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Posted: 11/25/2014 9:18:03 PM EDT
2 kids, 1 too many.
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Posted: 11/25/2014 9:18:44 PM EDT
[#1]
Ice your balls
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Posted: 11/25/2014 9:18:56 PM EDT
[#2]
Why are you in bed?
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Posted: 11/25/2014 9:19:02 PM EDT
[#3]
What pills did they give you?
Nuts on frozen peas? Sure wish I would have done mine during football season! |
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Posted: 11/25/2014 9:20:00 PM EDT
[#4]
Has the urge to roam the neighborhood been suppressed?
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Posted: 11/25/2014 9:20:19 PM EDT
[#5]
It will hurt more on Thursday!
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Posted: 11/25/2014 9:20:39 PM EDT
[#6]
No questions, just advice: when they say to get checked until you get two all clears, you aren't done. You should still go back once a year with a sample. I know this because I've had two vasectomies. My first one "fixed" itself after five years.
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Posted: 11/25/2014 9:20:42 PM EDT
[#7]
Do you tell the second kid they're why Daddy's laid up?
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Posted: 11/25/2014 9:22:27 PM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: No questions, just advice: when they say to get checked until you get two all clears, you aren't done. You should still go back once a year with a sample. I know this because I've had two vasectomies. My first one "fixed" itself after five years. Nature finds a way.
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Posted: 11/25/2014 9:24:01 PM EDT
[#9]
Frozen peas and 2 pairs of brand new tighty whiteys 1 size too small and you'll be good to go in less than a week
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Posted: 11/25/2014 9:24:14 PM EDT
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What pills did they give you? Nuts on frozen peas? Sure wish I would have done mine during football season! Norco. Washed down with Sam Adams winter lager. Peas have been deployed. Plan is to milk it through college football Saturday. |
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Posted: 11/25/2014 9:25:57 PM EDT
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Do you tell the second kid they're why Daddy's laid up? I told that little rascal he's the reason I got snipped. At three months old he just comprehend why. |
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Posted: 11/25/2014 9:28:12 PM EDT
[#12]
Bad news, you almost never recover from a vasectomy.
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Posted: 11/25/2014 9:38:28 PM EDT
[#13]
Don't tell your wife...and see if she later claims she's pregnant...if so..time for paternity tests on all of the kids
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Posted: 11/25/2014 9:44:54 PM EDT
[#14]
How does it feel to be biologically inert?
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Posted: 11/25/2014 10:01:28 PM EDT
[#15]
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How does it feel to be biologically inert? Currently, it feels like a gang of angry midgets are punching my speedbag. |
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Posted: 11/25/2014 10:05:15 PM EDT
[#16]
Me and the wife were discussing the snip or tying her tubes.
She easily looked at me and said I am not getting my tubes tied. I asked why and she without hesitation said, "in case you die and I want to have another kid with my future husband." I almost became that guy in the newspaper because he beat the ever living shit out of his wife. The amount of hurt I felt after she said that.... |
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Posted: 11/25/2014 10:06:14 PM EDT
[#17]
In Bed?
Man, get some balls! |
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Posted: 11/25/2014 10:06:20 PM EDT
[#18]
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Me and the wife were discussing the snip or tying her tubes. She easily looked at me and said I am not getting my tubes tied. I asked why and she without hesitation said, "in case you die and I want to have another kid with my future husband." I almost became that guy in the newspaper because he beat the ever living shit out of his wife. The amount of hurt I felt after she said that.... Damn! |
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Posted: 11/25/2014 10:07:04 PM EDT
[#19]
Got mine done last Monday, the no needle/no scalpel variety. Was back to work on Wednesday, could have gone in Tuesday but I'm not one to pass up on an excuse not to go in.
How long did the doc tell you to wait before screwing again? Mine said a week, that was the worst part of the whole thing... |
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Posted: 11/25/2014 10:08:04 PM EDT
[#20]
You must do jumping jacks!! Immediately !!
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Posted: 11/25/2014 10:10:28 PM EDT
[#21]
Have you noticed a vas deferens before and after?
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Posted: 11/25/2014 10:10:38 PM EDT
[#22]
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Damn! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Me and the wife were discussing the snip or tying her tubes. She easily looked at me and said I am not getting my tubes tied. I asked why and she without hesitation said, "in case you die and I want to have another kid with my future husband." I almost became that guy in the newspaper because he beat the ever living shit out of his wife. The amount of hurt I felt after she said that.... Damn! I still hold that comment against her and I don't know if I'll ever forgive her for it. It's OK, I ain't getting snipped either. You know, just in case a blonde with big tits and weighs about 80lbs less that you do strolls into my life. 
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Posted: 11/25/2014 10:12:23 PM EDT
[#23]
The definition of macho is jogging home after a vasectomy! I have been thinking of getting it done myself.
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Posted: 11/25/2014 10:13:01 PM EDT
[#24]
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Got mine done last Monday, the no needle/no scalpel variety. Was back to work on Wednesday, could have gone in Tuesday but I'm not one to pass up on an excuse not to go in.
How long did the doc tell you to wait before screwing again? Mine said a week, that was the worst part of the whole thing... Doc said a week. I have a 3 year old and 3 month old, going a week between screws would be awesome. |
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Posted: 11/25/2014 10:14:11 PM EDT
[#25]
In 2 days your junk will look like a zombie bit it and the necrosis is spreading...tough it out
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Posted: 11/25/2014 10:15:05 PM EDT
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Have you noticed a vas deferens before and after?  Eye sea that.
