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Posted: 11/21/2012 3:33:56 PM EDT

So, I am washing dishes and I see this:

And i think to myself, "She does have a lot of shoes". Hmmmmm

Never seen a cup that says ,"Life is short, buy the case of ammo and nice optic."

Posted: 11/21/2012 3:35:15 PM EDT

[#1]

If you're doing the dishes, then yes, you're doomed.

Posted: 11/21/2012 3:35:25 PM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 11/21/2012 3:35:55 PM EDT

[#3]

Never seen a cup pint glass that says ,"Life is short, buy the case of ammo and nice optic."

Posted: 11/21/2012 3:37:05 PM EDT

[#4]

More shoes, more excuses to buy guns.

Pics of wife's feet needed.

Posted: 11/21/2012 3:41:42 PM EDT

[#5]

How is it hovering in the air like that?

Posted: 11/21/2012 3:42:27 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

More shoes, more excuses to buy guns.

Pics of wife's feet needed required.

FIFY

Posted: 11/21/2012 3:43:15 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
How is it hovering in the air like that?

You're kidding?

Posted: 11/21/2012 3:43:18 PM EDT

[#8]

Somehow, I foresee a "one wife, two cups" joke to be played here.

Posted: 11/21/2012 3:44:17 PM EDT

[#9]

First reply and all...

Posted: 11/21/2012 3:45:44 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

Never seen a cup pint glass that says ,"Life is short, buy the case of ammo and nice optic."

That would be awesome!

Posted: 11/21/2012 3:48:13 PM EDT

[#11]

If you cooked with cast iron, there'd be less "dishwashing".....

Posted: 11/21/2012 3:50:15 PM EDT

[#12]

Bribe her with new shoes to get her to clean your windows.

Posted: 11/21/2012 3:50:23 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
If you're doing the dishes, then yes, you're doomed.

1st post again

Posted: 11/21/2012 3:57:39 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Bribe her with new shoes to get her to clean your windows.

We just got bombed with 2plus inches of heavy rain. It knocked the gravel off the carport roof.

Posted: 11/21/2012 3:58:16 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
If you're doing the dishes, then yes, you're doomed.

1st post again

You mean you guys don't do dishes or laundry ?

Posted: 11/21/2012 3:59:15 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
More shoes, more excuses to buy guns.

Pics of wife's feet needed.

This, that's the point she buys the shoes you buy the guns and ammo.

Posted: 11/21/2012 4:00:27 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Bribe her with new shoes to get her to clean your windows.

We just got bombed with 2plus inches of heavy rain. It knocked the gravel off the carport roof.

Truth. Nov 19 statistically the rainiest day of the year and it freaking poured. No snow to melt, so Snoqualmie didn't flood.

I'm fixing on your location with your posted portal view.

Posted: 11/21/2012 4:00:45 PM EDT

[#18]

Placeholder for OPs new coffee mug. Waiting for Zazzle to send me a damn email link.

try that

Posted: 11/21/2012 4:02:51 PM EDT

[#19]

Pics of wife's shoe collection.

Posted: 11/21/2012 4:07:14 PM EDT

[#20]

My wife just donated about 20 pairs of shoes that she did not want anymore. I have never donated one of my guns.

Posted: 11/21/2012 4:08:01 PM EDT

[#21]

maybe her boyfriend bought that for her?

Posted: 11/21/2012 4:08:12 PM EDT

[#22]

Buy this mug and use it when she's drinking from that one:

Me Boss, You Not

Posted: 11/21/2012 4:08:43 PM EDT

[#23]

Hmmm there is something missing from this thread but I can't put my finger on it

Posted: 11/21/2012 4:08:43 PM EDT

[#24]

Someone needs to wash the windows..
Life is short, pay a cleaning lady..

Posted: 11/21/2012 4:08:44 PM EDT

[#25]

Where can I get that mug?

Posted: 11/21/2012 4:14:01 PM EDT

[#26]

Well I don't know the answer for sure, but I have kind of a foot fetish for pretty lady feet in mules. And those are mules. I would suggest they wear them all the time myself and it is nice when they change them up too.

I also have a fetish for gun stuff. Unfortunately, I keep losing my stuff every time I go fishing.

Women don't take their good shoes fishing.

Posted: 11/21/2012 4:34:55 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Well I don't know the answer for sure, but I have kind of a foot fetish for pretty lady feet in mules. And those are mules. I would suggest they wear them all the time myself and it is nice when they change them up too.

I also have a fetish for gun stuff. Unfortunately, I keep losing my stuff every time I go fishing.

Women don't take their good shoes fishing.

Yo dog,...

eta: Oooo they come in colors!

Posted: 11/21/2012 4:42:13 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

Pics of wife's shoe collection.

For you, I risked death to snap this quick and crappy pic of half of the shoes.

There are still like ten boxes with (i presume) the expensive ones. And the boots. I didn't take those down.

Posted: 11/21/2012 4:44:57 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
If you're doing the dishes, then yes, you're doomed.

1st post again

You mean you guys don't do dishes or laundry ?

Yeah we do but shit man this is the internet!

