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Posted: 5/20/2013 1:28:41 PM EDT
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Must be a Limey fuckstick
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Posted: 5/20/2013 1:28:41 PM EDT
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deleted scene from "Cocktail" has him opening beers with that tooth
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Posted: 5/20/2013 1:28:42 PM EDT
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So Tom Cruise appears to be abnormal. That's a shocker.
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Posted: 5/20/2013 1:29:50 PM EDT
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Short and bad teeth. Yet rich and famous. America is awesome.
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Posted: 5/20/2013 1:33:21 PM EDT
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My neighbor across the street has the same thing going on with his teeth.
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Posted: 5/20/2013 1:33:53 PM EDT
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He has a wierd body shape too. His hips are super wide. Ummmmm . . . |
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Posted: 5/20/2013 1:42:22 PM EDT
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Im pretty sure he just likes smirking to the right. The upper jaw cannot move as it's part of the sinuse/skull. |
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Posted: 5/20/2013 2:29:50 PM EDT
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Wut?
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Posted: 5/20/2013 2:30:07 PM EDT
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He has a wierd body shape too. His hips are super wide. Ummmmm . . . He probably was super exited when Top Gun came out on Blu Ray so he could pause the locker room scene in HD such that he could notice that. |
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Posted: 5/20/2013 3:16:21 PM EDT
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Oddly enough, this is probably one of the more normal things about him. This. Having an off center midline is nothing uncommon. Braces fix this everyday. |
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Posted: 5/20/2013 3:20:19 PM EDT
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Im pretty sure he just likes smirking to the right. The upper jaw cannot move as it's part of the sinuse/skull. We have two jaws?! 
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Posted: 5/20/2013 3:23:03 PM EDT
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First time I've noticed that about his manpleaser. 
Holy shit! |
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Posted: 5/20/2013 3:24:23 PM EDT
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"Maverick you big, dentally deformed stud, take me to bed or lose me forever."  It's been slow day; guess I'll take the bait: that was "Goose, you big stud..." |
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Posted: 5/20/2013 3:27:31 PM EDT
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Post this over in HOTD. See if it get's any traction there. lol
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Posted: 5/20/2013 3:30:20 PM EDT
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A long time ago he was wearing one of those clear mouth-guard looking orthodontic thingies for a while. The media pointed out that he was trying to fix the tooth situation. He must have ended up deciding that it wasn't really that important after all. |
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Posted: 5/20/2013 3:31:44 PM EDT
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Must be a Limey fuckstick
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Posted: 5/20/2013 3:37:21 PM EDT
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Who cares? Not everybody has perfectly formed teeth/gums. I don't really see the point in poking fun at something that's apart of somebody's physical development (which they have no control over) like that. He's a nut case but he usually makes a decent movie, is rich, and bangs hot chicks and has countless hot chicks wanting to bang him. I wouldn't mind having an off center set of teeth if it meant I could have all of those other things without the nuttiness. Me too everything he said |
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Posted: 5/20/2013 3:58:54 PM EDT
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Where would I be without old chopper?
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Posted: 5/20/2013 4:07:03 PM EDT
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Gosh.
I thought jumping on Oprahs couch was weird. Don't worry OP, his teeth won't scratch on your cack more than any other dudes. |
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Posted: 5/20/2013 6:47:40 PM EDT
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Im pretty sure he just likes smirking to the right. wrong. google search him its every picture. idk..i dont care that much |
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Posted: 5/20/2013 6:49:46 PM EDT
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http://data.whicdn.com/images/49841298/Tom-Cruise-tooth_large.jpg now that you have opened this you will never look at TC the same way. more proof http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/79/21/6e7250cbfd58f4e8be8a60c8573bf568-tom-cruises-perfectly-centered-front-tooth-is-kinda-weird.jpg http://img.webmd.com/dtmcms/live/webmd/consumer_assets/site_images/articles/health_tools/recognize_this_smile_slideshow/recognize_this_smile_slideshow/getty_rm_photo_of_tom_cruise.jpg Funny thing, I noticed that years ago (before he went crazy) I had forgotten all about it till now.... |
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Posted: 5/20/2013 6:52:25 PM EDT
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That's it, I'm taking all the posters down.
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Posted: 5/20/2013 6:52:50 PM EDT
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I thought he had that fixed.
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Posted: 5/20/2013 6:53:20 PM EDT
[#24]
Egg tooth.
