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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:43:41 PM EDT
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Eat a large order of Burger King onion rings and 5 Fiber One bars and you will achieve your stated goal. 
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What did you eat? I would love to reproduce the effects at work.
May I add a slight critique? In addition I would suggest several bowls of french onion soup. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:44:49 PM EDT
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Where are the pictures?
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:46:40 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:47:03 PM EDT
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Can't wait for the unrelated thread "My wife won't suck my dick anymore"
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:47:31 PM EDT
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Where are the pictures? i forget GD are female deprived dwellers. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:50:18 PM EDT
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I wish I was there with you, at that moment, so we could have enjoyed the smell together.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:54:06 PM EDT
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Its a man thing. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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 I never understood men and their farts.Its a man thing. No it's not. It's pretty inappropriate actually. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:57:28 PM EDT
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No it's not. It's pretty inappropriate actually. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I never understood men and their farts.Its a man thing. No it's not. It's pretty inappropriate actually. Someone didn't get to sit at the cool kids table growing up did they? |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:59:42 PM EDT
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OP is really just too embarrassed to admit his SO got tired of his small penis.  diving right in I see
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Posted: 12/13/2013 9:04:12 PM EDT
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Someone didn't get to sit at the cool kids table growing up did they? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I never understood men and their farts.Its a man thing. No it's not. It's pretty inappropriate actually. Someone didn't get to sit at the cool kids table growing up did they? I've just never found farts or farting a normal thing to do in front of people. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 9:20:30 PM EDT
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Yeah, farting is totally abnormal. You should hold them in, forever.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 9:23:30 PM EDT
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I've just never found farts or farting a normal thing to do in front of people. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I never understood men and their farts.Its a man thing. No it's not. It's pretty inappropriate actually. Someone didn't get to sit at the cool kids table growing up did they? I've just never found farts or farting a normal thing to do in front of people. You never had the pleasure of administering a power sit up? If not... a childhood wasted. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 9:24:32 PM EDT
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That gives you 19 minutes to wind up another one.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 9:25:16 PM EDT
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Are your balls toasty warm in her purse this cold winters night?
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Posted: 12/13/2013 9:32:40 PM EDT
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Is your Dick in a cage?
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Posted: 12/13/2013 9:39:56 PM EDT
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No it's not. It's pretty inappropriate actually. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I never understood men and their farts.Its a man thing. No it's not. It's pretty inappropriate actually. What? When did this happen? What the...? Thanks Obama 
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Posted: 12/13/2013 9:41:26 PM EDT
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Are your balls toasty warm in her purse this cold winters night? Roebucks testicles on an open fire... Nancy pilosi nipping on your nose, Songs of freedom being sung by a choir, folks dressed up like those that know... 
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Posted: 12/13/2013 9:41:47 PM EDT
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Is your Dick in a cagecast? couple months ago, she broke it. healing process was a bitch. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 9:42:28 PM EDT
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Are your balls toasty warm in her purse this cold winters night? Tactical purses man. its MULTICAM!(TM) |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:09:24 PM EDT
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How wet was it?
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:17:39 PM EDT
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I ripped the wettest, longest, fart , was pretty loud even the dog looked at me. SO put me on timeout, wont talk to me for 20 minutes. Is that all it takes??? BRB 
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:30:11 PM EDT
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couple months ago, she broke it. healing process was a bitch. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Is your Dick in a cagecast? couple months ago, she broke it. healing process was a bitch. just googled "broken penis" kind of wishing i hadn't 
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:35:04 PM EDT
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My wife stopped giving me the "silent treatment" when she figured out that I liked it.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:39:28 PM EDT
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I never understood men and their farts.Pull my finger. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:54:49 PM EDT
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I have a LAB that lays right next to our couch. I use my feet to rub his side.
He lets out some of the most wicked silent farts. Wife blames me. She gets up. I stretch out. I then tell him to bed down. He goes into the corner on his pad Man and his dog enjoying TV in SILENCE. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:15:30 PM EDT
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Is your Dick in a cagecast? couple months ago, she broke it. healing process was a bitch. just googled "broken penis" kind of wishing i hadn't Kinda wondering why you did... 
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:17:26 PM EDT
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Kinda wondering why you did...
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Is your Dick in a cagecast? couple months ago, she broke it. healing process was a bitch. just googled "broken penis" kind of wishing i hadn't Kinda wondering why you did...
because i wasn't aware that such a condition could occur and was concerned that my furious masturbation could lead to me having said "broken penis" |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:17:48 PM EDT
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let me get this straight...
what you're saying is all you have to do is rip some ass and the wife stops talking? I will experiment with this. If it proves true, I'll be rolling in refried before the sulfur slaps her a second time. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:19:56 PM EDT
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Spray fart thread
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Posted: 12/14/2013 2:27:36 AM EDT
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How wet was it? I tossed my briefs and took a shower. |
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Posted: 12/14/2013 2:44:25 AM EDT
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I tossed my briefs and took a shower. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How wet was it? I tossed my briefs and took a shower. 
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Posted: 12/14/2013 2:54:35 AM EDT
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This thread is nearly impossible to fap to.
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Posted: 12/14/2013 2:57:11 AM EDT
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I tossed my briefs and took a shower. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How wet was it? I tossed my briefs and took a shower. So this is a poop thread then? IBTL |
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Posted: 12/14/2013 3:15:25 AM EDT
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Now you need one of those little electronic gizmos that makes fart noises.
When you need some alone time, just push the button. |
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Posted: 12/14/2013 3:22:04 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Now you need one of those little electronic gizmos that makes fart noises. When you need some alone time, just push the button. There's an app for that... |
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Posted: 12/14/2013 3:40:57 AM EDT
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Is this your wife or your mother?
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Posted: 12/14/2013 7:25:48 AM EDT
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that gives you 19 minutes to work up another one.
your welcome, speed |
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Posted: 12/14/2013 9:39:46 AM EDT
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I tossed my briefs and took a shower. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How wet was it? I tossed my briefs and took a shower. That is not a fart. |
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Posted: 12/14/2013 9:46:15 AM EDT
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This Roebuck thread has Jumped the Shart.
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Posted: 12/14/2013 10:07:34 AM EDT
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Mmm, fart jokes.
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Posted: 12/14/2013 10:19:26 AM EDT
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I don't get put in time out, the SO just gets revenge in a non-permanent manner. If I fart around her, she waits until I am almost asleep and unsuspecting in bed, then allows the revenge to sneak out of the covers and burn my face.
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Posted: 12/14/2013 10:24:11 AM EDT
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Did this happen at school?
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