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Posted: 1/14/2015 9:48:06 PM EDT






So I had a renter that left, (he told me but left without a forwarding address, quit his job too, and didn't leave me the keys or garage opener).






He left the shed full of bug eaten trash, but had a nice wheeled tool box in there.  This was in it with some other clothes.  I have no way to get ahold of him and it has been a few months.










So it is mine to dispose of.


































But if you notice....it is locked.  







 
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:48:54 PM EDT
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Safe thread!
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:49:17 PM EDT
[#2]
Does it smell like dead hooker?
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:49:52 PM EDT
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Dufflebag is teh new safe



 
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:49:53 PM EDT
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Missed by thaaaaaat much.
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:50:01 PM EDT
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Damn.  It's impossible to get into then.  
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:50:06 PM EDT
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No, I would have noticed.  Not that heavy either.  Unless it was an Asian midget hooker.



 

Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:50:14 PM EDT
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Filled with crusty socks...
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:50:41 PM EDT
[#8]
You had me at "it's locked" OP...
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:50:50 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:50:56 PM EDT
[#10]
Duffle bag thread!!!
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:51:20 PM EDT
[#11]
Inside you'll find all his cross dressing stuff and sex toys.



Safe thread!
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:51:34 PM EDT
[#12]
A year's worth of dog poop.
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:52:17 PM EDT
[#13]
oh for fucks sake...

Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:52:36 PM EDT
[#14]
are we gonna have to wait 3 days for a locksmith to open it?
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:52:51 PM EDT
[#15]
Day One
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:52:57 PM EDT
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What does it weigh?  

The lock, I mean.
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:53:12 PM EDT
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          in on  1
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:53:18 PM EDT
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FIFY
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:53:29 PM EDT
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Was he same size as you?  Cause he left you all his dirty clothes.
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:53:40 PM EDT
[#20]
IN on 1?
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:54:15 PM EDT
[#21]
Camies
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:54:17 PM EDT
[#22]
in on the bag






op will deliver
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:54:25 PM EDT
[#23]
How many drawings of dicks can be stuffed into a USGI duffel bag?

OP is about to find out.
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:55:07 PM EDT
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But if you notice....it is locked.  



 




Damn.  It's impossible to get into then.  






 
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:55:25 PM EDT
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It's gonna be a duffle blog.  
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:55:30 PM EDT
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In on 1...
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:55:33 PM EDT
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I have some tenants for 3 years now that should be paying a whole lot more rent, but they keep the place so squeaky clean and never bother me that I just have to let it be.  I've had the ones that just up and leave and trash the place.  Don't wanna go there anymore.  
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:55:56 PM EDT
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Does it smell like dry jizz?
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:56:08 PM EDT
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So I had a renter that left, (he told me but left without a forwarding address, quit his job too, and didn't leave me the keys or garage opener).

He left the shed full of bug eaten trash, but had a nice wheeled tool box in there.  This was in it with some other clothes.  I have no way to get ahold of him and it has been a few months.

So it is mine to dispose of.



<a href="http://s206.photobucket.com/user/sherrick13/media/IMAG2644_zps9ad95c73.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb171/sherrick13/IMAG2644_zps9ad95c73.jpg</a>





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How much does a mummy weigh?
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:56:12 PM EDT
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hmmm.... still on page one?
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:56:20 PM EDT
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Oh dear Lord no.
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:56:26 PM EDT
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what does the lease say?


the one my tenants sign says all abandoned property is mine to dispose of how i see fit.



ETA: Open it. Sell/keep any valuables and toss the rest. Congrats on the new duffle bag.
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:56:28 PM EDT
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I'm giving you 10 minutes to cut that shit open and post pics of the contents
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:56:34 PM EDT
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Dremel tool or a bolt cutter and you can save the bag
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:56:46 PM EDT
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That lock looks pretty tough. You might never find out what is in that bag.
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:57:01 PM EDT
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Blow it up with Tannerite.  That should break the lock.  
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:57:26 PM EDT
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poor water in the lock and put it in the freezer.


watch out for the piss jugs
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:58:22 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/14/2015 9:58:46 PM EDT
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N on 1.
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 10:00:27 PM EDT
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It's full of used fleshlights.
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 10:00:27 PM EDT
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Oh, WTH, tag for the luz
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 10:01:12 PM EDT
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I'm going to go out on a limb here and predict that it's full of potato salad.


Link Posted: 1/14/2015 10:02:02 PM EDT
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In. Not that I can believe that I'm willingly tagging a safe thread.
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 10:02:57 PM EDT
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Shoot the lock off.  I have seen it done on TV all the time.  Easy.
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 10:04:35 PM EDT
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Crap! The most obvious explanation.  How did that sneak by all of us?
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 10:04:47 PM EDT
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Use a bolt cutter on the lock, or some heavy duty scissors or medical shears on the canvas.
And then post pics ASAP!
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 10:05:08 PM EDT
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Not a tag
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 10:05:19 PM EDT
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Full of dirty laundry I am sure.
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 10:06:02 PM EDT
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its a mobility bag, filled with certain amounts of socks, underwear, white t shirts, and other shit that has to be packed at all times incase of no notice deployment.
Link Posted: 1/14/2015 10:06:32 PM EDT
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Quick Call Gerlado
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