Posted: 11/21/2012 4:45:10 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Pics of wife's shoe collection.

For you, I risked death to snap this quick and crappy pic of half of the shoes.

There are still like ten boxes with (i presume) the expensive ones. And the boots. I didn't take those down.

http://i49.tinypic.com/10cnkgy.jpg

Your dag is going to tell on you.

Posted: 11/21/2012 4:47:30 PM EDT

[#31]

Wife has like no shoes in the pic (even plus 9 or whatever). Hold off on buying guns until you can barter. Maybe shoe gift card is in order.

Posted: 11/21/2012 4:59:56 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Pics of wife's shoe collection.

For you, I risked death to snap this quick and crappy pic of half of the shoes.

There are still like ten boxes with (i presume) the expensive ones. And the boots. I didn't take those down.

http://i49.tinypic.com/10cnkgy.jpg

You have no problem. There are over 150 pairs of shoes in my house, and maybe 9 pairs are mine (including working and hunting footwear). Hers are in boxes, stacked in racks in several closets which get rotated, reorganized, and replaced at far too frequent intervals. You are dismissed!

Posted: 11/21/2012 5:04:20 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Pics of wife's shoe collection.

For you, I risked death to snap this quick and crappy pic of half of the shoes.

There are still like ten boxes with (i presume) the expensive ones. And the boots. I didn't take those down.

http://i49.tinypic.com/10cnkgy.jpg

Thank you! I love the maryjanes!

If it's any comfort to you, I own about 7 times that many. You're obviously married to a very sensible and non-shoes-oriented gal.

eta: These bins are all packed with shoes. I've run out of room and they're invading the rest of my house. I have no intention of stopping.

Posted: 11/21/2012 5:05:05 PM EDT

[#34]

Update:
I just finished dusting every horizontal surface and vacuumed upstairs.

Ya'll know I'm gonna get me some.

Posted: 11/21/2012 5:24:54 PM EDT

[#35]

Here is the side view of the same line up.

Posted: 11/21/2012 5:28:38 PM EDT

[#36]

Compulsion, she haz it.

Posted: 11/21/2012 5:52:02 PM EDT

[#37]

Good looking Brittany Spaniel there, watch him though, they will rat you out.

Posted: 11/21/2012 5:54:19 PM EDT

[#38]

hehehe

Posted: 11/21/2012 5:55:28 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Well I don't know the answer for sure, but I have kind of a foot fetish for pretty lady feet in mules. And those are mules. I would suggest they wear them all the time myself and it is nice when they change them up too.

I also have a fetish for gun stuff. Unfortunately, I keep losing my stuff every time I go fishing.

Women don't take their good shoes fishing.

Yo dog,...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ilb7qjFxJgc/TPU5Vq8WfMI/AAAAAAAALH8/BTBe7tfusIM/s400/Gun%2BShoe012.jpg

eta: Oooo they come in colors!

Oh yeah!

Posted: 11/21/2012 5:57:20 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Good looking Brittany Spaniel there, watch him though, they will rat you out.

He is great. So much fun. My best bud.

.

Posted: 11/21/2012 5:58:20 PM EDT

[#41]

i dunno...those shoes all look way big. i like my womenzz to have a shoe size under 8

Posted: 11/21/2012 6:00:20 PM EDT

[#42]

It hasn't gotten bad yet. My wife's shoe collection actually makes me angry. At a certain point it's a sickness and the amount of money tied into it will make you physically ill.

Posted: 11/21/2012 6:00:54 PM EDT

[#43]

Good luck with the whole shoe thing.

Posted: 11/21/2012 6:02:06 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:

Pics of wife's shoe collection.

That's what I'm sayin'.

Posted: 11/21/2012 6:02:39 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Pics of wife's shoe collection.

For you, I risked death to snap this quick and crappy pic of half of the shoes.

There are still like ten boxes with (i presume) the expensive ones. And the boots. I didn't take those down.

http://i49.tinypic.com/10cnkgy.jpg

She's obviously an amateur.

Posted: 11/21/2012 6:04:16 PM EDT

[#46]

Never seen a cup pint glass that says ,"Life is short, buy the case of ammo and nice optic."

That's what Sharpies are for...

Posted: 11/21/2012 6:05:08 PM EDT

[#47]

One more pic of the dag.

.

Posted: 11/21/2012 6:06:24 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Pics of wife's shoe collection.

For you, I risked death to snap this quick and crappy pic of half of the shoes.

There are still like ten boxes with (i presume) the expensive ones. And the boots. I didn't take those down.

http://i49.tinypic.com/10cnkgy.jpg

She's obviously an amateur.

Haha.

Serious?

Posted: 11/21/2012 6:07:33 PM EDT

[#49]

Nothing wrong with a woman with a damn fine shoe collection.

Posted: 11/21/2012 6:07:41 PM EDT

[#50]

I suggest you negotiate a "1 shoe, 1 gun" policy. I see 22 pairs, +10 (in boxes you say) + xx boots. Minimum 35 pairs. x2 =70 guns!

I say go for it!

(But I'm not the one that'll have to share blankets with the dag!)

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