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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:41:52 AM EDT
Literally half of my female friends are pregnant. There's something in the air.
Don't breathe the air. Hide yo wives. 3M filters for everyone 
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:43:55 AM EDT
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I've long said that safe sex involves goggles and a respirator.
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:44:34 AM EDT
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EDIT:
Nevermind I have a better idea
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:44:59 AM EDT
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Compass sleeping on the couch for a while?
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:45:14 AM EDT
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I've long said that safe sex involves goggles and a respirator. Don't you bring your creepy fetishes into this. Some people 
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:45:47 AM EDT
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Compass sleeping on the couch for a while? If Compass got me pregnant, that would be a Christmas miracle, considering her ovaries.
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:46:37 AM EDT
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrojrDCI02k
Breathe,breathe in the air........don't be afraid to care....... |
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:46:42 AM EDT
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Mine got a tubal ligation, so that would have to be some really strong air.
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:46:51 AM EDT
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That's all I'd need, two is all can handle. I've been told that my services are required later tonight, maybe I should work another 10 hours instead.
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:47:32 AM EDT
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If Compass got me pregnant, that would be a Christmas miracle, considering her ovaries. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Compass sleeping on the couch for a while? If Compass got me pregnant, that would be a Christmas miracle, considering her ovaries. I'd sure give it a good go. 
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:47:34 AM EDT
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Literally half of my female friends are pregnant. There's something in the air. Don't breathe the air. Hide yo wives. 3M filters for everyone Where is this office... I need my wife to deliver cookies... 
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:47:37 AM EDT
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We're trying so I'll tell my wife to go outside and jog.
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:47:55 AM EDT
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That's all I'd need, two is all can handle. I've been told that my services are required later tonight, maybe I should work another 10 hours instead. Just tuck your balls in the microwave for a few seconds. 
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:48:42 AM EDT
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Quoted: Literally half of my female friends are pregnant. There's something in the air. Don't breathe the air. Hide yo wives. 3M filters for everyone SUP GIRL  |
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:48:46 AM EDT
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My FB timeline is full of pregnant belly pictures and newborns. My wife and I are scared to even sleep in the same bed!
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:48:46 AM EDT
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my wife is hounding me for another kid
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:49:33 AM EDT
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Well, UT state does have the highest birthrate....
Utah had the highest birth rate, with 88 births per 1,000 women age 15 to 44. http://www.babycenter.com/0_surprising-facts-about-birth-in-the-united-states_1372273.bc |
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:50:02 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Just tuck your balls in the microwave for a few seconds. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: That's all I'd need, two is all can handle. I've been told that my services are required later tonight, maybe I should work another 10 hours instead. Just tuck your balls in the microwave for a few seconds.  |
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:50:38 AM EDT
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My FB timeline is full of pregnant belly pictures and newborns. My wife and I are scared to even sleep in the same bed! RIGHT!? My FB has become a nightmare for me
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:50:42 AM EDT
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Shit, if you can bottle that, you can probably sell some to my fiance'.
I'm only marginally kidding.
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:51:31 AM EDT
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If Compass got me pregnant, that would be a Christmas miracle, considering her ovaries. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Compass sleeping on the couch for a while? If Compass got me pregnant, that would be a Christmas miracle, considering her ovaries. Keep trying. I'll get the camera.
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:52:25 AM EDT
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A co-worker of mine said after his wife became pregnant for the 5th or 6th time, "I think there must be something in the air. Probably legs..."
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:52:44 AM EDT
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That's all I'd need, two is all can handle. I've been told that my services are required later tonight, maybe I should work another 10 hours instead. Just tuck your balls in the microwave for a few seconds. Yeah I don't think so. We don't have medical MJ here and my balls are big enough already. |
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:52:50 AM EDT
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Wasn't me....
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:53:00 AM EDT
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now that you mention it I do feel slightly nauseous today.
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:53:25 AM EDT
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It's not in the air it's in the pipes!
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:53:35 AM EDT
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We're trying so I'll tell my wife to go outside and jog. Dude, don't aid and abet. "Ride" the baby making process out as long as you can. When her period comes you'll be all..... 
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:53:38 AM EDT
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Shit, I try to stay away from Facebook right now. I fear it's contagious.
