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Posted: 1/25/2014 5:50:44 PM EDT
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No you guys don't understand, she is married to the air force. To help A-10 pilots become fearless they throw them in a pitch black room to survive a night with the Warthog
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Posted: 1/25/2014 5:53:04 PM EDT
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I wonder what his husband does in the AF?  |
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Posted: 1/25/2014 5:55:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/25/2014 5:59:13 PM EDT
[#4]
Fuck a buncha THAT shit...
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:00:29 PM EDT
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What's it called when your penis is overcome with terror and retracts inside your body? Turtling |
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:00:37 PM EDT
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Is that green nail polish? Matches her teeth. |
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:04:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Pretty sure that "Air Force wife" is actually a "Coast Guard son." 
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:05:34 PM EDT
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That's what happens when you recruit video game players as drone pilots |
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:07:51 PM EDT
[#9]
I feel sorry for whoever tattoo'd that.
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:08:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I see I need to take you to the goat locker son, you need some counseling. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Pretty sure that "Air Force wife" is actually a "Coast Guard son." I see I need to take you to the goat locker son, you need some counseling. I only intended to say she looked mannish. I inadvertently insulted the children of the entire USCG.
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:09:58 PM EDT
[#11]
It needs to shave its chin
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:13:56 PM EDT
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Fuck it, I'm about two beers from accepting that challenge. I'm about tw beers from buying you an escort online you poor poor bastard. |
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:15:21 PM EDT
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I can see her chins growing.
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:15:48 PM EDT
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Fucking really?
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:17:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:18:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:19:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOh I bet you do
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:20:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:21:37 PM EDT
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I think mostly everybody else has covered my reactions to this hideous thing on her unattractive chest.
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:22:57 PM EDT
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Her husband is a loadmaster for a C5A . it is the only way to haul her around
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:25:35 PM EDT
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I will not try doing that. |
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:25:42 PM EDT
[#22]
Ewwww...
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:25:51 PM EDT
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Think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Was it like this? That watery taste, followed by an involuntary convulsion that requires you to swallow only to be left with a taste of bile. Cause it kinda went like that for me. |
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:26:56 PM EDT
[#24]
E-6's girl, guaranteed.
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:28:27 PM EDT
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That's disgusting.
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:30:41 PM EDT
[#26]
OP should be COW slapped for even posting this thread.
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:32:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I wonder what his husband does in the AF? |
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:32:33 PM EDT
[#28]
Ah here we see the Dependapotamas in it's natural habitat...
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:32:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:33:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:38:45 PM EDT
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Behold, someone "branded" a dependapotamus
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:38:58 PM EDT
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Behold, someone "branded" a dependapotamus
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:40:20 PM EDT
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Dependapotamus is real!!
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:42:17 PM EDT
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Air force one ready for take off
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:43:09 PM EDT
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You stay classy, Dependapotamus.
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:48:41 PM EDT
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I have to wash my eyes out with acid...
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:51:08 PM EDT
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Inkies.
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Posted: 1/25/2014 6:51:34 PM EDT
[#38]
Buzz, your girlfriend… woof!
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Posted: 1/25/2014 7:07:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What's it called when your penis is overcome with terror and retracts inside your body? Self preservation |
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Posted: 1/25/2014 7:18:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/25/2014 7:19:53 PM EDT
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what the fuck??? |
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Posted: 1/25/2014 7:35:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/25/2014 7:37:21 PM EDT
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I'd sooner pound my testicles flat with a wooden mallet.
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Posted: 1/25/2014 7:40:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
I'd sooner pound my testicles flat with a wooden mallet.
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Posted: 1/25/2014 7:42:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ruh-roh.  |
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Posted: 1/25/2014 7:43:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/25/2014 7:44:36 PM EDT
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Somewhere out there there's an Airman is saying, "Alright Marines, I've finally found a wife that you won't fuck while I'm deployed!" You havn't met many Junior enlisted Marines have you? |
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Posted: 1/25/2014 7:50:35 PM EDT
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Do trashy people have any idea that they are trashy?
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Posted: 1/25/2014 7:52:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Common sense, when confronted with something like that. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: What's it called when your penis is overcome with terror and retracts inside your body? Common sense, when confronted with something like that. no jury would convict you for shooting that trollbeast if it was slobbering after you
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Posted: 1/25/2014 7:55:07 PM EDT
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Poor husband flies a desk at work...and a hippo at home. |
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