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Posted: 8/12/2002 3:11:30 PM EDT
[#1]
that was you?
put the cell phone down and drive your car. |
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Posted: 8/12/2002 3:13:17 PM EDT
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Quoted: that was you? put the cell phone down and drive your car. Hehe... I was waiting for that one![:D] |
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Posted: 8/12/2002 3:15:15 PM EDT
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Wasn't me |
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Posted: 8/12/2002 6:35:33 PM EDT
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Indian dream catchers are a great way to advertise "I am gullible".
Dream catcher. I got a luck catcher I'll sell you for $9.95! |
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Posted: 8/12/2002 6:48:42 PM EDT
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Quoted: Indian dream catchers are a great way to advertise "I am gullible". Dream catcher. I got a luck catcher I'll sell you for $9.95! I'll give you $12.50 for it! |
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Posted: 8/12/2002 6:50:38 PM EDT
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You forgot to mention the suspended CD that frequently blinds the driver with unbearable glare.
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Posted: 8/12/2002 6:51:19 PM EDT
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My personal favorite is the CD of your favorite artist at [u]exactly the right angle[/u] to catch the sun and blind me coming into a decreasing radius blind (no pun intended) turn.[>Q], or the people that are speeding, see the cop, then lock up their brakes [shock] to slow from, oh, say 80 mph to 40 in a 65!!![smash]
(can you say tacit admission of guilt, children?)(can you say driving menace?)[pissed] Tango7 [smoke] |
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Posted: 8/12/2002 6:56:02 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Indian dream catchers are a great way to advertise "I am gullible". Dream catcher. I got a luck catcher I'll sell you for $9.95! I'll give you $12.50 for it! Okay, send me a paypal!. The 'luck catcher' is a hoop made of spent .22lr brass on fishing line. It's "lucky" because no one was shot by the dangerous bullets that came with the brass... |
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Posted: 8/12/2002 6:56:17 PM EDT
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I never signal when I cut those people off in traffic.
With all that positive energy they have, they should know what I'm gonna do. |
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Posted: 8/12/2002 7:02:20 PM EDT
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My wife had to have one of those crystals that reflect in every direction at once. I told her to hand it in the kitchen, the bedroom, wherever. She had to have it on the rearvbiew mirror. I just let her do it. Took two days before she had to stop quick. The crystal swung forward and cracked the windshield. That was close to twelve years ago and she hasn't hung anything on the mirror since.
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Posted: 8/12/2002 7:49:26 PM EDT
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I guess it beats a back window filled with stuffed animals, that really looks lame. Or how about those cheesy NASCAR decals all over the back window???!!!!
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Posted: 8/12/2002 8:00:45 PM EDT
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No,no,no....the fake chain tag liners, that encircle the license plates. Thats cheezy...
BTW>>>>mmsig, my "lame" NASCAR sticker is[b][size=4] #3 [/size=4][/b]greatest driver in NASCAR history. Like I tell others who see it...you would'nt understand, unless you were a fan. [b][blue]NAKED[/blue][/b] |
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Posted: 8/12/2002 8:05:08 PM EDT
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How about Calvin pissing on anything.
Dumbest thing I have ever seen. |
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Posted: 8/12/2002 8:10:41 PM EDT
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Nobody ever honks at me. I think it has something to do with my "Keep Honking, I'm Reloading" bumper sticker.
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Posted: 8/13/2002 3:48:44 AM EDT
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Now, c'mon. Calvin pissing on a "Jane Fonda, American Traitor Bitch" bumper sticker is practically MANDATORY.
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Posted: 8/13/2002 3:50:22 AM EDT
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Just Dice for me...[@:D]
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Posted: 8/13/2002 3:53:23 AM EDT
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Quoted: No,no,no....the fake chain tag liners, that encircle the license plates. Thats cheezy... BTW>>>>mmsig, my "lame" NASCAR sticker is[b][size=4] #3 [/size=4][/b]greatest driver in NASCAR history. Like I tell others who see it...you would'nt understand, unless you were a fan. [b][blue]NAKED[/blue][/b] #3? G3T over it. H3'S D3AD |
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Posted: 8/13/2002 3:56:12 AM EDT
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LOL
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Posted: 8/13/2002 4:33:09 AM EDT
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Baby on Board!
