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Posted: 12/26/2002 8:19:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/26/2002 8:31:24 PM EDT
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A length of quarter inch steel cable and a powerful crossbow are all that you need to disable electric service to large areas for several hours or longer. Simply shoot the cable across the high power transmission lines. Wear full body protection and a welder's face shield when doing this in order to avoid being burned by UV.
Don't practice this. It lands you in BIG trouble. When AR15.com goes completely down for a little while, it's because the FBI is updating the software in the Carnivore machine that's hooked up to our server. [;D] Fluorescent light tubes will glow when brought under very high voltage power transmission lines. If your back yard is under such lines and you use a bunch of old fluorescent tubes to light your back yard, even though they're not wired to any power source, you can still be charged with theft of electric service...in some areas. The Tunguska explosion in Siberia just "happened" to occur right about the time that Nikolai Tesla was supposedly running some experiments involving projected energy with weapons applications. Interestingly enough, a review of Tesla's patents with the US Patent and Trademark Office tend to suggest that the patents are for COMPONENTS of a larger machine, yet the design of this machine is not known...to the public, at least. It has been suspected that the government took over the information as a state secret of great importance. A search via Google with the search terms "tesla" and "tunguska" results in a lot of very interesting reading. The movie "The Philadelphia Experiment" is rumored to be based closely on actual events. Telsa's inventions were involved. A search on THAT subject is also very interesting. CJ |
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Posted: 12/26/2002 8:39:23 PM EDT
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You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you cant pick the family on your wifes side.
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Posted: 12/26/2002 8:44:48 PM EDT
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if somebody gets an extremity cut off or a finger or toe, it is best to use compression instead of a tourniqit because a tourniqit will crush the blood vessels.
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Posted: 12/26/2002 8:50:53 PM EDT
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If a baseball sized piece of a supernova star (known to astronomers as a pulsar) were brought to earth it would weigh more than the Empire State Building.
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Posted: 12/26/2002 8:52:04 PM EDT
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before World War 2 blacks were not allowed to enlist in the US Navy.
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Posted: 12/26/2002 9:01:38 PM EDT
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Anything you say to my wife's cousin will be turned around and passed on to the family.
Vegetarians smell funny. Fanning a fire with a greating card doesnt put the fire out. Pounding a fire with a Christmas gift apparently does put out a fire. A 1 hour trip seems like an eternity when Grandpa is in the front seat farting. Ignoring my wifes cousins boyfriend wont make him go away. My wifes Grandma thinks we dont know what the real world is like. Having kids born 13 months apart isnt fair to them but having 3 kids all with separate fathers and not being sure who those fathers are is fair. Spending Christmas Eve with annoying family members that are eating bean dip and drinking alchohol isnt all that much fun. |
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Posted: 12/26/2002 9:12:51 PM EDT
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Quoted: [i]Smells like sex in here[/i] Sorry about that. |
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Posted: 12/26/2002 9:14:49 PM EDT
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Blacks were allowed into the U.S. Navy prior to WW II, but they were restricted to being stewards & cooks.
Before the New Navy (iron age navy), blacks were freely enlisted in the navy and could become petty officers. As petty officers, they gave orders to enlisted ratings including whites. The New Navy changed that and restricted them to more menial functions. |
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Posted: 12/26/2002 9:29:07 PM EDT
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Quoted: "Almost forever" is a meaningless statement. A mole of a substance is the substance's molecular weight turned into grams, i.e. one mole of hydrogen weighs approximately 1 gram. A mole of any substance has 6.0221367X10^23 molecules. (I learned that number three years ago, never used it, and still remember it) yes, avagrado's number. and for a gas at STP (standard temperature, standard pressure) it is 22.4 |
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Posted: 12/26/2002 10:10:39 PM EDT
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10 billion pennies...
[img]http://www.kokogiak.com/megapenny/ten_bill_A.jpg[/img] |
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Posted: 12/26/2002 11:14:20 PM EDT
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unless in a vessal/container, 1 pound of water when transformed into 1 pound steam will occupy 1600 times the volume.
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Posted: 12/26/2002 11:24:19 PM EDT
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you park on the driveway and you drive on the parkway.
