I just realized that invading might not be such a good idea after all. Suppose we free these poor devils from Saddam's boot and then Johhnie Cochran or Alan Derschowitz gets ahold of them. Oh, shit, then it's over. Iraqis will be instant African Americans so the NAACP and the likes can sue the rest of us for "enslaving" them. As Dennis Miller said, "We'll be more fu**ed that a tour group in Amsterdam led by Wilt Chamberlain on Spanish Fly."