Dear_______ (add P.C. name of your choice)[:D]
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot
change, the courage to change the things I cannot
accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes
I step on today as they may be connected
to the butt that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays

And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 muscles to extend my middle finger

Don't forget the people you meet on the way to the top. You will be seeing the same ones again on the way back down.