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Posted: 12/26/2002 11:30:38 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: My left ball is 4 times the size of my right one. Bobwrench You must have some funny looking eyes.......HEY! Does that make you walk funny? Since I actually had this problem at one time I can attest to the fact that bobwrench's eyes probably only look funny when he rubs said enlarged "left ball". Overall, not a fun thing to have, mine swelled to the size of a small [red]pair![/red] Sgt(seriousashell)ar15 Did you know this funniest post here? Did you mean "pear"? ROTFLMAO!!! |
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Posted: 12/26/2002 11:31:59 PM EDT
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Urine is sterile, you can drink it.
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Posted: 12/26/2002 11:34:40 PM EDT
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The past tense of "shit" is "shat."
The longest word in the English language is "antidisestablishmentarianism." The longest word in the world (to my knowledge) is "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanocaniosis." The plural of "octopus" is "octopuses." Esperanto was a language made up to serve as a universal language. |
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Posted: 12/26/2002 11:34:51 PM EDT
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Quoted: If a baseball sized piece of a supernova star (known to astronomers as a pulsar) were brought to earth it would weigh more than the Empire State Building. How would they know? |
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Posted: 12/26/2002 11:38:53 PM EDT
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Yes, I meant pear....
I think the injury affected my brain. Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 12/27/2002 12:26:29 AM EDT
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.223 Remington and 5.56 NATO are NOT the same
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Posted: 12/27/2002 12:29:50 AM EDT
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Quoted: Actually, that's 9.81m/s squared. Horses can't throw up. Neither can seagulls, or burp. Throw one an Alka Seltzer and watch for a couple of minutes. [grenade] Well, they don't really blow up but they will tumble from the sky. [devil] |
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Posted: 12/27/2002 12:33:42 AM EDT
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Quoted: before World War 2 blacks were not allowed to enlist in the US Navy. I'm not so sure about that. I know they served as stewards on ships before that. A black guy got a metal at Pearl Harbor. |
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Posted: 12/27/2002 12:35:50 AM EDT
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Quoted: A black guy got a metal at Pearl Harbor. Me, being a white guy, all I get on the beach is wood. [>(] |
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Posted: 12/27/2002 3:43:25 AM EDT
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An average person farts 16 times a day, 5 of those while sleeping.
I fart way more than that. And dolphins are the only creatures besides man that has sex for fun(or so I was told). |
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Posted: 12/27/2002 6:28:40 AM EDT
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And dolphins are the only creatures besides man that has sex for fun(or so I was told). There is a subspecies of chimpanze called a bonobo. Bonobos aren't found in zoos very often because they seem to spend most of their time f**king or exchanging blowjobs for bananas. They are very promiscuous and are considered far TOO likely to provide an unscheduled demonstration of primate sexual behavior to visiting busloads of Catholic schoolgirls. CJ |
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Posted: 12/27/2002 6:37:23 AM EDT
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Quoted: [demonstration of primate sexual behavior to visiting busloads of Catholic schoolgirls. CJ You would be surprised about Catholic school girls. I have gotten them to demonstrate primate sexual behavior to me a suprising number of times. [sex] |
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Posted: 12/27/2002 6:38:44 AM EDT
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The temperature at the tip of an electrode in an Electric Arc Furnace (for melting steel) is greater than the temperature of the surface of the Sun.
But it's a dry heat. |
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Posted: 12/27/2002 7:02:16 AM EDT
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Gas is $1.34 a gallon today. |
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Posted: 12/27/2002 7:23:43 AM EDT
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Honey is the only food that doesn't spoil, or go bad.
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Posted: 12/27/2002 7:25:31 AM EDT
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The shadow of an airplane is the same size no matter what altitude it is at.
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Posted: 12/27/2002 7:38:23 AM EDT
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Quoted: yes, avagrado's number. and for a gas at STP (standard temperature, standard pressure) it is 22.4 Liters |
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Posted: 12/27/2002 7:43:39 AM EDT
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Oh, and time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like an apple.
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Posted: 12/27/2002 7:48:20 AM EDT
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A right handed man's left testicle will hang lower than his right. Opposite for a southpaw.
