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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:10:35 PM EDT
[#1]
Lucky
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:10:47 PM EDT
[#2]
Quoted: I ripped the wettest, longest, fart , was pretty loud even the dog looked at me. SO put me on timeout, wont talk to me for 20 minutes. Cool story bro |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:11:10 PM EDT
[#3]
Classy
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:11:10 PM EDT
[#4]
Everyone needs a hobby.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:11:10 PM EDT
[#5]
Guess you know how to achieve 20 minutes of quiet now.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:11:50 PM EDT
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I ripped the wettest, longest, fart , was pretty loud even the dog looked at me. SO put me on timeout, wont talk to me for 20 minutes. You're a little bitch lol love you  
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:11:57 PM EDT
[#7]
you fail by not pulling the covers over her head.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:12:09 PM EDT
[#8]
Man up. Apologize and move on.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:12:42 PM EDT
[#9]
My wife stopped giving me the "silent treatment" when she figured out that I liked it. 
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:12:45 PM EDT
[#10]
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you fail by not pulling the covers over her head. You go to jail for that these days...
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:13:22 PM EDT
[#11]
OP is really just too embarrassed to admit his SO got tired of his small penis.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:13:23 PM EDT
[#12]
are you enjoying your 20 minutes of peace and quiet?
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:13:35 PM EDT
[#13]
You queefed? Gross.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:14:51 PM EDT
[#14]
What did you eat? I would love to reproduce the effects at work.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:15:45 PM EDT
[#15]
String a few together!! 60 minutes of golden silence.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:16:29 PM EDT
[#16]
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are you enjoying your 20 minutes of peace and quiet? Actually no he wasn't. He was whining for me to stop. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:16:40 PM EDT
[#17]
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What did you eat? I would love to reproduce the effects at work. Fuddruckers, 1/4 lb with lettuces, a shit ton of onions. Fries dipped in nacho cheese, Gratuitous amounts of coffee, Black beans. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:17:08 PM EDT
[#18]
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Classy |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:18:18 PM EDT
[#19]
I've been married so long most farts (hers or mine) go unnoticed.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:19:06 PM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Classy I mean, seriously...
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:21:37 PM EDT
[#21]
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I ripped the wettest, longest, fart , was pretty loud even the dog looked at me. SO put me on timeout, wont talk to me for 20 minutes. Hahaha who really gives a fuck. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:22:09 PM EDT
[#22]
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I ripped the wettest, longest, fart , was pretty loud even the dog looked at me. SO put me on timeout, wont talk to me for 20 minutes. da fuck? 
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:22:12 PM EDT
[#23]
Would rip a fart like that if you were trying to date her? |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:22:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:22:43 PM EDT
[#25]
Well...at least she didn't break your dick in half.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:23:02 PM EDT
[#26]
I've been married long enough my wife would ask me why I did not wait for the Dutch Oven....
Sometimes it happens. She should get over it.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:23:16 PM EDT
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Well...at least she didn't break your dick in half. I guess you missed the OTHER thread a while back. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:23:44 PM EDT
[#28]
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Would rip a fart like that if you were trying to date her? But i did. 
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:24:02 PM EDT
[#29]
My SO competes with me to try to have stinkier farts. She loses alot
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:24:05 PM EDT
[#30]
I always loved the silent treatment.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:24:20 PM EDT
[#31]
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are you enjoying your 20 minutes of peace and quiet? Im here with you guys. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:25:19 PM EDT
[#32]
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Lucky |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:25:31 PM EDT
[#33]
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I guess you missed the OTHER thread a while back. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Well...at least she didn't break your dick in half this time. I guess you missed the OTHER thread a while back. Edited for clarity |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:26:17 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Lucky 
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:26:27 PM EDT
[#35]
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I ripped the wettest, longest, fart , was pretty loud even the dog looked at me. SO put me on timeout, wont talk to me for 20 minutes. And the downside of that is what? |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:26:29 PM EDT
[#36]
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My SO competes with me to try to have stinkier farts. She loses alot I win this battle with Roebuck here every time. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:27:45 PM EDT
[#37]
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I win this battle with Roebuck here every time. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My SO competes with me to try to have stinkier farts. She loses alot I win this battle with Roebuck here every time. you dutch ovened me 
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:27:47 PM EDT
[#38]
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And the downside of that is what? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I ripped the wettest, longest, fart , was pretty loud even the dog looked at me. SO put me on timeout, wont talk to me for 20 minutes. And the downside of that is what? The downside is he doesn't like silence while I on the other hand do enjoy it. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:28:23 PM EDT
[#39]
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you dutch ovened me Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My SO competes with me to try to have stinkier farts. She loses alot I win this battle with Roebuck here every time. you dutch ovened me I got you in your FACE too
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:28:47 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What did you eat? I would love to reproduce the effects at work. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:29:57 PM EDT
[#41]
She put you in "timeout"?
Once you are out of your timeout, ask her for your testicles back. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:30:22 PM EDT
[#42]
Pics, EdgyWolf?
Wait, are you both guys? By asking for pics, I'm requesting pics of the female in the relationship... |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:30:39 PM EDT
[#43]
I need a picture of Roebuck.
With all these fucktarded threads you start, my assumptions can't be too far off. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:31:19 PM EDT
[#44]
I never understood men and their farts. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:32:33 PM EDT
[#45]
I laughed pretty hard, thank you GD.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:32:56 PM EDT
[#46]
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I never understood men and their farts.Its a man thing.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:34:27 PM EDT
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Pics, EdgyWolf? Wait, are you both guys? By asking for pics, I'm requesting pics of the female in the relationship... 
There you go!
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:39:27 PM EDT
[#48]
Flatulence is normal. People and critters both do it.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:40:05 PM EDT
[#49]
$5 says that's roebucks other troll account talking back and forth to each other.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:41:58 PM EDT
[#50]
I make my wife give me high fives when I rip impressive ass.
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