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Posted: 12/15/2013 7:46:00 AM EDT
I was told they honor kindness and social justice. You can bring any instrument you want.



So pretty much everyone there voted for Obama?
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Are you a virgin? If so, watch you; they may be trying to entice you to show up so they can sacrifice you to Thor.
Link Posted: 12/15/2013 7:50:59 AM EDT
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Yep going to one in an hour or so

Being held at a local living history museum. There'll be some 1700's spanish food if I can get my friend to sneak me some and probably some cannon firings later. Not quite sure if it's dry enough to be firing canons.

Hehe, should I do a heathen ask me anything? What gun for solstice?
Link Posted: 12/15/2013 7:52:39 AM EDT
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never heard of it
Link Posted: 12/15/2013 8:00:36 AM EDT
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I've seen videos of those weirdoes at stonehenge. No thank you.
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Link Posted: 12/15/2013 8:17:36 AM EDT
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What's to celebrate? It's not like the outcome is in doubt, or that we could influence it in any way.


Might as well celebrate the wetness of water.
Link Posted: 12/15/2013 8:18:45 AM EDT
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At some point in my life, I would make a special trip to see that if it were possible.
Link Posted: 12/15/2013 8:55:29 AM EDT
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honor social Justice- LOL
Link Posted: 12/15/2013 9:48:44 AM EDT
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What is there about a solstice to celebrate?

Do you throw a party when the sun rises or the tide comes in?
Link Posted: 12/15/2013 12:45:20 PM EDT
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Most of them have gone through several re-namings, and are now known as 'Christmas'.
Link Posted: 12/15/2013 1:03:58 PM EDT
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Eat the shrooms.
Go outside and bark at the Moon.
Profit.
Link Posted: 12/15/2013 1:06:23 PM EDT
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I think all of us here are in favor of social justice. We simply know that it does not come from implementing communist policies.
Link Posted: 12/15/2013 1:08:48 PM EDT
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It's cold. The cold makes shit contract. The day is shorter. Well the the daylight is lesser. Because of the cold.

Or something.

Link Posted: 12/15/2013 1:10:26 PM EDT
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It only counts if you sacrifice a bull and feast upon its flesh, while bathing in its blood.
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Actually you would probably be surprised how many of the people who celebrate the solstice did not vote for Obama, though in this case they are probably flaming liberals.
Link Posted: 12/15/2013 1:12:20 PM EDT
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When I was a kid we used to have TGIS (thank God its summer) party's, we would use any excuse to have a  party we could think of!
Link Posted: 12/15/2013 1:13:55 PM EDT
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Ha! Saturnalia. My pagans predate your pagans.
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Thor would be pissed.

Also, it's mostly those hippie pagan retards who do Solstice celebrations. Norse heathens do Yule.
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Take a double barrel shotgun.
Fire it in the air as your part of the celebration.
Remind all present that "shotgun blasts" fired in the air are Biden approved.
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The people I asked about it were customers. I kept my mouth shut but I was dying to fuck with them.

 
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What's to celebrate? It's not like the outcome is in doubt, or that we could influence it in any way.





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Celebrate the coming light, as in the days getting longer. I imagine it used to be a good reason to have a winter feast and get drunk. I think that's called Christmas now.



 
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It's cold. The cold makes shit contract. The day is shorter. Well the the daylight is lesser. Because of the cold.

Or something.
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Do you throw a party when the sun rises or the tide comes in?


It's cold. The cold makes shit contract. The day is shorter. Well the the daylight is lesser. Because of the cold.

Or something.

...and there was much rejoicing.

yayy...

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...and there was much rejoicing.

yayy...
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What is there about a solstice to celebrate?

Do you throw a party when the sun rises or the tide comes in?


It's cold. The cold makes shit contract. The day is shorter. Well the the daylight is lesser. Because of the cold.

Or something.

...and there was much rejoicing.

yayy...



RUN AWAY!!!!
Link Posted: 12/15/2013 2:58:43 PM EDT
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I celebrate Yule and Midsummer every year.
Link Posted: 12/15/2013 3:06:13 PM EDT
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Nope
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People celebrate the solstice? Whut?
Link Posted: 12/15/2013 3:08:38 PM EDT
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Yup.

Boooooooooooring.
Link Posted: 12/15/2013 3:14:13 PM EDT
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Supposed to go to one next week.
Link Posted: 12/15/2013 3:17:03 PM EDT
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i guess the establishment call it christmas now, so thats what i celebrate.
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THOR DOES NOT ACCEPT THE SACRIFICES OF VEGAN PUSSIES! ONLY THOSE WHO DIE IN BATTLE MAY JOIN HIM IN VALHALLA!






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This.



 
Link Posted: 12/15/2013 3:37:44 PM EDT
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THOR DOES NOT ACCEPT THE SACRIFICES OF VEGAN PUSSIES! ONLY THOSE WHO DIE IN BATTLE MAY JOIN HIM IN VALHALLA!


You know what's great about the Norse? They don't go around knocking on people's doors, interrupting their Saturdays, wanting to tell them about Odin.
Link Posted: 12/15/2013 3:46:03 PM EDT
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My mom dragged me to one as a kid...they are a little odd.
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THOR DOES NOT ACCEPT THE SACRIFICES OF VEGAN PUSSIES! ONLY THOSE WHO DIE IN BATTLE MAY JOIN HIM IN VALHALLA!


You know what's great about the Norse? They don't go around knocking on people's doors, interrupting their Saturdays, wanting to tell them about Odin.



Well, they did have that chop off your head and burn down your village sort of thing going, but at lest they left the tracts at home.
Link Posted: 12/15/2013 4:14:39 PM EDT
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Go with equipment to do piercings, tongues and genitals are your specialty, film for the fun!
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