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Posted: 2/16/2013 7:16:21 PM EDT
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I've seen porn like this.
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Posted: 2/16/2013 7:16:57 PM EDT
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Quoted: You watch shitty porn. I've seen porn like this.  |
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Posted: 2/16/2013 7:17:22 PM EDT
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I've seen porn that starts like this. fixed for you, and FPNI |
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Posted: 2/16/2013 7:18:12 PM EDT
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does this looks too small
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Posted: 2/16/2013 7:21:55 PM EDT
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Not small at all
IBTL |
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Posted: 2/16/2013 7:24:45 PM EDT
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Welcome to the South.
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Posted: 2/16/2013 7:29:00 PM EDT
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If you push that red button the elevator immediately stops.
Just sayin'. |
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Posted: 2/16/2013 7:35:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/16/2013 7:44:21 PM EDT
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Quoted: I've never felt so old. Welcome to the South. |
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Posted: 2/16/2013 7:46:57 PM EDT
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Welcome to the South. This. |
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Posted: 2/16/2013 7:48:32 PM EDT
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There were being nice to the old guy.
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Posted: 2/16/2013 7:50:38 PM EDT
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That was a perfect scenario for a good'ol eye-burnin green-clinger Budweiser and Burrito fart..! |
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Posted: 2/16/2013 7:51:34 PM EDT
[#13]
So the new apt. is working out, eh? 
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Posted: 2/16/2013 7:51:55 PM EDT
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When my wife and I had our first kid ( our early thirties) we lived in a duplex near the local university..2 girls from the Univ Women's Volleyball team moved in next door..late night parties and the sounds of long legged college girls getting fucked next door can drive a man crazy.
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Posted: 2/16/2013 7:52:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/16/2013 7:53:04 PM EDT
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Pics are not loading
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Posted: 2/16/2013 7:53:26 PM EDT
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Saturday night... and I jump in the elevator to go downstairs. Want to get some cookies to go with my milk, while I'm doing laundry. (Sad as it sounds, that's no joke.) Three girls in the elevator, dressed to the nines... obviously going out. One girl does not like the top she is wearing... a bustier. So her friend is adjusting it. If this girl works her friend's tits any more, I'm gonna nut all over the elevator. Finally, I lean over and say, "I think it looks good." All three girls laugh, we reach the lobby, they go off to their party or club... and I go get cookies. Yep... I'm an old man. Never in my life would I have thought that 44 was old. Please, whatever you do... don't tell my wife that she has nothing to worry about. Have to keep her on her toes, right? You move to Georgia and still choose a high(ish) rise apartment. What the fuck is wrong with you? Christ dude, the city has a death grip on your balls. |
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Posted: 2/16/2013 7:55:57 PM EDT
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Pics are not loading +1 |
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Posted: 2/16/2013 7:56:41 PM EDT
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of all times to not have an elevator malfunction
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Posted: 2/16/2013 8:00:40 PM EDT
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That was a perfect scenario for a good'ol eye-burnin green-clinger Budweiser and Burrito fart..! LMFAO!!--- 
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Posted: 2/16/2013 8:02:31 PM EDT
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That gif was so fitting I think you're w15ly's troll account. 
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Posted: 2/16/2013 8:04:31 PM EDT
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That gif was so fitting I think you're w15ly's troll account. Mess in his pants...how embarrassing
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Posted: 2/16/2013 8:06:21 PM EDT
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of all times to not have an elevator malfunction
http://carlysonenclar.org/images/signature.jpg If it fell he'd have to have a true quickie 
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Posted: 2/16/2013 8:06:48 PM EDT
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Quoted: Sorry to disappoint you, man. Guess it's true what they say...Quoted: Saturday night... and I jump in the elevator to go downstairs. Want to get some cookies to go with my milk, while I'm doing laundry. (Sad as it sounds, that's no joke.) Three girls in the elevator, dressed to the nines... obviously going out. One girl does not like the top she is wearing... a bustier. So her friend is adjusting it. If this girl works her friend's tits any more, I'm gonna nut all over the elevator. Finally, I lean over and say, "I think it looks good." All three girls laugh, we reach the lobby, they go off to their party or club... and I go get cookies. Yep... I'm an old man. Never in my life would I have thought that 44 was old. Please, whatever you do... don't tell my wife that she has nothing to worry about. Have to keep her on her toes, right? You move to Georgia and still choose a high(ish) rise apartment. What the fuck is wrong with you? Christ dude, the city has a death grip on your balls. You can take the boy out of the city, but you'll never take the city out of the boy.
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Posted: 2/16/2013 8:07:26 PM EDT
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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Posted: 2/16/2013 9:19:38 PM EDT
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Quoted: When my wife and I had our first kid ( our early thirties) we lived in a duplex near the local university..2 girls from the Univ Women's Volleyball team moved in next door..late night parties and the sounds of long legged college girls getting fucked next door can drive a man crazy. I lived in a duplex upstairs while my ex was prego and the couple downstairs would either fight like drunken sailors or fuck like them, she was a little hottie as was the next door neighbor who had the exact same name as my wife. |
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