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Posted: 12/12/2013 3:25:57 PM EDT

Leaving my condo in Miami for the basketball courts, on the corner is an attractive lady, maybe Colombian or Venezuelan. Says she lost her job, carrying a cardboard sign. When I come back home, she is there in my parking space sitting in concrete stop on her cellphone. She asks for money I bullshit her that I will be right back to give her one dollar after I park my truck. She says she needs $50 for milk and pampers. I am thinking WTF, has to be some Christmas type scam. I went upstairs and snuck back down, she vanished. She was dressed nice, tight knee high jeans. This had to be some scam

Posted: 12/12/2013 3:28:17 PM EDT

[#1]

Should have made her EARN that dollar!

Posted: 12/12/2013 3:29:46 PM EDT

[#2]

50 bucks might have got you a blowjob.

Posted: 12/12/2013 3:30:03 PM EDT

[#3]

'swat she was after.

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Posted: 12/12/2013 3:30:51 PM EDT

[#4]

$50 was your hint.

Somebody might have taken her up on the offer which is why she was gone when you came out.

Posted: 12/12/2013 3:31:07 PM EDT

[#5]

SURPRIZE BUTTSECKS.

That's what she really wanted.

Posted: 12/12/2013 3:32:30 PM EDT

[#6]

Grass, gas, or ass...

Posted: 12/12/2013 3:33:07 PM EDT

[#7]

Not to defend her but at Wally World, it costs me almost $50 for the big box of wal mart brand diapers and wipes for my 2 girls.

I'd say it was a scam and like other have said, should have made her EARN the cash

Posted: 12/12/2013 3:33:08 PM EDT

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I saw the cutest brunette with eye glasses, pan handling in San Jose in California. She was so clean and dressed so neatly, I was sure she was undercover. She was not more than 28 years old.

Posted: 12/12/2013 3:33:16 PM EDT

[#9]

Maybe that was Jesus.......what now?

Posted: 12/12/2013 3:34:33 PM EDT

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It was more likely to be Mary Magdalene.

Posted: 12/12/2013 3:34:35 PM EDT

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Jesus had a sex change?

Posted: 12/12/2013 3:34:54 PM EDT

[#12]

M<eth is a hell of a drug.

Posted: 12/12/2013 3:37:00 PM EDT

[#13]

Bang Brothers video set up?

Posted: 12/12/2013 3:37:11 PM EDT

[#14]

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Hookers 'n blow. What happened OP?

Posted: 12/12/2013 3:37:15 PM EDT

[#15]

florida

Posted: 12/12/2013 3:37:40 PM EDT

[#16]

If shes got all her teeth, its a scam.

Posted: 12/12/2013 3:38:43 PM EDT

[#17]

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or the guy was arrested in a sting.

Posted: 12/12/2013 3:39:11 PM EDT

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a number of years ago there were three girls on a very busy corner in north austin with signs that said something to the effect of, "forget the bums, pay us"

they were wearing bikinis

one was neon green and very tiny
another was equally tiny but red white and blue, like the flag
and the third was black, with neon orange tie strings on the side of the bottoms and the top piece

i think i circled that intersection at least ten times that afternoon, and got pissed when dispatch sent me to the south side....

ETA: by the way, OP, thanks for dredging up that memory - i had forgotten all about it - i sure hope the wife is ready when i get home

Posted: 12/12/2013 3:39:55 PM EDT

[#19]

did you say have a nice evening officer?

Posted: 12/12/2013 3:40:20 PM EDT

[#20]

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And a smartphone

Posted: 12/12/2013 4:00:05 PM EDT

[#21]

she was sellin that ass homes

Posted: 12/12/2013 4:03:24 PM EDT

[#22]

Pampers == code for she does it.

Posted: 12/12/2013 4:04:49 PM EDT

[#23]

pics?

Posted: 12/12/2013 4:08:16 PM EDT

[#24]

You could have woke up in a bath tub of ice with your kidneys removed!

Posted: 12/12/2013 4:13:20 PM EDT

[#25]

Get the couch ready......I'll be down in about 5 1/2 hours........ Hopefully she'll be back tomorrow.

