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Posted: 10/5/2012 4:42:51 PM EDT
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/eats/comapany-claims-booze-touched-breasts-bottling-article-1.1172175



A German liquor company called G-Spirits is promising customers that “every drop” of its line of alcoholic beverages has been poured on the naked breasts of a certified model — with her approval, of course.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/eats/comapany-claims-booze-touched-breasts-bottling-article-1.1172175#ixzz28TWUKXNw
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 4:44:01 PM EDT
[#1]
NEVA BIN DUN DEFOA!1
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 4:44:18 PM EDT
[#2]


A model what?

Link Posted: 10/5/2012 4:44:26 PM EDT
[#3]
G-Spirits liquor: let your liquor get to second base for you.
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 4:45:08 PM EDT
[#4]
I prefer to pour it down a stripper's ass crack myself.
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 4:45:13 PM EDT
[#5]
Lol, Germans
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 4:45:13 PM EDT
[#6]
Poored?






 
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 4:46:32 PM EDT
[#7]
You could just get a t-shirt made saying "I AM DESPERATELY IN NEED OF CONTACT WITH PUSSY" and it would cost a lot less money.
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 4:46:33 PM EDT
[#8]
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Lol, Germans


Link Posted: 10/5/2012 4:47:39 PM EDT
[#9]
whats the big deal?  I dip my cock in every batch of mashed potatoes that I make
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 4:48:00 PM EDT
[#10]
That sounds unsanitary.
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 4:48:14 PM EDT
[#11]
There was a small milk company that only sold milk that was gargled by a model. It was kind of disturbing.
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 4:48:29 PM EDT
[#12]
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That sounds unsanitary.


It's liquor, there's no such thing.
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 4:49:31 PM EDT
[#13]
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whats the big deal?  I dip my cock in every batch of mashed potatoes that I make


Nature's stir stick.  If you don't get hard mashin' taters, you may as well hang it up.
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 4:49:41 PM EDT
[#14]


I'm sure the Japanese are laughing and saying, "pfffft.  Stupid German amateurs".

 





Link Posted: 10/5/2012 4:51:23 PM EDT
[#15]
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That sounds unsanitary.


It's liquor, there's no such thing.


Really? Would you drink liquor that was leftover from an enema? Unsanitary.
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 4:52:47 PM EDT
[#16]
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That sounds unsanitary.


It's liquor, there's no such thing.


Really? Would you drink liquor that was leftover from an enema? Unsanitary.


If you can't tell the difference between in a butt and on boobs, you might have a problem.
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 4:53:26 PM EDT
[#17]
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That sounds unsanitary.


It's liquor, there's no such thing.


Really? Would you drink liquor that was leftover from an enema? Unsanitary.




Butt-chugging?




CMOS  
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 4:55:10 PM EDT
[#18]
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That sounds unsanitary.


It's liquor, there's no such thing.


Really? Would you drink liquor that was leftover from an enema? Unsanitary.


If you can't tell the difference between in a butt and on boobs, you might have a problem.


I'm just pointing out that liquor probably can be in a condition that is considered unsanitary. That's all.
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 4:55:13 PM EDT
[#19]
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That sounds unsanitary.


It's liquor, there's no such thing.


Really? Would you drink liquor that was leftover from an enema? Unsanitary.


If you can't tell the difference between in a butt and on boobs, you might have a problem.


“We pay high attention to a hygienic filling process; furthermore, medical personnel are present to check it,” the company's two founders insist in the site’s Q and A.

Link Posted: 10/5/2012 4:55:33 PM EDT
[#20]





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I'm sure the Japanese are laughing and saying, "pfffft.  Stupid German amateurs".  











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Admission fee: 3,000 yen







Standard Course







20 min - 3,000 yen



40 min - 5,000 yen (only 3,000 yen for first time visitors)



60 min - 6,000 yen



2 hrs - 11,000 yen



3 hrs - 16,000 yen



4 hrs - 20,000 yen



5 hrs - 25,000 yen



6 hrs - 30,000 yen



10 hrs - 50,000 yen







"Shimei-ryo" (fee to pick the girl you want to sleep with) - 1,000 yen + 500 yen per hour







Optional Course








Customer sleeps in girl's arm (3 min) - 1,000 yen



Girl pats customer on the back (3 min) - 1,000 yen



Customer pets girl on the head (3 min) - 1,000 yen  



Customer and girl stare at each other (1 min) - 1,000 yen



Girl changes clothes (1 time) - 1,000 yen



Girl gives customer foot massage (3 min) - 1,000 yen  



Customer gives girl foot massage (3 min) - 2,000 yen



Customer sleeps with head on girl's lap (3 min) - 1,000 yen



Girl sleeps with head on customer's lap (3 min) - 2,000 yen


















 
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 4:56:37 PM EDT
[#21]
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whats the big deal?  I dip my cock in every batch of mashed potatoes that I make


