Verily, I have at times been a cunning linguist. Do likewise, and ye shall reap great rewards...
[:D]
Posted: 10/2/2002 9:35:33 AM EDT
[#2]
That's the only way to get chick...[:D]
Posted: 10/2/2002 9:40:06 AM EDT
[#3]
Yes...I have a talented tongue.
IBTL
Posted: 10/2/2002 9:41:07 AM EDT
[#4]
Why do people post crap like this?
Posted: 10/2/2002 9:45:03 AM EDT
[#5]
why yes i am.
Posted: 10/2/2002 9:49:31 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted: Why do people post crap like this?
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Obviously, you're NOT a cunning linguist. Lighten up, it's just a joke. If you don't like it, don't post.
Posted: 10/2/2002 9:54:21 AM EDT
[#7]
Why put "Are you..." in the sig line. Just put "Do you lick twat?" or some other cute line. There are plenty of sites that would be more appropriate.
Posted: 10/2/2002 9:58:04 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted: Why put "Are you..." in the sig line. Just put "Do you lick twat?" or some other cute line. There are plenty of sites that would be more appropriate.
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Ok MOM.....
Posted: 10/2/2002 9:59:19 AM EDT
[#9]
why do people waste time posting in a discussion asking why are we posting this?
FYI this is a (relatively) free country. NO-ONE made you read past the first post, let along post your own comments.
And, why yes, I am!!!!
Posted: 10/2/2002 9:59:52 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted: Why put "Are you..." in the sig line. Just put "Do you lick twat?" or some other cute line. There are plenty of sites that would be more appropriate.
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The question's not about licking twat, ya sick bastard. It's about word association. Again, obviously, you're NOT a cunning linguist.
Posted: 10/2/2002 10:04:52 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted: why do people waste time posting in a discussion asking why are we posting this?
FYI this is a (relatively) free country. NO-ONE made you read past the first post, let along post your own comments.
And, why yes, I am!!!!
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ROFLMAO, you tell em Tx
Posted: 10/2/2002 10:10:27 AM EDT
[#12]
Why yu fellers in Noo York and Callyforny are so much swoofter than the rest of us. I never realized it afore now. Thanx fer th' inlitenmunt.
No, no one made me read or post here. Initially I was slightly miffed that I actually wasted 10 seconds opening and reading this post. But now that I seemed to have pissed off several people around the cuntry, it's almost fun.
Posted: 10/2/2002 10:10:47 AM EDT
[#13]
Why, yes, I have been known to repeat the alphabet in such a way as to evoke a pleasurable physical response from the young lady experiencing my "recitation."
Posted: 10/2/2002 10:13:53 AM EDT
[#14]
Quoted: Why yu fellers in Noo York and Callyforny are so much swoofter than the rest of us. I never realized it afore now. Thanx fer th' inlitenmunt.
No, no one made me read or post here. Initially I was slightly miffed that I actually wasted 10 seconds opening and reading this post. But now that I seemed to have pissed off several people around the cuntry, it's almost fun.
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We're not pissed off, we just think you're lame. [:)]
Posted: 10/2/2002 10:14:40 AM EDT
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Quoted: ...But now that I seemed to have pissed off several people around the cuntry, it's almost fun.
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Is THAT how you spell country? Or are YOU a cunning linguist?
Posted: 10/2/2002 10:18:59 AM EDT
[#16]
Why yes, I can even make a rhyme with the "impossible to rhyme" word orange:
Observe:
Four engineers wore orange brasierres.
Tadaaa!!!
Now somebody rhyme silver and purple!!!
-White Horse
Posted: 10/2/2002 10:30:21 AM EDT
[#17]
Twire,
You appear to be excessively meticulous in your dialogue.
You must be an anal linguist.
Posted: 10/2/2002 10:31:56 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Now somebody rhyme silver and purple!!!
-White Horse
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Damn, that's a lot harder than I thought. Do I have to use the l in silver? Otherwise, I could use river to ryhme with silver.
Posted: 10/2/2002 10:33:41 AM EDT
[#19]
I'll take a stab at "PURPLE"
Roses are red, Violets are purple, Sugar is sweet, and so is maple syruple.
Posted: 10/2/2002 10:45:55 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted: I'll take a stab at "PURPLE"
Roses are red, Violets are purple, Sugar is sweet, and so is maple syruple.
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Doh!
A silver aversion by the window sill version.
The cat's purr pulled at the hat's purple.
Bad, I know...but a try.
-White Horse
Posted: 10/2/2002 10:58:12 AM EDT
[#21]
from govt thug
You must be an anal linguist
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Not that there's ANYTHING wrong with that.
TXLEWIS
Posted: 10/2/2002 11:08:44 AM EDT
[#22]
Fur sure.
ARH
Posted: 10/2/2002 11:09:16 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted: Why yu fellers in Noo York and Callyforny are so much swoofter than the rest of us. I never realized it afore now. Thanx fer th' inlitenmunt.
Thats Ok Twire, it just reminds me how a bunch of lame Yankees won that ol Civil War thang...
By the way Alabamy gals love a cunning linguist. Just ask my sister wife!
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Posted: 10/2/2002 11:39:17 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Quoted: Why put "Are you..." in the sig line. Just put "Do you lick twat?" or some other cute line. There are plenty of sites that would be more appropriate.
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Ok MOM.....
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This may be more to your liking.
[b]Do you have your girlfriend hold your rifle will you are cleaning her chamber[/b]
That better DAD
Posted: 10/2/2002 6:58:06 PM EDT
[#25]
GovtThug Twire,
You appear to be excessively meticulous in your dialogue.
You must be an anal linguist
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Aha!! Tush!!(oops- that's touché)
Isn't there a 25 post minimum before you can start to whine?
Posted: 10/2/2002 7:08:05 PM EDT
[#26]
ah yes, a cunning linguist, not too bad of a pianist too, for I do, and she'll do too, a fellas she oh...