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Posted: 7/26/2013 6:06:28 PM EDT
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Volume reduction?
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Posted: 7/26/2013 6:07:44 PM EDT
[#2]
See? THIS is how "pro choice" is done.
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Posted: 7/26/2013 6:09:19 PM EDT
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I had issues after mine. Advice: don't go jogging with your dog any time in the next month 
Also, I sometimes get dime-sized cysts on the side of my nuts where the sperm in back up, blow out, and not magically "absorbed" like the little pamphlet said. Worse case of blue balls ever. They don't tell you your load size goes down, testosterone can go down, your junk can shrivel/turtle more, and your chance of testicular and prostate cancer can go up. I also think some women, including my wife, subconsciously don't think of you as as much man anymore. Like a primitive instinct thing - you cannot father children with me. That's rough dude. Are you sure that's not just in your head? |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 6:10:56 PM EDT
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Don't do anything for three days. You'll be golden. I don't care how good you feel tomorrow. Don't do shit. Trust me.
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Posted: 7/26/2013 6:13:00 PM EDT
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Did you get hard when the nurse shaved you? I did, she was hot and was throwing my junk around No you have to shave yourself before you get there. There is no getting hard when your thinking about going under the knife down there. |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 6:17:50 PM EDT
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Don't do anything for three days. You'll be golden. I don't care how good you feel tomorrow. Don't do shit. Trust me. Got it sitting on my recliner with an Xbox and my tablet until Monday. |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 6:17:50 PM EDT
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I can't bring myself to have it done.
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Posted: 7/26/2013 6:20:36 PM EDT
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Why the hell didnt you do it 4 children ago?
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Posted: 7/26/2013 6:21:11 PM EDT
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Did it fuckin hurt?
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Posted: 7/26/2013 6:33:19 PM EDT
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Was thinking about having that done some time ago and was discussing this with the wife. Then abruptly things just weren't right with her. I hesitated. Come to find out she hit menopause - at 40. That's a whole other story right there.
I'll just leave it at that.
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Posted: 7/26/2013 6:34:44 PM EDT
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I guess you didn't hear about the latest medical study before you went under the knife?
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Posted: 7/26/2013 6:36:03 PM EDT
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I guess you didn't hear about the latest medical study before you went under the knife? That's just mean
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Posted: 7/26/2013 6:41:20 PM EDT
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I guess you didn't hear about the latest medical study before you went under the knife? That's just mean Sorry, my bad.... I just had to. BTW, a cooler of beer on the deck and two bags of frozen peas, one on each nut is how I handled day 1. |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 7:32:54 PM EDT
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That's rough dude. Are you sure that's not just in your head? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I had issues after mine. Advice: don't go jogging with your dog any time in the next month
Also, I sometimes get dime-sized cysts on the side of my nuts where the sperm in back up, blow out, and not magically "absorbed" like the little pamphlet said. Worse case of blue balls ever. They don't tell you your load size goes down, testosterone can go down, your junk can shrivel/turtle more, and your chance of testicular and prostate cancer can go up. I also think some women, including my wife, subconsciously don't think of you as as much man anymore. Like a primitive instinct thing - you cannot father children with me. That's rough dude. Are you sure that's not just in your head? I thought it might be, until I read something about women's instinctual preference for men that have swimmers - whether they realize it or not. My wife's desire went to zero post snip. It was full on before. What would you think? There was a young, somewhat attractive female intern present during my procedure. The doc left the room, and there I was, laying back with my junk hanging out and her just talking away to me. You don't sport a semi on the table, I'll tell you that. BTW, my urologist who did the procedure has giant knotty, crooked arthritic hands. he ain't ever doing a prostate exam on me. 
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Posted: 7/26/2013 7:37:04 PM EDT
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Had one done 3 years ago. Done on a friday, was jogging on Sunday.
OP, for your follow-up counts, you can totally convince your wife to "help" you gather a sample. Feel free to exagerate the number of samples the labs need
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Posted: 7/26/2013 7:49:47 PM EDT
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You won't be sterile for a while, you still have swimmers upstream. It will take about 6 weeks if I remember right.
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