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Posted: 8/13/2002 5:17:41 AM EDT
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How's about the Fuckin' idiot's that drive around with their little POS dog (Toy Poodle, Shitzu, etc.) on their Fuckin' lap?????[pissed]
Yeah Asshole, that dog won't cause you to be unable to steer your car quickly out of the way of trouble. It also won't go flying and splatter into the windshield if you brake hard and fast. Oh, and BTW idiot, GET A REAL DOG!! |
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Posted: 8/13/2002 6:07:07 AM EDT
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Quoted: Oh, and BTW idiot, GET A REAL DOG!! But a big dog will fly around the car and injure me! My favorite it the decade old garter from your high school prom date. Get a life. |
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Posted: 8/13/2002 6:17:47 AM EDT
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Nothing but a Valentine radar detector.
Speed traps are a way of life around here. [url]www.valentine1.com[/url] |
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Posted: 8/13/2002 7:05:41 AM EDT
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Quoted: that was you? put the cell phone down and drive your car. i was driving behind a BMW downtown last month. The girl driving was yaking on the phone and swerving all over the place. The i noticed she had a real estate bumper sticker on the back of her car with her cell number. I called her. SHe beeped over and i said "HI is this xx the real estate agent" she said yes. Then i said HANG UP THE FUCKING PHONE AND LEARN TO DRIVE! The expression in her rear view mirror was priceless [:D] mike |
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Posted: 8/13/2002 7:25:48 AM EDT
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Amen on the ValentineOne!
In my podunk town driving with geedunk handing from the mirror is cause to do a traffic stop - but driving without a seat belt isn't (unless it's a child). [whacko] The damn cell phones! Drivers smoking with one hand and holding the phone to thier ear with the other. Driving with half a brain and no hands. |
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Posted: 8/13/2002 7:26:07 AM EDT
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Quoted: How's about the Fuckin' idiot's that drive around with their little POS dog (Toy Poodle, Shitzu, etc.) on their Fuckin' lap?????[pissed] Yeah Asshole, that dog won't cause you to be unable to steer your car quickly out of the way of trouble. It also won't go flying and splatter into the windshield if you brake hard and fast. Oh, and BTW idiot, GET A REAL DOG!! nope but hey will splatter the dog between them and the airbag. doggie pattie's |
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Posted: 8/13/2002 7:42:21 AM EDT
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Quoted: My favorite it the decade old garter from your high school prom date. Get a life. LOL |
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Posted: 8/13/2002 7:57:07 AM EDT
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The_Beer_Slayer, that was priceless!![8d]
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Posted: 8/13/2002 8:51:16 AM EDT
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I connected an Indian Dream Catcher to my TV and tuned in. Man, that was some Sikh stuff!
Seriously, I have no idea what these "Indian Dream Catcher" things are that you guys are talking about. DrMark |
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Posted: 8/13/2002 8:54:02 AM EDT
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Quoted: I connected an Indian Dream Catcher to my TV and tuned in. Man, that was some Sikh stuff! Seriously, I have no idea what these "Indian Dream Catcher" things are that you guys are talking about. DrMark They are the hoop like things with beads and feathers that idiots hang from their rear view mirror. Do a search on yahoo and you'll find a few million listings with pictures. |
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Posted: 8/13/2002 9:05:18 AM EDT
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Mugzilla,
Did you have to respond? What caused you such distress that you had to chasten me, to "get over it"? What exactly do I have to get over? What wisdom lurks in your cranial wasteland that I should listen to? Whatever it is, I should get over..seems as though you have'nt. A man that I admired died..and I should get over *it*. What if I don't? Are you going to tell my mom? Does it amuse you to harrass NASCAR fans? I'm really not sure why non-fans feel the need to correct NASCAR fans...amazing. I tell you what..have a nice cup of stfu and keep your thoughts to yourself. Thanks for caring & sharing, [b][blue]NAKED[/blue][/b] |
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Posted: 8/13/2002 9:14:21 AM EDT
[#31]
Please don't let this thread degenerate into lock material.
