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Posted: 11/25/2014 11:55:42 PM EDT
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How huge are your balls right now?
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Posted: 11/25/2014 11:57:10 PM EDT
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How huge are your balls right now? Do they sound like bongos? 
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Posted: 11/26/2014 12:15:50 AM EDT
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I know about give peas a chance
but why not corn? |
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Posted: 11/26/2014 12:16:12 AM EDT
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Had to ask. A good friend of 27 years had his ex-wife suggest a vasectomy about 12 years ago. Made him think it was his decision. When I asked him about it he defended the decision as his. They've been divorced for about 10 years now. I'd rather go thru a boatload of condoms and go for an endorsement as well. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Your decision or a group decision? Pretty much my decision....about a week after boy #2 popped out. Had to ask. A good friend of 27 years had his ex-wife suggest a vasectomy about 12 years ago. Made him think it was his decision. When I asked him about it he defended the decision as his. They've been divorced for about 10 years now. I'd rather go thru a boatload of condoms and go for an endorsement as well. I don't know what the fuck I want for breakfast tomorrow or what I want to do when I grow up (35 y/o), but I do know I don't want any more children. I love the 2 I have to death, but don't want any more. |
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Posted: 11/26/2014 12:17:59 AM EDT
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How huge are your balls right now? Normal size. I'm expecting them to be a lot bigger in the AM, so about pecan sized. 
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Posted: 11/26/2014 12:18:46 AM EDT
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I know about give peas a chance but why not corn? I'm actually going with mixed veggies and some ice packs. |
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Posted: 11/26/2014 12:19:33 AM EDT
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Why are you in bed? 
Exactly i was out getting laid that night. |
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Posted: 11/26/2014 12:21:59 AM EDT
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Are you gonna eat the peas after they thaw out?
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Posted: 11/26/2014 12:24:39 AM EDT
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Bad news, you almost never recover from a vasectomy. Not true in my case. 100% normal. |
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Posted: 11/26/2014 12:25:12 AM EDT
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Waiting for a few more pics of Megyn Kelly in leopard print to show up on the ferguson thread before I make that decision. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You crank one off yet to see if it still works? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Waiting for a few more pics of Megyn Kelly in leopard print to show up on the ferguson thread before I make that decision. All kidding aside that's the best way to clear the deck so you can get the all clear from the doc before attacking the wife.....best money I ever spent. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 11/26/2014 12:31:16 AM EDT
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I only had 1 bad day after mine. For whatever reason, it was the 3rd day after surgery. Otherwise, not bad at all.
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Posted: 11/26/2014 12:43:06 AM EDT
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A bag of frozen popcorn kernels in the pouch of a supporter worked wonders for me.
I will give one piece of advice though..... Do NOT go bowling 6 days afterwards. |
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Posted: 11/26/2014 12:48:22 AM EDT
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Has the urge to roam the neighborhood been suppressed? I was wondering how long it would take for completely unrelated retarded shit like this to show up in a vasectomy thread... I was right, not long at all. 
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Posted: 11/26/2014 1:27:50 AM EDT
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Definitely wear the briefs, not boxers, or boxer-briefs, for the next few days.
If you don't, you will feel it the next few days for sure. Speaking from experience here! You shouldn't be in bed unless you are sleeping, nor do you need meds other than aspirin. don't be a pussy! 
Sit in the living room in your favorite chair in front of the TV, pants down, frozen veggies on your balls. It's just another way of staying dominant in your home... |
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Posted: 11/26/2014 1:34:30 AM EDT
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Why are you laying in bed, they go in through the back door? It's a 10 - 20 min procedure, i was back on my MC the next morning. Only reason i would have been off my feet, it was bed time.
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Posted: 11/26/2014 1:42:17 AM EDT
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How's it hangin? Beat me to it. |
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Posted: 11/26/2014 2:12:25 AM EDT
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I was wondering how long it would take for completely unrelated retarded shit like this to show up in a vasectomy thread... I was right, not long at all. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Has the urge to roam the neighborhood been suppressed? I was wondering how long it would take for completely unrelated retarded shit like this to show up in a vasectomy thread... I was right, not long at all. I took it as "to empregnate the local females" more as a riot thing. |
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Posted: 11/26/2014 2:15:36 AM EDT
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I was back to work the next day, and for pain I took aspirin
so many lightweights nowadays |
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Posted: 11/26/2014 2:17:51 AM EDT
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I did it several months back. Seriously not an issue. Now it's all kinds of fun!
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Posted: 11/26/2014 2:19:42 AM EDT
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Watch for the divorce papers. (I keed, I keed)
The wife of one of my buddies talked him into getting a vasectomy. While he was recovering, she had him served with papers. We ragged him for years about his ex getting his balls in the divorce. I can only imagine how bad their marriage was for her to go to that level. ironically, his vasectomy grew back, and he now has an unexpected 4 month old son with his new wife. |
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Posted: 11/26/2014 2:19:43 AM EDT
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Suck it up princess. I had an inguinal hernia repair done at the same time as my vas two weeks ago. On the bright side I didn't even notice the vas recovery.
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Posted: 11/26/2014 10:30:24 AM EDT
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Just don't do anything for 72 hours except watch movies or football. Gtg after that.
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Posted: 11/26/2014 10:37:38 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Watch for the divorce papers. (I keed, I keed) The wife of one of my buddies talked him into getting a vasectomy. While he was recovering, she had him served with papers. We ragged him for years about his ex getting his balls in the divorce. I can only imagine how bad their marriage was for her to go to that level. ironically, his vasectomy grew back, and he now has an unexpected 4 month old son with his new wife.  He DID get a DNA test, right? And the docs have confirmed that he's firing war shots again? |
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Posted: 11/26/2014 10:41:28 AM EDT
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He DID get a DNA test, right? And the docs have confirmed that he's firing war shots again? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Watch for the divorce papers. (I keed, I keed) The wife of one of my buddies talked him into getting a vasectomy. While he was recovering, she had him served with papers. We ragged him for years about his ex getting his balls in the divorce. I can only imagine how bad their marriage was for her to go to that level. ironically, his vasectomy grew back, and he now has an unexpected 4 month old son with his new wife.
He DID get a DNA test, right? And the docs have confirmed that he's firing war shots again? Was planning to, but when the baby was born, it looked just like him so he didn't. My wife still thinks it isn't his. After all, my adopted son looks just like me. |
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Posted: 11/26/2014 10:56:08 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Me and the wife were discussing the snip or tying her tubes. She easily looked at me and said I am not getting my tubes tied. I asked why and she without hesitation said, "in case you die and I want to have another kid with my future husband." I almost became that guy in the newspaper because he beat the ever living shit out of his wife. The amount of hurt I felt after she said that.... HA! My wife wants me to get a vasectomy. I told her I don't want one, because I may want to have more kids in the future. Her response? "I'm done! I don't want any more! Not only do I want you to get snipped, but I'm getting my tubes tied, AND I'm going to be on birth control." My response? "I never said they had to be with you." She didn't care for it. ;) That being said, my snip date is on the 5th of next month. Our most recent, beautiful baby girl (4 months old)...was an IUD child. 99.3-99.7% effective? My ass! lol I think I've convinced her to NOT get her tubes tied, though. Dr sure sells that as a very invasive surgery, with a relatively low success rate (as mentioned above, "nature finds a way"). I'd like to avoid invasive surgeries if possible.
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