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Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:08:41 PM EDT
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Pics of wife's shoe collection.




For you, I risked death to snap this quick and crappy pic of half of the shoes.

There are still like ten boxes with (i presume) the expensive ones. And the boots.  I didn't take those down.  

http://i49.tinypic.com/10cnkgy.jpg





She's obviously an amateur.




Haha.



Serious?



It's not a collection until you can bury a body. Also comes in handy when the cops come a'calling.

Let's play Can You Find Mr. XCRmonger:
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:09:49 PM EDT
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Tell her she needs several pair of Christian Louboutins.
 
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:10:55 PM EDT
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Tell her she needs several pair of Christian Louboutins.  


No need to put OP in the poorhouse.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:13:03 PM EDT
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Cowboy boots! She's gonna kick your ass.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:17:51 PM EDT
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Wife has like no shoes in the pic (even plus 9 or whatever). Hold off on buying guns until you can barter. Maybe shoe gift card is in order.


My wife wanted a dog, so I told her I wanted another gun. I neglected to tell her I wanted a dog anyway, and promised to sell one of my handguns to offset the cost.

I got a Sig P239 and a Beagle puppy. When she asked if I sold one of my guns told her "I never sold a gun and I'm not starting now". That little comment cost me another puppy.....
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:17:56 PM EDT
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It's not a collection until you can bury a body.


Or have to purchase a multiple $$$ safe to hold said "collection"


Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:18:14 PM EDT
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Quoted:/10cnkgy.rl

Haha.



Serious?

It's not a collection until you can bury a body. Also comes in handy when the cops come a'calling.

Let's play Can You Find Mr. XCRmonger:
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/425097_180793065387719_1866095619_n.jpg




Damn.

You crazy.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:18:47 PM EDT
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Here is the side view of the same line up.


http://i48.tinypic.com/35kvo69.jpg


They're lovely. Your wife and I have very similar tastes.

A tiny portion of my collection:

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:22:24 PM EDT
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i dunno...those shoes all look way big.  i like my womenzz to have a shoe size under 8  


lol!
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:34:21 PM EDT
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I feel gay for reading this whole thread

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:36:05 PM EDT
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Sell her shoes and you can buy one box of boolits.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:37:20 PM EDT
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I feel gay for reading this whole thread



  me too...
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:38:51 PM EDT
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I feel gay for reading this whole thread



  me too...




You guys hang around here last night?

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:39:30 PM EDT
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I feel gay for reading this whole thread







  me too...


U2 should hook up.

 
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:59:08 PM EDT
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If you're doing the dishes, then yes, you're doomed.


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You mean you guys don't do dishes or laundry ?


Yeah we do but shit man this is the internet!



Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Should have said , "I was making her do the dishes naked except for her cowgirl boots when I saw this cup."

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:06:33 PM EDT
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If you're doing the dishes, then yes, you're doomed.


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You mean you guys don't do dishes or laundry ?


Yeah we do but shit man this is the internet!



Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Should have said , "I was making her do the dishes naked except for her cowgirl boots when I saw this cup."



You forgot the slap on the ass lol.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:16:35 PM EDT
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Life is short.........bang the babysitter.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:18:07 PM EDT
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Lol. No babysitter. No babies.

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:24:09 PM EDT
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Your first clue was you being married and doing the dishes.



I never did the dishes when I was living alone!






 
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:28:36 PM EDT
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Your first clue was you being married and doing the dishes.

I never did the dishes when I was living alone!


 




Living alone, you say?


Odd, that.  Must have been a coincidence.

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:32:12 PM EDT
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i dunno...those shoes all look way big.  i like my womenzz to have a shoe size under 8  

lol!




its true!  i prefer women 5'4" and under with small feet (size 7-7.5 max)



i'm 6' so when a short girl has on her 4" platform heels, she's still shorter than me
 
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:34:11 PM EDT
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Your first clue was you being married and doing the dishes.

I never did the dishes when I was living alone!
 

True story:  When I was in grad school, homemaking was pretty low on my priority list.  One day I bought a watermelon quarter, ate it over the sink, washed the seeds down the garbage disposal, forgot to turn it on.  Next time I looked in the sink, I had a watermelon vine growing out of the drain.  

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:37:22 PM EDT
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OP, why in the hell were you doing dishes?  Thats womenzz work.

As far as shoes go, my wife has over 50 pairs (i just asked) and she belongs to an online shoe club where they send her a couple of pairs of shoes a month minimum.  I would give her shit but i did just make the final payment on a $4200 bolt gun thats on its way as we speak.  So ill just keep picking up the boxes of shoes at the post office every few weeks.. :)
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 4:47:12 AM EDT
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Specs on the bolt gun?
(and does one need that many shoes in Montana?)
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 4:52:08 AM EDT
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my SO easily has over $10k in shoes
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 4:58:14 AM EDT
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my SO easily has over $10k in shoes


.  To each her own I guess.  Here in the wilds the two of us have 7 pairs combined.

Link Posted: 11/22/2012 5:38:47 AM EDT
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i dunno...those shoes all look way big.  i like my womenzz to have a shoe size under 8  


lol!

its true!  i prefer women 5'4" and under with small feet (size 7-7.5 max)

i'm 6' so when a short girl has on her 4" platform heels, she's still shorter than me
 


I guess I'm just so picky about the invisible stuff that being so picky about men's feet just seems funny to me.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 5:52:32 AM EDT
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Doing the dishes?  
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 12:19:03 PM EDT
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Specs on the bolt gun?
(and does one need that many shoes in Montana?)


GA Precision 338 Lapua Magnum, defiance machine action, Badger M5 DBM, Bartlein barrel, McMillan A5 stock, with Badger brake.  Its supposedly a 3/8 MOA gun.  I'll be putting a S&B PMII 5x25x56 scope with MSR reticle on top.  

And my wife has an office job, so yes, she is under the impression she needs that many shoes to show off to the girls at work.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 12:21:46 PM EDT
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my SO easily has over $10k in shoes

.  To each her own I guess.  Here in the wilds the two of us have 7 pairs combined.


My wife just explained that even though she lives out of town and has to drive a 4wd to get to work each morning, doesnt mean you cant wear boots during your commute, and then CHANGE into your cute shoes.

I know, I know, what the hell, but she makes good money, so i'm not one to complain.  

Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:12:20 PM EDT
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That sounds like a damn nice gun.

Link us a new thread on it when you shoot it!




Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:15:36 PM EDT
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