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1. Emergency locator beacon in the 406 mhz range
2. Donate all other wishes to charity since i would be stuck on said shit island for 24 hours

Dog will die, alcohol will impede your judgement and physical abilities, you'll HATE Faith No More and that album after about 3 weeks and never listen to it again.  The rifle is arguable.

The lighter is the only truly great choice.

1) my bug out bag
2) surf rod and tackle
3) my AR
4) soap
5) Oliva Wylde

I figure its more of a vacation, I'm tired of this life and want out of this giant ass strip mall

You said redhead twice

Shit tickets.

1)hat and sunscreen
2)tequila

Who needs anything else?

A/C
Beer
Cable Modem
Ditzy Blonde
Eats

LOL, that's awesome,. I'll be chilling on an ISLAND, not humping the grape groves or on patrol. Judgment will be just fine.  Ive listened to FNM Angel Dust since ohh well, its release date, 3 weeks aint shit, its been the better part of 20 years:).  Dog will be super fine, even though GSD can be super picky eaters. SR15 will work. whats next? Im fucked if it rains because of a lighter?

1.  Large Knife
2. Magnesium stick
3. Fishing gear
4. Large cooking pot
5. .22 rifle

This is tough, assuming we can't have things that would make it easy to leave the island (such as a ship anchored offshore) or that are impractical to leave on an island (such as, say, a house or a large machine).  I assume a full set of clothing including outerwear (such as a jacket) and headgear (such as a hat) is included by default, i.e. it is not one of the 5 items.

I'd likely have the following (and I assume that for things like firearms it includes the standard accessories I would normally have, such as a means to carry the ammo the OP says is automatically included):

1. Vierling [(12ga.X12ga.X.22LRX.30-06 or .303) equipped with a shooting sling and having a buttstock designed to hold a small survival kit (included) and ammo onboard; ammo includeds 12ga. flares)

2. A very long length of rope of a thickness suitable for multiple purposes including building structures or camp devices

3. A good quality fixed-blade knife suitable for use as a tool or for hunting

4. A canteen set (pouch/1qt. canteen/canteen cup)

5. A large amount of clear plastic sheeting

I really wanted to include some sort of firestarting device (such as a lighter or something that does not use fuel), but ultimately it is easier to make a fire without tools than to make enough suitable rope for various needs.  

I also wanted to include a Nook and a portable solar panel to charge it so I can have a pasttime and also have books that contain references useful for survival, building things, etc., but the above things are more important.  

I also wanted to include something to write with and on, and I am not sure if having clothing by default would mean also having the usual things we carry in our pockets (which means I would have a pen and/or mechanical pencil, Rite-in-the-Rain pockt notebook, keys, CPR mask with one-way valve, Victorinox Soldier, Victorinox Officier-Suisse, a Bic lighter, a small wallet, a cellphone, a bluetooth device, and a coin purse with coins), in which case I wouldn't have to worry about that.

I would bring a fucking boat.

And 4 drop dead gorgeous blonds to row.

It wasn't an accident, there's 5 things there.

Love me some redheads.