

[#38]

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No sympathy here dude...Pray you never have the "grenade diaper." You've not lived until you and your toddler have to take an emergency shower to 'detox.'

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That was today with my 3mo

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:52:47 PM EDT

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You almost made it.

The trick is to be absolutely hopeless in the hospital.

Coincidentally, I absolutely suck ass at loading a dishwasher. It's the damndest thing - I just can't manage to do it right. Just ask her.

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You guys are funny.

I've got 7 kids and a fantastic marriage. I've changed one or two diapers, but when little Andrew was born I decided to see if I could get all the way through potty training without changing one. It took a lot of suddenly being busy or gone, but I made it over a year.

He got me good though- this was a 42 wipes and a bath kind of clean-up effort.

You almost made it.

The trick is to be absolutely hopeless in the hospital.

Coincidentally, I absolutely suck ass at loading a dishwasher. It's the damndest thing - I just can't manage to do it right. Just ask her.

As a kid I "accidentally" dropped plates and never had to do dishes after the second or third time.

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:53:40 PM EDT

[#40]

I was happy with 2 kids. Wifey wanted a 3rd later. I said ok if I don't have to change poop diapers. That was my one condition. I have to of course if she is gone as i will watch all the kids so she can go out. I haven't changed a single poop diaper though if she has been around.

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:53:43 PM EDT

[#41]

13yr old and a 7yr old and I have never changed a diaper

. I didn't want kids but she did so guess who done all the child rearing.

Everything worked out great and we just celebrated year 15.

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:54:49 PM EDT

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That's a little old to be wearing diapers.

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Posted: 1/18/2015 10:54:59 PM EDT

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I see you are on your way to being a great father.

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Posted: 1/18/2015 10:55:13 PM EDT

[#44]

Pretty sure I'm always going to stick with Pampers.

My daughter had a diarrhea blowout the other day, which was somehow contained within her diaper. You could smell it from 20 feet away, and as soon as I opened up the diaper it spilled everywhere. But until that point somehow it was 100% contained.

Being a stay-at-home parent I've changed 95% of my daughter's diapers.

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:56:00 PM EDT

[#45]

When they blow you off later in life you'll know why.

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:56:15 PM EDT

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Blowouts are the best. Had one yesterday myself. Straight to the bath!

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Over the age of 30 NEVER trust a fart.

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:56:31 PM EDT

[#47]

That's not something to be proud of dude.

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:56:37 PM EDT

[#48]

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Agree

Posted: 1/18/2015 10:57:49 PM EDT

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I see you are on your way to being a great father.

I really should have tried this on the previous kid when my wife decided to use cloth diapers. These disposables are a piece of cake compared to that, but avoiding them altogether is even better by far!