What will happen to ComputerGuy next?

Posted: 9/14/2002 6:51:23 PM EDT

It seems that all of our lives are dull except for his. Every day an adventure, a lesson in life. What will happen next in the ComputerGuy saga?

Posted: 9/14/2002 6:56:11 PM EDT

[#1]

He will have an unfortunate encounter with Lorraine Bobbit.

Posted: 9/14/2002 7:04:26 PM EDT

[#2]

I'm hoping for I will somehow find the $$$ to fix my car ASAP and have it back within a week, but seriously doubt that is going to happen....

My second option is for me to wake up from the dream and my back to feel better, but that's even less likely to happen.

Ahh, life sucks.

Posted: 9/14/2002 7:06:11 PM EDT

[#3]

I continue to rap your bunny.

Posted: 9/14/2002 7:14:30 PM EDT

[#4]

I think i'm going to have to sell the rest of my guns. :-(

I sold my AR upper ealier today......

Posted: 9/14/2002 7:58:52 PM EDT

[#5]

What do you mean you sold you AR? Didn't you have collision coverage? I thought this was a relatively new vehicle for some reason. How bad was the damage? I had the impression that the car was totalled, I guess I was wrong.

Posted: 9/14/2002 8:01:37 PM EDT

[#6]

I'm thinking something along the lines of him getting rear-ended yet again. He's Hell on cars.

Posted: 9/14/2002 8:11:31 PM EDT

[#7]

Hey CG how's your neck? It must have healed in one day and now your back hurts.

Posted: 9/14/2002 8:24:47 PM EDT

[#8]

All those things in the poll - they've ALREADY happened !!

Posted: 9/14/2002 8:32:53 PM EDT

[#9]

Can all of the above happen to him in the same day? Are we just voting on the order it will all happen?

Posted: 9/14/2002 9:22:20 PM EDT

[#10]

I believe that he will go out drinking to ease his physical and mental pain. In his drunken haze he will hook up with Tanya Harding who when CG trys to escape from a nearly terminal case of coyote arm the next morning beats him soundly about the head with a hub cap.

Posted: 9/14/2002 9:55:05 PM EDT

[#11]

I checked them all.

Posted: 9/14/2002 10:03:46 PM EDT

[#12]

Dead Pool?

1. Warren Zevon
2. Keith Richards
3. Osama Bin Laden
4. Saddam Hussien
5. Tariq Aziz
6. Yasser Arafat
7. OJ's girl friend
8. Pope John Paul
9. John Walker-Lind
10. ComputerGuy ?????????

Dude, I'm kidding! But you've gotta admit you are about the most accident prone member on AR15.com! Sorry to hear about your misfortune, and that is no BS.

Posted: 9/14/2002 10:04:19 PM EDT

[#13]

He is going to get a double hernia AND throw out his back while trying to lift a case of ammo at the next fun show.

Posted: 9/14/2002 10:12:56 PM EDT

[#14]

No I predict that he will see a hairy huge biped in the road ahead,this time choosing to stop.

Will get out of his car only to be abducted by a female Sasquatch,whom throws him over her shoulder runs off into the woods with him,and consummates his very young body into manhood!

Then after getting some(or a lot) he realizes that he has more to do than post his dumb ass delinquent posts here!

And yes Imbroglio when she is trough with his lifeless corpse is on to visit you! You know how scarry this really is when you punch in Imbro and the spell checker picks up Imbroglio!

Bob [:D]

Posted: 9/14/2002 10:16:17 PM EDT

[#15]

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Hey CG how's your neck? It must have healed in one day and now your back hurts.

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They both hurt, thanks. However at the time and the position I was sitting in, my back pain was worse than my neck.

Posted: 9/14/2002 10:19:04 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
What do you mean you sold you AR? Didn't you have collision coverage? I thought this was a relatively new vehicle for some reason. How bad was the damage? I had the impression that the car was totalled, I guess I was wrong.

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I originally thought the car was totaled. I was informed today that it most likely isnt. I will know for sure Monday.

I've spoken with my insurance agent (whom I know personally) about this, and he says it's best (in the long run) if I cancel the claim I've filed, and pay this out of my pocket. If I were to collect from insurance, my rates would be very high.

I also got dumped today. :-/

Posted: 9/14/2002 10:21:30 PM EDT

[#17]

Dumped by insurance or by woman?

Posted: 9/14/2002 10:21:45 PM EDT

[#18]

I voted alien abduction, but I think he'll be fitted with an anal probe that will shoot fire from his ass every time he farts. In other words he's mutating into Cartman.

Posted: 9/14/2002 10:23:11 PM EDT

[#19]

Does the lobster have a TUTU TO? And is it true that Calamity Jane was related? lol

Posted: 9/14/2002 10:24:37 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
No I predict that he will see a hairy huge biped in the road ahead,this time choosing to stop.

Will get out of his car only to be abducted by a female Sasquatch,whom throws him over her shoulder runs off into the woods with him,and consummates his very young body into manhood!

Then after getting some(or a lot) he realizes that he has more to do than post his dumb ass delinquent posts here!

And yes Imbroglio when she is trough with his lifeless corpse is on to visit you! You know how scarry this really is when you punch in Imbro and the spell checker picks up Imbroglio!

Bob [:D]

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He better be careful. I'll bet when you fuck a Sasquatch your not through til the Sasquatch is through.

Posted: 9/14/2002 10:35:44 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
No I predict that he will see a hairy huge biped in the road ahead,this time choosing to stop.

Will get out of his car only to be abducted by a female Sasquatch,whom throws him over her shoulder runs off into the woods with him,and consummates his very young body into manhood!

Then after getting some(or a lot) he realizes that he has more to do than post his dumb ass delinquent posts here!

And yes Imbroglio when she is trough with his lifeless corpse is on to visit you! You know how scarry this really is when you punch in Imbro and the spell checker picks up Imbroglio!

Bob [:D]

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He better be careful. I'll bet when you fuck a Sasquatch your not through til the Sasquatch is through.

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LMAO! I'm making that my sig!

Posted: 9/15/2002 10:34:22 AM EDT

[#22]

I think he will get another "hair" in his pizza!

Posted: 9/15/2002 10:39:02 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What do you mean you sold you AR? Didn't you have collision coverage? I thought this was a relatively new vehicle for some reason. How bad was the damage? I had the impression that the car was totalled, I guess I was wrong.

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I originally thought the car was totaled. I was informed today that it most likely isnt. I will know for sure Monday.

I've spoken with my insurance agent (whom I know personally) about this, and he says it's best (in the long run) if I cancel the claim I've filed, and pay this out of my pocket. If I were to collect from insurance, my rates would be very high.

I also got dumped today. :-/

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Huh?

Won't your rates go up no matter what? They do in NY if there is an accident report filed.

Bobbyjack may have a point, don't stop for any Sasquatchs

Posted: 9/15/2002 11:42:38 AM EDT

[#24]

I checked the first four, they seem equally likely. [;)]

As for number five, he is a computer guy, I think he could fix it fast enough to vent here...[:D]