Apparently there is a penile amputation epidemic going on in Thailand.

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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Apparently there is a penile amputation epidemic going on in Thailand.

Posted: 11/20/2012 9:15:30 AM EDT

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"It became fashionable in the decade after 1970 for the humiliated Thai wife to wait until her [philandering] husband fell asleep so that she could quickly sever his penis with a kitchen knife. A traditional Thai home is elevated on pilings and the windows are open to allow for ventilation. The area under the house is the home of the family pigs, chickens, and ducks. Thus, it is quite usual that an amputated penis is tossed out of an open window, where it may be captured by a duck."

The report explains, for readers in other countries: "The Thai saying, 'I better get home or the ducks will have something to eat,' is therefore a common joke and immediately understood at all levels of society".

Posted: 11/20/2012 9:21:21 AM EDT

[#1]

Hence the large number of Thai Ladyboys

Posted: 11/20/2012 9:24:29 AM EDT

[#2]

Good news! As I learned on ARF yesterday, a penile prosthesis is only 15k installed!

15k for a new dick!

Posted: 11/20/2012 10:32:55 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
Good news! As I learned on ARF yesterday, a penile prosthesis is only 15k installed!

15k for a new dick!

Isn't a penile prosthesis a device to correct erectile disfunction, not something to replace a lost penis?

Posted: 11/20/2012 10:34:03 AM EDT

[#4]

This thread is dildos.

Posted: 11/20/2012 10:34:11 AM EDT

[#5]

Somehow the phrase "penis captured by a duck," strikes me as absolutely hilarious.

Posted: 11/20/2012 10:36:49 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Somehow the phrase "penis captured by a duck," strikes me as absolutely hilarious.

Should be a goose?

Posted: 11/20/2012 10:39:16 AM EDT

[#7]

That is a very serious penalty.

In Thailand, beware a woman who keeps ducks, as she probably has a plan to cut off your Johnson, Lebowski.

Posted: 11/20/2012 10:50:53 AM EDT

[#8]

Wow...guess a certain Arfkommer got off lucky...

Posted: 11/20/2012 10:54:25 AM EDT

[#9]

Nationalities of women to marry:

87. Thai

Posted: 11/20/2012 10:55:07 AM EDT

[#10]

This guy approves of this thread.

Posted: 11/20/2012 10:58:27 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Somehow the phrase "penis captured by a duck," strikes me as absolutely hilarious.

Should be a goose?

Interestingly, when making castrati became outlawed, reports (made by promoters) of young boys having been mutilated by goose attacks went way up.

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Apparently there is a penile amputation epidemic going on in Thailand.

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