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Posted: 11/19/2012 4:31:21 AM EDT
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It's apart of a special dental plan...
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Posted: 11/19/2012 4:35:19 AM EDT
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Quoted: Wife tells me I have to the grocery store on Wednesday and want an out if it's as bad as I suspect. go in the middle of the night, or on tuesday, its not like you cant unfuck a bad plan |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 4:37:29 AM EDT
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I went Sunday and it was a zoo , so I put the cart in overdrive ramming speed and put on my best warface and moved a few old ladies...
Pro Tip : Also helps to put on the Scanner Radio app on the phone in the front shirt pocket really loud , as this causes the FSA to scatter from the nearby isles when shopping. |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 4:40:14 AM EDT
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We did Thanksgiving last weekend when the in-laws flew in for a visit. It was awesome. No airport rush or grocery store madness. Now I have a free four-day weekend coming up.
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Posted: 11/19/2012 4:42:49 AM EDT
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Try squirting some visine into a drink. It's not going to kill you unless you have a particular health issue (look it up if you want) but it should give you explosive diarrhea. That should be good enough for an out.
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Posted: 11/19/2012 4:46:15 AM EDT
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Just go to CVS and tell the pharmacist that you want the Hermann Goering Special. They'll hook you up. |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 4:50:00 AM EDT
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Yes, but now a days you have to show ID and sign for it just like with pseudo ephedrine.
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Posted: 11/19/2012 4:50:48 AM EDT
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Pro Tip : Also helps to put on the Scanner Radio app on the phone in the front shirt pocket really loud , as this causes the FSA to scatter from the nearby isles when shopping. That is awesome
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Posted: 11/19/2012 4:52:43 AM EDT
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Quoted: Try squirting some visine into a drink. It's not going to kill you unless you have a particular health issue (look it up if you want) but it should give you explosive diarrhea. That should be good enough for an out. Please don't do this. Your kidneys will thank you. |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 4:53:20 AM EDT
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I'm usually at the grocery store for something or another ON Thanksgiving Day. Something is invariably forgotten, and I get elected to 'run and get it, please."
Don't be a pussy. It's just a grocery store, and it's not even Thanksgiving yet. |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 4:54:23 AM EDT
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Pro Tip : Also helps to put on the Scanner Radio app on the phone in the front shirt pocket really loud , as this causes the FSA to scatter from the nearby isles when shopping. You racist son of a bitch, I LOVE the way you think. off to look for a scanner app |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 4:54:39 AM EDT
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That stuff never worked!
They will give you, if you ask nicely, a handmine so if captured, you can kill everyone within 15 feet of the detonation...........note: those things won't be activated until the holder is at least 100 yards away from the building. _____________________________________________________________________________________________ ("Now, Max, if captured and it looks like there is no way out, this could be your one ace in the hole. This pill when swallowed produces painless death in 30 seconds; there is no antidote."––Chief "Special suicide pill, huh? How do I get them to take it?"––Max, (w,stte), "Get Smart") |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 4:54:44 AM EDT
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Yes, but the warning label is 26000 pages long.
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Posted: 11/19/2012 5:01:17 AM EDT
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Try squirting some visine into a drink. It's not going to kill you unless you have a particular health issue (look it up if you want) but it should give you explosive diarrhea. That should be good enough for an out. Please don't do this. Your kidneys will thank you. Darwin told me to tell you to quit cockblocking. |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 5:05:36 AM EDT
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Maybe once Obamacare kicks in they will be issued , lol like the scanner thing
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Posted: 11/19/2012 5:38:35 AM EDT
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Pro Tip : Also helps to put on the Scanner Radio app on the phone in the front shirt pocket really loud , as this causes the FSA to scatter from the nearby isles when shopping. Brilliant. Sir, you may have just saved me from jail time while christmas shopping. |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 5:41:27 AM EDT
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Should have been saving your Apple seeds.
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Posted: 11/19/2012 5:43:09 AM EDT
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Underlying issue here! why is the member of the inferior gender dictating what you do?? are her legs broken?? even so, they do have electric wheelchairs!
*Seriously, I'm not a male chauvinist!* 
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Posted: 11/19/2012 5:50:24 AM EDT
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I just give my enemies a BUNCH of apple seeds
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Posted: 11/19/2012 6:02:12 AM EDT
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Pro Tip : Also helps to put on the Scanner Radio app on the phone in the front shirt pocket really loud , as this causes the FSA to scatter from the nearby isles when shopping. My God! That is brilliant! |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 7:01:23 AM EDT
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Pro Tip : Also helps to put on the Scanner Radio app on the phone in the front shirt pocket really loud , as this causes the FSA to scatter from the nearby isles when shopping. My God! That is brilliant! Thanks , i have had dirtbags/FSA/Thugs leave the checkout line in front of me doing this... and i do get a nice 25 yard circle of free space to shop I just leave it on some intimidating channel with lots of chatter One time some kid was in front of me at some gas station buying rolling papers and cigars and he about shit himself when the chatter started and he left the stuff on the counter and walk out asap ...
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Posted: 11/19/2012 7:03:56 AM EDT
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Syrup of Ipecac. Cheap. Temporary. Kinda messy.
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Posted: 11/19/2012 7:07:48 AM EDT
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Why not go today? I would pay extra to avoid bullsht.
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Posted: 11/20/2012 2:45:52 AM EDT
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Try squirting some visine into a drink. It's not going to kill you unless you have a particular health issue (look it up if you want) but it should give you explosive diarrhea. That should be good enough for an out. Please don't do this. Your kidneys will thank you. It's much safer than cyanide.
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Posted: 11/20/2012 2:49:26 AM EDT
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I'd about slash my own wrists first
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Posted: 11/20/2012 2:58:04 AM EDT
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It would be a shame if you had an "accident" while cleaning one of your guns.
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:01:35 AM EDT
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Yes, but now a days you have to show ID and sign for it just like with pseudo ephedrine. Not in Canada. |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:02:40 AM EDT
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Pro Tip : Also helps to put on the Scanner Radio app on the phone in the front shirt pocket really loud , as this causes the FSA to scatter from the nearby isles when shopping. That is awesome Love the idea! |
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