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:55:42 AM EDT
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This is me
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:56:24 AM EDT
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Literally half of my female friends are pregnant. There's something in the air. Don't breathe the air. Hide yo wives. 3M filters for everyone Was it because of secondhand vape-ing? |
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:57:40 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryDon't be too scared. Kids aren't that bad. Give me a minute and I'll think of something worse. |
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Posted: 12/12/2013 12:00:04 PM EDT
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you know, it wouldn't be that terrible....except for the frickin diapers....
i hate diapers... lemme see if i have a friday available for a doctors visit..... |
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Posted: 12/12/2013 12:00:06 PM EDT
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I'd sure give it a good go.
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Compass sleeping on the couch for a while? If Compass got me pregnant, that would be a Christmas miracle, considering her ovaries. I'd sure give it a good go.
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Posted: 12/12/2013 12:00:47 PM EDT
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Y'all missed the memo: women have to have children. They HAVE to. As in, HAVE to. No other option.
I recall a friend swearing up/down/L/R she wasn't ever going to have kids. FF to now, & she's posting photos of the new little ham on Facebook. |
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Posted: 12/12/2013 12:01:04 PM EDT
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I'd sure give it a good go.
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Compass sleeping on the couch for a while? If Compass got me pregnant, that would be a Christmas miracle, considering her ovaries. I'd sure give it a good go.
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Posted: 12/12/2013 12:02:18 PM EDT
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Compass sleeping on the couch for a while? If Compass got me pregnant, that would be a Christmas miracle, considering her ovaries. I'd sure give it a good go.
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Posted: 12/12/2013 12:02:41 PM EDT
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This thread is lacking in basic biology.
Don't make me drag out the worn movie projector and make us all watch that awful movie for the thousandth time. I'll go get the condoms and babnanas. Settle down, class! |
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Posted: 12/12/2013 12:03:17 PM EDT
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Y'all missed the memo: women have to have children. They HAVE to. As in, HAVE to. No other option. I recall a friend swearing up/down/L/R she wasn't ever going to have kids. FF to now, & she's posting photos of the new little ham on Facebook. We don't have to, no. Some of us prefer other things. My aunt has been with her partner for 30 years. Never had kids, never married. Perfectly happy. |
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Posted: 12/12/2013 12:03:32 PM EDT
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oops, double
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Posted: 12/12/2013 12:04:53 PM EDT
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I vote for this attempt carried live on Subnet Radio.
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Posted: 12/12/2013 12:06:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I vote for this attempt carried live on Subnet Radio. Of course, I'll get drunk, pass out and miss the entire thing.
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Posted: 12/12/2013 12:07:28 PM EDT
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I guess I better stop sprayin my stuff in the atmosphere, after all they used to call me the "Master Blaster"
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Posted: 12/12/2013 12:22:43 PM EDT
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I'm down. We'll throw MrsSubnet in the pile, while we're at it. Of course, I'll get drunk, pass out and miss the entire thing. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I vote for this attempt carried live on Subnet Radio. Of course, I'll get drunk, pass out and miss the entire thing. I'll make a vid for you. Pics too. |
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Posted: 12/12/2013 12:25:41 PM EDT
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Y'all missed the memo: women have to have children. They HAVE to. As in, HAVE to. No other option. I recall a friend swearing up/down/L/R she wasn't ever going to have kids. FF to now, & she's posting photos of the new little ham on Facebook. I had friends tell me I would change my mind. I never did. No regrets at all. My sibling has a new child and I know I made the right decision for me! |
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Posted: 12/12/2013 12:27:37 PM EDT
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XCR--it's just you and me babe!!
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Posted: 12/12/2013 12:29:23 PM EDT
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Well on the upside if you do knock her up you don't need to worry.....for a while
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Posted: 12/12/2013 12:30:43 PM EDT
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XCR--it's just you and me babe!! Hold me. I'm scared.
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Posted: 12/12/2013 12:31:20 PM EDT
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EVERYONE START WEARING THESE!
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Posted: 12/12/2013 12:35:28 PM EDT
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We're never having kids in Utah. The pollution is terrible in the valleys.
ETA: Damn it. You weren't being literal. |
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Posted: 12/12/2013 12:37:20 PM EDT
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I dont think that is how that works
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Posted: 12/12/2013 12:38:54 PM EDT
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You gotta get some to make em pregnant.
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