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Posted: 1/21/2013 7:44:31 AM EDT
...what manner would you choose?
Lethal Injection? Gas Chamber? Electrocution? Hanging? Firing Squad? Guillotine? Drawn and Quartered? Suicide Prior to Piss Off those Wanting to See You Executed? Other? Depending on the circumstances I'd either choose a firing squad or a high altitude chamber. What way would you want to go? What would your last meal be? Mine would be a medium rare ribeye steak with smothered crusted blue cheese with bacon and cheddar french fries with a huge cup of ranch, a side of olives and various assorted cheeses and a six pack of sierra nevada kellerweis 
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Posted: 1/21/2013 7:44:57 AM EDT
[#1]
Opening scene of The Meaning Of Life.
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Posted: 1/21/2013 7:45:50 AM EDT
[#2]
1000 chix at once...
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Posted: 1/21/2013 7:46:11 AM EDT
[#3]
Snu snu.
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Posted: 1/21/2013 7:46:21 AM EDT
[#4]
ETA: 10sec too slow, but at least I gave a picture... |
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Posted: 1/21/2013 7:46:51 AM EDT
[#5]
Death by Snu Snu
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Posted: 1/21/2013 7:46:52 AM EDT
[#6]
Suffocated by massive boobs
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Posted: 1/21/2013 7:48:04 AM EDT
[#7]
Guillotine.
Seems better than the rest AND it would be one hell of a spectacle. 
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Posted: 1/21/2013 7:48:08 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted: http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/A+malfunction....+Death+by+SNU+SNU+_a1331a7ef307f04681b924380c9437cf.jpg ETA: 10sec too slow, but at least I gave a picture... You guys are way too quick |
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Posted: 1/21/2013 7:48:59 AM EDT
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Opening scene of The Meaning Of Life. You want to be eaten? Or is this not Monty Python's The Meaning of Life? |
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Posted: 1/21/2013 7:49:35 AM EDT
[#10]
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Opening scene of The Meaning Of Life. Chased by naked women in football helmets and run off of a cliff. the normal beginning for much of Python. |
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Posted: 1/21/2013 7:50:13 AM EDT
[#11]
Snu Snu
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Posted: 1/21/2013 7:50:22 AM EDT
[#12]
Guillotine
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Posted: 1/21/2013 7:51:33 AM EDT
[#13]
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Snu snu. THIS! |
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Posted: 1/21/2013 7:51:56 AM EDT
[#14]
Nitrogen poisoning
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Posted: 1/21/2013 7:53:02 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Opening scene of The Meaning Of Life. Chased by naked women in football helmets and run off of a cliff. the normal beginning for much of Python. While that is a scene in the movie, it is towards the end. It is right before death shows up at the dinner party. I would like to go that way as well. 
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Posted: 1/21/2013 7:55:48 AM EDT
[#16]
Guillotine, or possibly firing squad depending on the caliber being used
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Posted: 1/21/2013 7:56:12 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Opening scene of The Meaning Of Life. Chased by naked women in football helmets and run off of a cliff. the normal beginning for much of Python. While that is a scene in the movie, it is towards the end. It is right before death shows up at the dinner party. I would like to go that way as well. I stand corrected, been a few years since I saw it. Crimson Permanent Assurance Co. must be the opening scene then. |
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Posted: 1/21/2013 7:56:27 AM EDT
[#18]
Old age.
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Posted: 1/21/2013 8:09:56 AM EDT
[#19]
crushed by a 500 mile wide asteroid.
And my last meal would be king crab with a 60 oz. king cut of prime rib (asteroid would hit just as I swallowed last bite of prime rib and while my brain was thinking....boy I shouldn't have eaten all of that) |
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Posted: 1/21/2013 8:10:58 AM EDT
[#20]
Firing squad.
87 shooters at one time. |
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Posted: 1/21/2013 8:13:44 AM EDT
[#21]
I'd like to be forced to stand next to a several megaton nuke as it detonates. I get to pick the execution site.
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Posted: 1/21/2013 8:13:50 AM EDT
[#22]
I would have as many soft boiled eggs as I could possibly eat for my last meal. I'm allergic to eggs when the yolk is not cooked. The next morning they give me the most dramatic case of the shits you can imagine. Lets just say I would leave my hosts a very stinky slippery present.
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Posted: 1/21/2013 8:17:40 AM EDT
[#23]
You want a chance? Very well, you may choose the manner in which you will die!