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Posted: 8/13/2002 9:40:52 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted: You forgot to mention the suspended CD that frequently blinds the driver with unbearable glare. Yeah, what IS it with those idiots!???! I can just imagine them being mesmerized at a stop light by the bright shiney object "oooh, preeetttyyyyy" ANd forgetting to go on the friggin' green lite! |
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Posted: 8/13/2002 9:43:53 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: that was you? put the cell phone down and drive your car. i was driving behind a BMW downtown last month. The girl driving was yaking on the phone and swerving all over the place. The i noticed she had a real estate bumper sticker on the back of her car with her cell number. I called her. SHe beeped over and i said "HI is this xx the real estate agent" she said yes. Then i said HANG UP THE FUCKING PHONE AND LEARN TO DRIVE! The expression in her rear view mirror was priceless [:D] mike Abso-friggin'-lutely PRICELESS! [:D] |
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Posted: 8/13/2002 10:28:43 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: that was you? put the cell phone down and drive your car. i was driving behind a BMW downtown last month. The girl driving was yaking on the phone and swerving all over the place. The i noticed she had a real estate bumper sticker on the back of her car with her cell number. I called her. SHe beeped over and i said "HI is this xx the real estate agent" she said yes. Then i said HANG UP THE FUCKING PHONE AND LEARN TO DRIVE! The expression in her rear view mirror was priceless [:D] mike Mike, that is an absolute classic. I will have to remember that next time I see someone doing that. |
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Posted: 8/13/2002 4:07:17 PM EDT
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You're right, I don't understand, and I'm not a fan. Let's sit out in the hot sun all day and watch a bunch of hillbillies drive around in circles all day. Gee that looks like fun. Count me out. First row contains only slightly more teeth than a wrestling crowd.
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Posted: 8/13/2002 5:56:43 PM EDT
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Quoted: You're right, I don't understand, and I'm not a fan. Let's sit out in the hot sun all day and watch a bunch of hillbillies drive around in circles all day. Gee that looks like fun. Count me out. First row contains only slightly more teeth than a wrestling crowd. spoken like someone that has never attended a race. Yep Lots of rednecks there. Sitting out in there 100,000.00 motor homes in the infield. Enjoying some quality family time. Go back to watching jerry springer you ass! mike |
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Posted: 8/14/2002 12:29:55 AM EDT
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You're even dumber than I'd imagined. Quality time with the family sitting in your RV in the infield????!!!! Gee, I'm sure your kids and wife are having a great time watching you swill your cheap beer and chewing!!!! Why not just stay home and watch it on your 12 inch B/W and spare the family the embarrassment????
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Posted: 8/14/2002 1:44:04 AM EDT
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Quoted: How about Calvin pissing on anything. Dumbest thing I have ever seen. Our Mexicans are quite fond of the sticker with Calvin pissing on a Border Patrol agent. Gotta love diversity. IBTL. he he |
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Posted: 8/14/2002 2:49:39 AM EDT
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Quoted: You're right, I don't understand, and I'm not a fan. Let's sit out in the hot sun all day and watch a bunch of hillbillies drive around in circles all day. Gee that looks like fun. Count me out. First row contains only slightly more teeth than a wrestling crowd. |
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Posted: 8/14/2002 3:19:51 AM EDT
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Quoted: You're right, I don't understand, and I'm not a fan. Let's sit out in the hot sun all day and watch a bunch of hillbillies drive around in circles all day. Gee that looks like fun. Count me out. First row contains only slightly more teeth than a wrestling crowd. I'm not a racing fan, but seriously man, were you born an asshole who did you have to work on it? |
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Posted: 8/14/2002 3:50:01 AM EDT
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Strike two.
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Posted: 8/14/2002 4:20:15 AM EDT
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Quoted: Strike two. Weeeell, in that case... In Before The [img]http://www.romark.co.uk/webimages/sqdcl1.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/biggrin2.gif[/img] |
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Posted: 8/14/2002 4:59:10 AM EDT
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Why thank you, nice of you to notice.....
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Posted: 8/14/2002 5:18:23 AM EDT
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I'm surprised no one has mentioned the Jesus and Mary statues on the dash, or those goofy Purple Crowns that were so popular a few years ago.
My favorite, though, was the yellow yield sign thingie that at first I thought was one of those disgusting "Baby on Board" tags (hate those things - like I'm supposed to drive more carefully because YOU have a baby in your car) - but this one had a picture of a baby tied to a board - LOL |
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Posted: 8/14/2002 5:35:59 AM EDT
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Quoted: You're even dumber than I'd imagined. Quality time with the family sitting in your RV in the infield????!!!! Gee, I'm sure your kids and wife are having a great time watching you swill your cheap beer and chewing!!!! Why not just stay home and watch it on your 12 inch B/W and spare the family the embarrassment???? after reading your post i considered joining your flame fest. but frankly an ignorant fuck like yourself is not worth the time. Too bad no one told your parents Stupid people should not breed. mike |
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Posted: 8/14/2002 6:52:46 AM EDT
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Strike three. Lock sequence initiated.
[i]4) No pissing matches. Its fine to disagree, but once a thread has run its course, and degenerated into little more than an insult fest, it will be locked. [/i] |
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