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Posted: 5/20/2013 7:00:20 PM EDT
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Quoted: Egg tooth. this |
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Posted: 5/20/2013 7:03:50 PM EDT
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Quoted: Beat me to itQuoted: Egg tooth. this |
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Posted: 5/20/2013 7:05:02 PM EDT
[#27]
This deformity is going to end his career!
...off to check my teeth in the mirror! 
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Posted: 5/20/2013 7:06:12 PM EDT
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All true children of Xenu have that feature. Confirmed. Glad one person got the reference. |
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Posted: 5/20/2013 7:06:26 PM EDT
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That's his British cousin, Thom. |
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Posted: 5/20/2013 7:10:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/20/2013 7:11:08 PM EDT
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So I guess that means you won't fuck him, right?
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Posted: 5/20/2013 7:11:38 PM EDT
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All true children of Xenu have that feature.
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Posted: 5/20/2013 7:15:42 PM EDT
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Right Click - Save |
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Posted: 5/20/2013 7:21:04 PM EDT
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In addition to his maxillary midline being displaced 5+mm to the left, he also has vertical maxillary excess. Notice how "gummy" his smile is and how he doesn't show any of the lower teeth when he smiles
Oh well, I guess it hasn't held him back
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Posted: 5/20/2013 7:23:12 PM EDT
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Right Click - Save
That's amazing |
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Posted: 5/20/2013 7:28:34 PM EDT
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There is a weird requirement of American actors to be physical specimens. Flaws are not to be allowed in leading men or women.
They quite often have flaws but the audience thinks it has the right to perfect looking actors unless they are the ones that get killed or play the bad guy in the movie. 
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Posted: 5/20/2013 7:31:40 PM EDT
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That kate upton pic freaked me out WAY more Relevant to my interests. Which Kate Upton photo freaked you out? |
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Posted: 5/20/2013 7:37:20 PM EDT
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That kate upton pic freaked me out WAY more Relevant to my interests. Which Kate Upton photo freaked you out? I think he means this one: 
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Posted: 5/20/2013 7:40:16 PM EDT
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"Maverick you big, dentally deformed stud, take me to bed or lose me forever." It's been slow day; guess I'll take the bait: that was "Goose, you big stud..." I thought it was said to both of them. To Goose, by his wife at the bar when they played the piano, and to Maverick by the blonde lady towards the end of the film. |
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Posted: 5/20/2013 7:41:09 PM EDT
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That kate upton pic freaked me out WAY more Relevant to my interests. Which Kate Upton photo freaked you out? I think he means this one: http://i1271.photobucket.com/albums/jj630/brownandgold/tumblr_m57kx9Mk7o1qzy531o1_500_zpse5468abb.jpg Obvious chop is obvious. |
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Posted: 5/20/2013 7:51:56 PM EDT
[#41]
I will always love his movies.
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Posted: 5/20/2013 8:06:21 PM EDT
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That kate upton pic freaked me out WAY more Relevant to my interests. Which Kate Upton photo freaked you out? I think he means this one: http://i1271.photobucket.com/albums/jj630/brownandgold/tumblr_m57kx9Mk7o1qzy531o1_500_zpse5468abb.jpg Obvious chop is obvious. Maybe. This one... not so much: 
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Posted: 5/21/2013 2:25:40 AM EDT
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Quoted: Oh lawd. Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: That kate upton pic freaked me out WAY more Relevant to my interests. Which Kate Upton photo freaked you out? I think he means this one: http://i1271.photobucket.com/albums/jj630/brownandgold/tumblr_m57kx9Mk7o1qzy531o1_500_zpse5468abb.jpg Obvious chop is obvious. Maybe. This one... not so much: http://imageshack.us/a/img4/83/upton2.jpg http://thecount.com/wp-content/uploads/kate_upton_mustache.jpg  |
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Posted: 5/21/2013 5:48:48 AM EDT
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Oh lawd.
Yeah, it is kind of off putting. Don’t get me wrong though. I’d certainly fuck her if given the chance, but, IMO, Kate Upton is the most overrated “hot” female celebrity of the past 20 years. Her 11/10 tits cause people (especially guys) to overlook that every other feature she has is above average, at best. |
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Posted: 5/22/2013 5:45:28 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: its just like the old Gypsy woman said! Tom Cruise will die in a dessert. Cheesecake, mousse, pie,  |
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Posted: 5/22/2013 5:57:48 AM EDT
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Instead of a Cyclops he's a Cychops.
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