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Man.. What has happened to the world.
I was climbing a tree and let go of one branch and cought myself on the next lowest one. PUlled my fingernail almost off but I held on , God that hurt.
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Sue the soap company for making your nails soft.
SLiding out on your bikes, Scrapped Knees, Scrapped Chest, Scrapped Elbows, Ass over tea-kettle.
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Sue the tire company and brake company. Tire company suit would be for failing to stop the bike properly. Brake company suit would be over the bike stopping too fast.
Riding your bikes in ice covered creaks. Sliding more scrapes, bruises, cuts hahahaha.
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Sue the city for allowing access to the frozen river or failing to post warning signs. Sue for the emotional trauma of knowing you COULD HAVE fallen through.
Catching Crawdads in the creeks.
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Did you eat them and choke? Were they tainted?
Riding more bikes on the trails, Jumps, Wipeouts, cuts, bruises, scrapes again.
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Public or private land? Did they condone you riding your bikes in there? Sue them, sue the dirty bastards for what could have happened!
Falls out of trees, land on your back.. Nock the wind out of yourself.
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Potential for future spinal problems, sue your parents for lack of parental supervision and pray the state would have taken you out of that abusive household.
Jump off the roof, using a garbage bag as a parachute. Never opened in time. hahaha
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Mom smoked too much dope when she was pregnant with you, your misshapen brain didn't know that you could die from such a jump. Your parents should pay, pay and pay some more for giving birth to a partially retarded child. Sue the state for failing to win the war on drugs also.
My parents didn't give a damn, it was always my fault, and you know what , it Truly was..
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Parents didn't give a damn, yet you feel its your fault? Sue for the emotional trauma of being an abused child and for thinking that if something goes wrong, its automatically your fault. It makes it difficult for you to leave the house and live a normal life, doesn't it?