Lauer [:X*] had a guest on this morning who is an expert in video game violence. Actually, he's a scum sucking lawyer who would just LOVE to sue if the bad guy ever played a violent video game. Anyway, not only does this shit bag specialize in video games, but, oh my god....SCOPED VIDEOGAMES! YES, I KNOW ITS A SHOCKER, BUT VIDEO GAMES ENABLE YOU TO BE A SNIPER! [:O] He also said that ANYONE can learn enough about being a REAL sniper from video games to then turn that knowledge into real world shooting skills...more particularly, people killing skills! [sniper]
I know you're still in shock[:O], but there's more! Apparently you can kill INNOCENT people (Felony 2?) in these games and be hypnotized by the slaughtering of innocents enough that, GASP...you will go on a sniper killing spree with your new found sniper skills!
YES YOU[:O], will have earned such little respect for human life that a mere $40 video game will enable you to kill moms, dads, kids and grandpas. Even the most moral of any of you can succumb to this fate, even if your parents taught you good values and you never kicked the dog, microwaved or bonsai kittied the cat!
IT CAN HAPPEN TO ANY OF US. Please, don't play video games, especially Medal of Honor, online on the Blueyonder servers, because you won't find me there!
In the meantime, I'm listing my guns for sale, since in the past, I've been known to have dabbled in video gaming and [:O] I'm afraid that every shred of my moral being could at any moment be shattered and I'll start using my video game sniper skills against cans and work myself into such a can killing frenzy that who knows what might happen next! [rolleyes] I shudder to think about this!
So lets all join together and lobby to ban these games since, in the end, none of us are really responsible for our own actions.