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Posted: 11/25/2014 10:22:14 PM EDT
[#27]
Wait till you jizz for the first time. For some reason it hurt like hell for me
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Posted: 11/25/2014 10:23:12 PM EDT
[#28]
I got nothing - you're apparently married. If it were single me I'd be singing Elton - "I'm back on dry land once again Opportunity awaits me like a rat in the drain We're all hunting honey with money to burn Just a short time to show you the tricks that we've learned..." ~ Elton John (Sweet Painted Lady) ~ |
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Posted: 11/25/2014 10:23:20 PM EDT
[#29]
Finally, the shrubs are safe.
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Posted: 11/25/2014 10:25:14 PM EDT
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Wait till you jizz for the first time. For some reason it hurt like hell for me You really should wait until you get home from the Doctor's Office. 
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Posted: 11/25/2014 10:25:20 PM EDT
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The definition of macho is jogging home after a vasectomy! I have been thinking of getting it done myself. Piece of cake. Probably gonna be singing a different tune tomorrow morning, but the procedure itself is nothing. |
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Posted: 11/25/2014 10:27:24 PM EDT
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I remarried a younger woman. I had mine at age 57. I didn't follow instructions and was all over Mrs. Goldstein on day three. Testicular pain lasted a full year. Gone now. Glad I had it done. Should have followed guidelines.
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Posted: 11/25/2014 10:28:58 PM EDT
[#33]
I had the "scalpel-free" version. Other than that one moment when it felt like a horse kicked me in the fucking balls, no problem.
Did it on my lunch break and went back to work.
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Posted: 11/25/2014 10:29:05 PM EDT
[#34]
How's it hangin?
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Posted: 11/25/2014 10:31:52 PM EDT
[#35]
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How's it hangin? Not hanging at all. Feel like they've surrendered and retreated up into my gut. |
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Posted: 11/25/2014 10:42:10 PM EDT
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Why are you in bed?
The first 48 hours can suck. I loaded the pain meds and xanax beforehand. I didn't feel shit. |
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Posted: 11/25/2014 10:46:00 PM EDT
[#37]
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Me and the wife were discussing the snip or tying her tubes. She easily looked at me and said I am not getting my tubes tied. I asked why and she without hesitation said, "in case you die and I want to have another kid with my future husband." I almost became that guy in the newspaper because he beat the ever living shit out of his wife. The amount of hurt I felt after she said that.... Don't worry, just do what I did. The next time it comes up, quickly agree with getting the snip without argument. If she asks why, tell her even your girlfriend thinks you should get it. |
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Posted: 11/25/2014 10:48:44 PM EDT
[#38]
How many bags of peas did you get? 3 was the magic number for me.
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Posted: 11/25/2014 10:49:00 PM EDT
[#39]
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Norco. Washed down with Sam Adams winter lager. Peas have been deployed. Plan is to milk it through college football Saturday. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What pills did they give you? Nuts on frozen peas? Sure wish I would have done mine during football season! Norco. Washed down with Sam Adams winter lager. Peas have been deployed. Plan is to milk it through college football Saturday. Might want to hold off on milking it, for a bit... |
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Posted: 11/25/2014 10:55:07 PM EDT
[#40]
go on s 30k bike ride tomorrow
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Posted: 11/25/2014 11:11:09 PM EDT
[#41]
Nuts!
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Posted: 11/25/2014 11:19:05 PM EDT
[#42]
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Nuts! Did your kid wack you in the yam bag yet? My oldest son ran up and jumped on me cuz he was so glad to see daddy. Knee shot. Still, after a few days it was fine. And I got boners like an 18 yr old, if my wife brushed against me. |
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Posted: 11/25/2014 11:20:10 PM EDT
[#43]
On the couch? I went to a Christmas party the night I had mine done.
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Posted: 11/25/2014 11:20:56 PM EDT
[#44]
Your decision or a group decision?
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Posted: 11/25/2014 11:22:54 PM EDT
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Have you noticed a vas deferens before and after? 
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Posted: 11/25/2014 11:25:43 PM EDT
[#46]
You crank one off yet to see if it still works?
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Posted: 11/25/2014 11:38:28 PM EDT
[#47]
Wait till you wake up with a piss hard-on,,,,,,,,,,
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Posted: 11/25/2014 11:41:57 PM EDT
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Your decision or a group decision? Pretty much my decision....about a week after boy #2 popped out. |
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Posted: 11/25/2014 11:42:58 PM EDT
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You crank one off yet to see if it still works? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Waiting for a few more pics of Megyn Kelly in leopard print to show up on the ferguson thread before I make that decision. |
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Posted: 11/25/2014 11:51:39 PM EDT
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Pretty much my decision....about a week after boy #2 popped out. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Your decision or a group decision? Pretty much my decision....about a week after boy #2 popped out. Had to ask. A good friend of 27 years had his ex-wife suggest a vasectomy about 12 years ago. Made him think it was his decision. When I asked him about it he defended the decision as his. They've been divorced for about 10 years now. I'd rather go thru a boatload of condoms and go for an endorsement as well. |
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