Posted: 12/12/2013 4:22:55 PM EDT

[#26]

Ask her if she'd like to make $1,000 to $5,000 a day.

Posted: 12/12/2013 4:28:24 PM EDT

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And to look into the camera while you... Well

Posted: 12/12/2013 4:31:00 PM EDT

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Yep. She may have acted offended at first, but once they see the bills come out, they start dancin'.

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Posted: 12/12/2013 4:32:01 PM EDT

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Dat couch.

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Posted: 12/12/2013 4:32:20 PM EDT

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I will admit that I am old---but--- I absolutely do not have any understanding of why SOME men pick up these nasty ass whores on the street and have sex with them. Personally, I would not touch one with a vaccinated crowbar, some are harder pressed than I have ever been, I reckon. [ I also assume that she was willing to earn the $50 ]

Posted: 12/12/2013 4:35:37 PM EDT

[#31]

She probably makes $30/hr doing that.

Oh, prostitution, yea.

Posted: 12/12/2013 4:36:04 PM EDT

[#32]

One of my college roommates was driving through a mid sized town, went under an underpass with a red light in the rain and there was a good looking girl panhandling.

He rolled down window and asked her if she wanted to party ( he was an idiot) she said sure and jumped in. He brought he back to the house, and fucked her for two days.

She was 18 and a hippie type chick, got tossed out of her house and had traveled around gone to a bunch of concerts and stuff, and was homeless.

He ended up getting clymydia from her...he did not use rubbers.

The rest of us laughed our ass off at him for the rest f the semester.

Posted: 12/12/2013 4:41:02 PM EDT

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I will admit that I am old---but--- I absolutely do not have any understanding of why SOME men pick up these nasty ass whores on the street and have sex with them. Personally, I would not touch one with a vaccinated crowbar, some are harder pressed than I have ever been, I reckon. [ I also assume that she was willing to earn the $50 ]

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Sexual addiction problems.

They bust some very prominent pillars of the community types around here on occasion in those stings. Same with child porno.

Within the past two months, a Navy fighter pilot was busted here for trying to extort nude photos from a teenage girl on the other side of the state; and the second man in charge after the Sheriff in the Norfolk's Sheriff's Dept. got snared in a seedy motel prostitution sting.

Posted: 12/12/2013 8:35:05 PM EDT

[#34]

I was probably old enough to be her grandfather, but her appearance, her smartphone and asking for $50 just did not add up, plus I would not fuck around close to home

Posted: 12/12/2013 8:37:36 PM EDT

[#35]

All meth whores look good when they are first starting out.

Posted: 12/12/2013 8:42:28 PM EDT

[#36]

Congratulations!!

You have been promoted to level 37 virgin!!

Posted: 12/12/2013 8:45:04 PM EDT

[#37]

The same skinny blonde is crying in front of the Maverick gas staton every couple weeks. Acts distraught, always her son's birthday and she has no money and boyfriend is a creep and abusive. Every dude wants to help or take her in. She just wants cash. When she sees me or regulars she calms right down and waits. Seen her 3-4 times now. I hit the same station every morning.

Posted: 12/12/2013 8:45:15 PM EDT

[#38]

Crackwhore in training.

Posted: 12/12/2013 8:45:32 PM EDT

[#39]

$50 dollars gonna make you holla!

Posted: 12/12/2013 8:46:46 PM EDT

[#40]

boy, that was a great story.

Posted: 12/12/2013 8:51:11 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/12/2013 9:02:42 PM EDT

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Leaving my condo in Miami for the basketball courts, on the corner is an attractive lady, maybe Colombian or Venezuelan. Says she lost her job, carrying a cardboard sign. When I come back home, she is there in my parking space sitting in concrete stop on her cellphone. She asks for money I bullshit her that I will be right back to give her one dollar after I park my truck. She says she needs $50 for milk and pampers. I am thinking WTF, has to be some Christmas type scam. I went upstairs and snuck back down, she vanished. She was dressed nice, tight knee high jeans. This had to be some scam

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It was a scam. Its called panhandling.

Posted: 12/12/2013 9:04:43 PM EDT

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Obviously a prostitute. Normal bums NEVER list dollar amounts, much less dress nice. If you want to get your dick sucked, you better find yourself $50.