When I got home, the first thing I noticed was a satellite TV dish that wasn't there when I left. I went in and wifey told me that Bob had installed it and was waiting for me to get home so I could help him wire it up. Yeah, Right!
I called Bob. Seems he got a pair of them out of the dumpster at the Sat TV place and they're broken, but look pretty official.
Bob says that they are there so that Larry (The do good three or 4 doors down, next to Bob)will feel left out.
The satellite guy just left Larry's house. Larry has been playing 'Keep up with the Jones' for years with Bob, and Bob's fed up.
Larry just got satellite, and I'll bet you he signed up for the biggest program they have for about a gazillion year contract.
First thing tomorrow, Bob and I are taking our dishes down. He owes me for this one! AT LEAST a dozen Krispy Kremes.