Oh, that's easy, old age! |
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Posted: 1/21/2013 8:19:30 AM EDT
[#24]
Tossed out of a plane strapped with explosives rigged to go off at an altitude of 100ft
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Posted: 1/21/2013 8:24:02 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
I'd like to be forced to stand next to a several megaton nuke as it detonates. I get to pick the execution site. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile not a bad idea. I think my second choice is now snu snu |
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Posted: 1/21/2013 8:26:15 AM EDT
[#26]
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Posted: 1/21/2013 8:26:26 AM EDT
[#27]
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Firing squad. 87 shooters at one time. This works |
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Posted: 1/21/2013 8:28:23 AM EDT
[#28]
Overdose of blow from a super model's ass crack. Basically snusnu with blow.
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Posted: 1/21/2013 8:32:15 AM EDT
[#29]
Freefall
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Posted: 1/21/2013 8:32:28 AM EDT
[#30]
Well since I am already hung......
Firing squad |
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Posted: 1/21/2013 8:32:41 AM EDT
[#31]
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Guillotine. Seems better than the rest AND it would be one hell of a spectacle. This.... I want to stand out!!! |
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Posted: 1/21/2013 8:33:50 AM EDT
[#32]
Fallbeil, or Richtbeil.
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Posted: 1/21/2013 8:36:44 AM EDT
[#33]
Firing squad, no blindfold. I'd want to die on my feet, and take it like a man. I certainly hope I'd have the resolve. But dying strapped down to some gurney would be a terrible way to go.
Last meal, Seared Fois Gras, Pittsburg Rare Bone-in Ribeye, garlic mashed potatoes, grilled zucchini, and vanilla bean creme brulee. |
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Posted: 1/21/2013 8:40:28 AM EDT
[#34]
I dunno why, but I have always leaned towards the Roman method of military execution.
The person kneels and takes a gladius between the collar bones and straight into the heart. Supposedly instant loss of blood pressure and you're out before you hit the ground. |
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Posted: 1/21/2013 8:41:04 AM EDT
[#35]
Another vote for Snu Snu...
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Posted: 1/21/2013 8:45:39 AM EDT
[#36]
Guillotine. Provided that it was recently sharpened and serviced.
Imagine if your severed head fell and pitched upside down and for a split second, you could see your body above you (spurting blood, no doubt) before you lost consciousness.
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Posted: 1/21/2013 8:47:17 AM EDT
[#37]
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Old age. +1 |
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Posted: 1/21/2013 8:47:56 AM EDT
[#38]
A properly executed hanging would be perfect.
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Posted: 1/21/2013 8:48:34 AM EDT
[#39]
Quoted: http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/A+malfunction....+Death+by+SNU+SNU+_a1331a7ef307f04681b924380c9437cf.jpg ETA: 10sec too slow, but at least I gave a picture... This and a nice steak, smashed potatoes and a pound of crispy bacon. |
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Posted: 1/21/2013 8:48:50 AM EDT
[#40]
Firing Squad of 1
The Death Star's main laser!
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Posted: 1/21/2013 8:49:00 AM EDT
[#41]
ungabunga
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Posted: 1/21/2013 8:50:47 AM EDT
[#42]
One last skydive. No parachute necessary.
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Posted: 1/21/2013 8:52:26 AM EDT
[#43]
On my back, while a supermodel rides my cock.
Just as I explode, so does my head from a bullet. |
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Posted: 1/21/2013 8:53:58 AM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
Snu snu. |
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Posted: 1/21/2013 8:54:58 AM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
Snu snu. came to post this |
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Posted: 1/21/2013 8:56:19 AM EDT
[#46]
Strangulation, as long as I can have my pants off while it happens.
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Posted: 1/21/2013 8:58:55 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/21/2013 8:59:13 AM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
...what manner would you choose? Lethal Injection? Gas Chamber? Electrocution? Hanging? Firing Squad? Guillotine? Drawn and Quartered? Suicide Prior to Piss Off those Wanting to See You Executed? Other? Depending on the circumstances I'd either choose a firing squad or a high altitude chamber. What way would you want to go? What would your last meal be? Mine would be a medium rare ribeye steak with smothered crusted blue cheese with bacon and cheddar french fries with a huge cup of ranch, a side of olives and various assorted cheeses and a six pack of sierra nevada kellerweis
Old age, or in bed w/ a dozen pretty women. |
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Posted: 1/21/2013 9:00:48 AM EDT
[#49]
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1000 chix at once... Unga bunga? |
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Posted: 1/21/2013 9:02:43 AM EDT
[#50]
Gunshot to brain.
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