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Posted: 8/5/2002 8:21:14 AM EDT
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hohoho...surprised you can see well enough to type. How long till they remove the cast on your arm?...
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Posted: 8/5/2002 8:41:38 AM EDT
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Quoted: hohoho...surprised you can see well enough to type. How long till they remove the cast on your arm?... It's healing quite nicely. Keep finding bruises though. It all happened so fast. |
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Posted: 8/5/2002 9:09:30 AM EDT
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Wives and sarcasm are a dangerous mix. They often don't get it.
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Posted: 8/5/2002 9:09:47 AM EDT
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Hey! That was really funny! Congratulate yourself on having a witty comeback and a flawless delivery.
I usually think of my comebacks about 15 minutes later while I am reloading. (That might have sounded really bad) I meant reloading fired brass cases, not magazines. |
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Posted: 8/5/2002 9:13:47 AM EDT
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How is the hand print on the side of your face ?
Has it gone away yet ? |
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Posted: 8/5/2002 9:17:07 AM EDT
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Quoted: I usually think of my comebacks about 15 minutes later while I am reloading. (That might have sounded really bad) I meant reloading fired brass cases, not magazines. Can I sell you one of those "Keep yappin' woman. I'm reloading." bumperstickers???? [}:D] |
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Posted: 8/5/2002 9:22:22 AM EDT
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The "correct" reply to that statement she made is;
"that's not a drive, it's a putt." Preferably made while you are already up and moving for the door, not to come back in for quite a while....... Crash. |
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Posted: 8/5/2002 9:32:43 AM EDT
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Quoted: How is the hand print on the side of your face ? Has it gone away yet ? No handprint. She goes closed fist all the way. Sometimes she does a palm/heel strike to the neck/jaw area. New I shouldnt have taught her any self defense stuff. |
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Posted: 8/5/2002 9:37:53 AM EDT
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I give you Kudos for even saying and living to tell about it.
Have to admit it was funny though. |
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Posted: 8/5/2002 10:40:46 PM EDT
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Shit, you guys are freakin amatuers! Have you never had the "Does this make my ass look too big?" line pulled on you?
No, dear, it's impossible to make your ass look any bigger. No, dear, no one has an ass bigger than you. No, dear, I love women with big asses. No, dear, my truck is a full one ton. No, dear, your ass will never be as big as your mouth. Yes, I am divorced w/o a current girlfriend. >gg< |
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Posted: 8/5/2002 11:29:45 PM EDT
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Quoted: Shit, you guys are freakin amatuers! Have you never had the "Does this make my ass look too big?" line pulled on you? No, dear, it's impossible to make your ass look any bigger. No, dear, no one has an ass bigger than you. No, dear, I love women with big asses. No, dear, my truck is a full one ton. No, dear, your ass will never be as big as your mouth. Yes, I am divorced w/o a current girlfriend. >gg< Here we have a man with iron balls. |
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Posted: 8/5/2002 11:41:45 PM EDT
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How about this, "Honey, I don't know what your problem is with the housework. Hell, my mother worked way harder than you raising us three boys."
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Posted: 8/6/2002 12:09:51 AM EDT
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Probably the worst thing I ever did was teach my wife how to punch correctly. I'll never have a bruise-free life again. But it's so worth it!!! [:D]
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Posted: 8/6/2002 12:11:09 AM EDT
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"Do these jeans make me look fat?"
"No, your fat makes you look fat." |
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Posted: 8/6/2002 12:41:36 AM EDT
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Here's one that got me really good. "Honey, can you cook like my mother? She is such a good cook!"
Reply, "Then move back in with your mother!" No love for a week. |
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Posted: 8/6/2002 4:20:08 AM EDT
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Quoted: "Do these jeans make me look fat?" "No, your fat makes you look fat." Much like my wife, you are another lady I would not want to have ask me this question. But I doubt that there are any jeans made that could make you look fat. |
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Posted: 8/6/2002 4:47:23 AM EDT
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Quoted: I usually think of my comebacks about 15 minutes later. Man the sux, doesn't it. I seem to do this all the time. But when you, actually do think of something witty to say, it usually shocks everyone within earshot. [:D] Jamie |
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