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Posted: 12/27/2002 2:23:04 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: [demonstration of primate sexual behavior to visiting busloads of Catholic schoolgirls. CJ You would be surprised about Catholic school girls. I have gotten them to demonstrate primate sexual behavior to me a suprising number of times. [sex] this is fact. take it from an ex-Catholic schoolboy. |
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Posted: 12/27/2002 2:55:03 PM EDT
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Quoted: Urine is sterile, you can drink it. Only Two or Three Times, then it has toxic levels of urea in it. - Nw - |
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Posted: 12/27/2002 3:35:15 PM EDT
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A human head weighs eight pounds.
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Posted: 12/27/2002 3:37:13 PM EDT
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My belly button had lint in it this morning...
Thought you'd like to know. |
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Posted: 12/31/2002 6:38:12 PM EDT
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Joanie Loves Chachi
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Posted: 12/31/2002 7:02:16 PM EDT
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Banging your head against the wall uses up 150 calories an hour.
I burn 1200 calories in an average day at work. |
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Posted: 12/31/2002 7:09:14 PM EDT
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[url]http://www.amusingfacts.com/facts/Health_and_Body/Sex/index.html[/url]
take your pic |
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Posted: 12/31/2002 7:10:08 PM EDT
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a tree falling alone in the forest DOES make a sound. I left a tape recorder running...
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Posted: 12/31/2002 7:10:32 PM EDT
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100lbs of flour will make one BIG biscuit
A frog without a heart will die It takes a big dog to f**k a giraffe. ---------------CRAZY------------------- |
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Posted: 12/31/2002 7:11:50 PM EDT
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It's 2308 by my computers clock.
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Posted: 1/1/2003 12:39:56 AM EDT
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the act of chewing celery burns more calories than are in the celery itself.
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Posted: 1/1/2003 12:47:30 AM EDT
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my johnson is so long it has its own knee
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Posted: 1/1/2003 1:21:23 AM EDT
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* Message:
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Posted: 1/1/2003 1:28:44 AM EDT
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Next time you hit something on the highway and your gf is in the car, act all concerned about the animal(chipmunk,squirrel,etc.), she'll think your "sweet" that way.[rolleyes]
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Posted: 1/1/2003 2:30:18 AM EDT
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The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number.
Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England, and English expatriates built the US railroads. Why did the English build them like that? Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways, and that's the gauge they used. Why did 'they' use that gauge then? Because the people who built the tramways used the same jigs and tools that they used for building wagons, which used that wheel spacing. Okay! Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing? Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break on some of the old, long distance roads in England, because that's the spacing of the wheel ruts. So who built those old rutted roads? The first long distance roads in Europe (and England) were built by Imperial Rome for their legions. The roads have been used ever since. And the ruts? Roman war chariots first made the initial ruts, which everyone else had to match for fear of destroying their wagon wheels and wagons. Since the chariots were made for, or by Imperial Rome, they were all alike in the matter of wheel spacing. Thus, we have the answer to the original question. The United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches derives from the original specification for an Imperial Roman war chariot. Specifications and bureaucracies live forever. So, the next time you are handed a specification and wonder which horse's rear came up with it, you may be exactly right. Because the Imperial Roman war chariots were made just wide enough to accommodate the back ends of two war-horses. And now, the twist to the story... There's an interesting extension to the story about railroad gauges and horses' behinds. When we see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, there are two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs. Thiokol makes the SRBs at their factory at Utah. The engineers who designed the SRBs might have preferred to make them a bit fatter, but the SRBs had to be shipped by train from the factory to the launch site. The railroad line from the factory had to run through a tunnel in the mountains. The SRBs had to fit through that tunnel. The tunnel is slightly wider than the railroad track, and the railroad track is about as wide as two horses behinds. So, the major design feature of what is arguably the world's most advanced transportation system was determined by the width of a Horse's rear. |
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Posted: 1/1/2003 3:27:27 AM EDT
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Bah! after rereading the whole thread my 2 things were already said... hmm howabout
Confuscious say... Man who stand on toilet.. high on pot Man who get stuck in pantry.. have ass in jam Man who drop watch in toilet.. have shitty time Man who fart in church must sit in own pew Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk WOMEN.ZIP: A great program, but it doesn't come with documentation... 24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence? |
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Posted: 1/1/2003 4:33:17 AM EDT
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Man with hot rod burn rubber.
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Posted: 1/1/2003 6:17:11 AM EDT
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Quoted: Man with hot rod burn rubber. |
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