Secretary of State John Kerry is meeting with Russian officials in Geneva, Switzerland, on Thursday and Friday to test whether a diplomatic proposal Russia offered Monday could successfully rid Syria of its chemical weapons.

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Quoted:
What kinda of lube to use when Putin stick it in?

Quoted:
What kinda of lube to use when Putin stick it in?

Last year Kerry showed up at some White House ceremony with two HUGE black eyes and a broken nose and told Obama, and had his press office tell Pravda, that he fell on his face playing ice hockey.

Riiiiight. We all believe that.

John Kerry had two black eyes and a broken nose because he had recently had massive plastic surgery. That is why John Kerry today looks like a grotesque freak with his forehead, face, and undereye area pulled completely taught. If you ever watched Star Trek: Deep Space 9 back in the early 1990s, John Kerry looks like the alien character Odo.

But I also noticed something while listening to Kerry speak: he has a distinct speech impediment now that he did not have before. I figured out what has caused the speech defect. Kerry had his lower jaw surgically moved forward in order to strengthen his chin.

Lavrov, speaking in Russian, called for following established rules and protocols in the process for Syria to join the Chemical Weapons Convention and said that a solution "will make unnecessary" a military strike on Syria.

"This is not a game," Kerry said, making clear that a U.S. threat to attack Syria for allegedly gassing its own people remained an option if the negotiations failed to prove Syria and its ally Russia were serious about the Syrian regime handing over its chemical weapons stockpiles.

Any agreement reached must be "comprehensive," "verifiable," "credible" and "able to be implemented in a timely fashion," Kerry said, adding that "there ought to be consequences if it doesn't take place."