Nature's stir stick.  If you don't get hard mashin' taters, you may as well hang it up.


now look here boy, now i know it's not right to give cats mashed pertaters, but I can't help but laugh like a schoolgirl when the cat licks them off my johnson
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 5:01:27 PM EDT
[#23]
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 5:02:18 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
whats the big deal?  I dip my cock in every batch of mashed potatoes that I make


Hmmm, that's rather odd.
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 5:02:58 PM EDT
[#25]
ahh sorry for the dupe...

at least mine has a pic in op
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 5:07:13 PM EDT
[#26]
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ahh sorry for the dupe...

at least mine has a pic in op


I officially did not call dupe, because of the awesomeness of the titty booze.
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 5:13:19 PM EDT
[#27]
Oh yeah? Seems like a waste of money to me. But if that sells booze for them, good for them.
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 5:22:48 PM EDT
[#28]
I call a hooker and half gal of popov a better time.
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 8:55:59 PM EDT
[#29]
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ahh sorry for the dupe...

at least mine has a pic in op


Yeah, but the discussion in the other thread was more entertaining...  and went downhill much more quickly.
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 9:02:32 PM EDT
[#30]
So,how does this work exactly?  

If they bottle say, 1,999 gallons, isn't the model going to get awfully wrinkly?  How do they get it from the tit to the bottle?
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 9:09:28 PM EDT
[#31]
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whats the big deal?  I dip my cock in every batch of mashed potatoes that I make


Is it gonna be that kinda party?
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 9:11:47 PM EDT
[#32]



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whats the big deal?  I dip my cock in every batch of mashed potatoes that I make




Is it gonna be that kinda party?


I brought potato salad.



 
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 9:19:41 PM EDT
[#33]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smrJ7459pj0
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 9:31:02 PM EDT
[#34]





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I'm sure the Japanese are laughing and saying, "pfffft.  Stupid German amateurs".  












Cuddle Cafe - http://www.japantoday.com/category/lifestyle/view/japans-first-cuddle-cafe-lets-you-sleep-with-a-stranger-for-y6000-an-hour
http://www.geekologie.com/2012/10/04/japanese-cuddle-cafe.jpg
Admission fee: 3,000 yen




Standard Course







20 min - 3,000 yen


40 min - 5,000 yen (only 3,000 yen for first time visitors)


60 min - 6,000 yen


2 hrs - 11,000 yen


3 hrs - 16,000 yen


4 hrs - 20,000 yen


5 hrs - 25,000 yen


6 hrs - 30,000 yen


10 hrs - 50,000 yen







"Shimei-ryo" (fee to pick the girl you want to sleep with) - 1,000 yen + 500 yen per hour





Optional Course








Customer sleeps in girl's arm (3 min) - 1,000 yen


Girl pats customer on the back (3 min) - 1,000 yen


Customer pets girl on the head (3 min) - 1,000 yen  


Customer and girl stare at each other (1 min) - 1,000 yen


Girl changes clothes (1 time) - 1,000 yen


Girl gives customer foot massage (3 min) - 1,000 yen  


Customer gives girl foot massage (3 min) - 2,000 yen



Customer sleeps with head on girl's lap (3 min) - 1,000 yen


Girl sleeps with head on customer's lap (3 min) - 2,000 yen






 



That struck me as funny.


 
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 9:42:55 PM EDT
[#35]
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I'm sure the Japanese are laughing and saying, "pfffft.  Stupid German amateurs".  

[div]

Cuddle Cafe - http://www.japantoday.com/category/lifestyle/view/japans-first-cuddle-cafe-lets-you-sleep-with-a-stranger-for-y6000-an-hour


http://www.geekologie.com/2012/10/04/japanese-cuddle-cafe.jpg

[/quote]

Serious question.  Don't the Japanese have strip bars?


Link Posted: 10/5/2012 9:52:36 PM EDT
[#36]
I can think of other things to put on her breasts
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 9:52:57 PM EDT
[#37]
Liquor boobs.    
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 9:53:14 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:

I'm sure the Japanese are laughing and saying, "pfffft.  Stupid German amateurs".  

[div]

Cuddle Cafe - http://www.japantoday.com/category/lifestyle/view/japans-first-cuddle-cafe-lets-you-sleep-with-a-stranger-for-y6000-an-hour


http://www.geekologie.com/2012/10/04/japanese-cuddle-cafe.jpg

[/quote]

Serious question.  Don't the Japanese have strip bars?




Yes, but it involves tentacles like anything else in Japan that involves boners.
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 10:04:53 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:

Customer and girl stare at each other (1 min) - 1,000 yen






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