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Posted: 12/9/2013 5:20:01 AM EDT





Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:23:50 AM EDT
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Those Mosins are as long as those Norks are tall.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:27:03 AM EDT
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Where is Dennis Rodman at?
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:27:52 AM EDT
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The threat of killing you and your family is a very good motivator.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:30:34 AM EDT
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Those women look flustered and frustrated.

Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:31:15 AM EDT
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When did they perfect human cloning


Their technology must be light years ahead of ours!!!
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:31:16 AM EDT
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So what do you have to do to get one of those many medals they all have?
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:32:27 AM EDT
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I wonder how often someone falls a couple inches out of line and ruins their uniform.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:34:02 AM EDT
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I could take a few boxes of Snickers bars and some KY and have one hell of a good weekend with that group.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:34:33 AM EDT
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They perfected human droning.

Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:34:37 AM EDT
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seeing that makes the Red Dawn reboot totally believable
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:35:06 AM EDT
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Every female Nork is staring down the muzzle pointed at her.  

I bet they would fuck like a champ.

I also bet female hygiene and hair removal technology is lacking there.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:35:34 AM EDT
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And nearly identical.



 
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:36:01 AM EDT
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The one in the middle will be executed after the parade for his medal being out of place
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:37:36 AM EDT
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Tiny little fuckers aren't they?
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:37:53 AM EDT
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Nothing says "AMERICA SUCKS, WE'RE WAY BETTER THAN THOSE CAPITALIST DOGS" than a military armed with 1940's era Soviet technology.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:38:03 AM EDT
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anyone else notice that the women are sporting red cross arm bands and sporting SMG's??  I didn't know the red cross personnel were armed.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:38:56 AM EDT
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Obamacare death squad nurses are gonna be norks. Never would have guessed that one.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:39:01 AM EDT
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This thread needs more medals





Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:40:13 AM EDT
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Batteries are an expensive and rare commodity in NK.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:41:01 AM EDT
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Only once.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:41:15 AM EDT
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So, the question is are they keeping all those obsolete weapons in great condition just for parades or because they actually intend to use them in combat.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:41:19 AM EDT
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A medal a week for not toppling the dictator?
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:41:36 AM EDT
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That's mighty fine synchronized goose stepping.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:42:42 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:42:43 AM EDT
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Each of those medals are for the amount of times each has done ATM with Kim jung Un.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:42:57 AM EDT
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Is it wrong that I laugh my ass off every time I see a photo of a Commie Officer with medals running over onto his pants?  How long before we get a Stolen Honor case here with someone doing the same shit with US insignia / awards?
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:42:58 AM EDT
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You know you are an epic badd-ass, when you have so many medals that you have to put them on YOUR PANTS!!!

ROTFL!!!
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:43:21 AM EDT
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I would guess-survive the purges.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:44:03 AM EDT
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You know you are an epic badd-ass, when you have so many medals that you have to put them on YOUR PANTS!!!



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You know you are an epic badd-ass, when you have so many medals that you have to put them on YOUR PANTS!!!



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Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:44:13 AM EDT
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You know you are an epic badd-ass, when you have so many medals that you have to put them on YOUR PANTS!!!

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You know you are an epic badd-ass, when you have so many medals that you have to put them on YOUR PANTS!!!

ROTFL!!!

Beat you by 1 second!
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:45:00 AM EDT
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Hory carp!
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They used to call it chainmail in NK it's medalmail.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:46:09 AM EDT
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3rd down the row,is that a Crotch Medal?





how can I get one of those



 
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:47:07 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:47:14 AM EDT
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those will prove invaluable when they start engaging in all that trench warfare!
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:52:20 AM EDT
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Is it wrong that I laugh my ass off every time I see a photo of a Commie Officer with medals running over onto his pants?  How long before we get a Stolen Honor case here with someone doing the same shit with US insignia / awards?
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Is it wrong that I laugh my ass off every time I see a photo of a Commie Officer with medals running over onto his pants?  How long before we get a Stolen Honor case here with someone doing the same shit with US insignia / awards?


Those aren't medals; they're a new high tech form of body armor of indigenous North Korean design.


ETA, are those women medics, they are  all wearing red cross armbands?
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:56:15 AM EDT
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This would suck if you had to take a leak:
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:56:22 AM EDT
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Those aren't medals; they're a new high tech form of body armor of indigenous North Korean design.
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Is it wrong that I laugh my ass off every time I see a photo of a Commie Officer with medals running over onto his pants?  How long before we get a Stolen Honor case here with someone doing the same shit with US insignia / awards?


Those aren't medals; they're a new high tech form of body armor of indigenous North Korean design.


Knock-off Dragon-skin?  Those IP stealing bastards!
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:58:31 AM EDT
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So what happens when one of them trips up and accidentally drives the bayonet into the neck or shoulder of the guy in front of them?
Does it become a domino effect?

Edit: Man I had a terrible dream about landing at Omaha beach getting shot in the head, pretending I was dead and getting stabbed with a K98 bayonet.
I swear it felt so real as I felt the blade go through my shoulder and come out the other end. Worst dream pain ever.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:58:39 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:59:09 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/9/2013 6:00:30 AM EDT
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The North Koreans are possibly the most racist people on the planet...yes, this is the same planet with Indians and Japanese on it.

The DPRK spends much of its internal propaganda describing themselves as "The purest country."
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 6:02:04 AM EDT
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It looks like they index of each others jaws for distancing. Might be fatal if you have a really heavy sneeze though.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 6:02:53 AM EDT
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So thats where all the 7.62 x 25 is.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 6:03:23 AM EDT
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Are you saying that they need more genetic diversity.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 6:04:28 AM EDT
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anyone else notice that the women are sporting red cross arm bands and sporting SMG's??  I didn't know the red cross personnel were armed.
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You mean medics?

Yeah, medics are allowed to be armed.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 6:04:43 AM EDT
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You know you are an epic badd-ass, when you have so many medals that you have to put them on YOUR PANTS!!!

ROTFL!!!

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This.  Original has less, and none on pants.  But still, a lot.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 6:06:52 AM EDT
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Really?!?
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 6:10:36 AM EDT
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Really?!?
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Really?!?

Nice edit.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 6:11:14 AM EDT
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Really?!?
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Each of those medals are for the amount of times each has done ATM with Kim jung Un.
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Really?!?


Photoshop guys..... Photoshop.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 6:17:37 AM EDT
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Think they have any 7.62x25 they'd be willing to sell?
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