User Panel
you wanna talk to GOD? let's go see him together. I've got NOTHING better to do.
|
|
They weren't expecting jdams and towmissles and A10 wart hogs when they wrote that stuff.
|
|
Doctor Jones, again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away.
|
|
|
View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Boon tore the stuffing out of that one. |
|
|
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
Wait, right actor, wrong movie. But oddly appropriate. |
|
View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes She was more attractive at one time. So was I. Don't make me show you my neckbearded flabbiness. We all get old. She was cute as hell. |
|
Just watched the quote-a-long at Alamo Drafthouse last week. It was awesome. Doing the Goonies quote-a-long tomorrow night.
|
|
|
|
|
View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes geez what is she in her 60s now? Arfcom apparently thinks 30 years does nothing to a persons body. |
|
It wouldn't matter. Our troops are located throughout the entire earth, so that baby is going to need a big touring crew. Plus, you need pure Levites to carry the Ark. Know where we can find any?
|
|
|
|
We are merely passing through history. *THIS* this IS history.
|
|
|
Not really - Jews got their ass handed to them once when they brought out the Ark and the opposing enemy left with it. (1 Sam. 4:3-11
I heard part of a bible study last week, and it specifically mentioned Hophni and Phinehas, the 2 sons of Eli that accompanied the Ark that day. Per Wiki In the Biblical narrative, Hophni and Phinehas are criticised for engaging in illicit behaviour, such as appropriating the best portion of sacrifices for themselves, and having sexual relations with the sanctuary's serving women. They are described as "sons of Belial" (1 Samuel 2:12, "wicked men" in the NIV). Their misdeeds provoked the indignation of Yahweh and lead to a divine curse being put on them, and they subsequently both died on the same day, during a battle against the Philistines at Eben-ezer. On hearing of his death, and of the capture of the ark, Phinehas' wife gave birth to a son that she named Ichabod, and then she herself died. View Quote |
|
Indiana: There's a big snake in the plane, Jock!
Jock: Oh, that's just my pet snake Reggie. Indiana: I hate snakes, Jock! I hate 'em! Jock: Come on! Show a little backbone, will ya! |
|
|
|
Quoted: geez what is she in her 60s now? Arfcom apparently thinks 30 years does nothing to a persons body. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: geez what is she in her 60s now? Arfcom apparently thinks 30 years does nothing to a persons body. |
|
Quoted:
we pass it around over in the masonic forum. i get it back next weekend. beer and Armageddon at my house saturday! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Quoted:
Wouldn't know where they stashed the Ark would you? we pass it around over in the masonic forum. i get it back next weekend. beer and Armageddon at my house saturday! You betrayed the whereabouts... now its time for you to be severed in twain... |
|
The ethiopians claim to have it. The sole caretaker lasts only a few years before he crosses the Styx and has to be replaced.
|
|
|
|
Quoted:
You betrayed the whereabouts... now its time for you to be severed in twain... View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Wouldn't know where they stashed the Ark would you? we pass it around over in the masonic forum. i get it back next weekend. beer and Armageddon at my house saturday! You betrayed the whereabouts... now its time for you to be severed in twain... Shhh! You've said too much |
|
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Wouldn't know where they stashed the Ark would you? we pass it around over in the masonic forum. i get it back next weekend. beer and Armageddon at my house saturday! You betrayed the whereabouts... now its time for you to be severed in twain... Shhh! You've said too much We can talk about severing in twain, we can't talk about tearing tongues out... didn't you get the memo? |
|
Quoted:
Quoted:
geez what is she in her 60s now? Arfcom apparently thinks 30 years does nothing to a persons body. She still looks like she'd be fun. She needs to do something different with her hair. Then I'd smash. |
|
|
Quoted:
You betrayed the whereabouts... now its time for you to be severed in twain... View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Wouldn't know where they stashed the Ark would you? we pass it around over in the masonic forum. i get it back next weekend. beer and Armageddon at my house saturday! You betrayed the whereabouts... now its time for you to be severed in twain... they were gonna find out saturday anyway. |
|
Quoted: Good point. Can't be that effective since it was stolen from the Israeli army. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Not really - Jews got their ass handed to them once when they brought out the Ark and the opposing enemy left with it. Good point. Can't be that effective since it was stolen from the Israeli army. Next you are going to tell me that drinking from the Holy Grail doesn't actually give you eternal life... |
|
Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!
You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.
AR15.COM is the world's largest firearm community and is a gathering place for firearm enthusiasts of all types.
From hunters and military members, to competition shooters and general firearm enthusiasts, we welcome anyone who values and respects the way of the firearm.
Subscribe to our monthly Newsletter to receive firearm news, product discounts from your favorite Industry Partners, and more.
Copyright © 1996-2024 AR15.COM LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Any use of this content without express written consent is prohibited.
AR15.Com reserves the right to overwrite or replace any affiliate, commercial, or monetizable links, posted by users, with our own.