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Posted: 7/31/2012 5:36:35 AM EDT
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He once brought fire on an airplane, and was automatically upgraded to First Class
Ryan's Steakhouse fills his stomach with resolve He makes ribeye steaks, from hamburger The converse to Godwin's Law exists, and he is the result. He once had a boating accident, and found the gun Al Pacino used in Heat. He reminds Deej of birthdays forgotten. He once out-ranted McUzi using a single word. |
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Posted: 7/31/2012 5:42:10 AM EDT
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He bowls, OVERHAND.
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Posted: 7/31/2012 6:11:56 AM EDT
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When he went to Italy, lasagna took pictures of him.
He calls every creatures possum, and they answer to him. |
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Posted: 7/31/2012 6:14:54 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/31/2012 7:25:11 AM EDT
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He once had a boating accident, and found the gun Al Pacino used in Heat. He once out-ranted McUzi using a single word. 
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Posted: 7/31/2012 7:55:20 AM EDT
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His mere presence causes massive adrenaline dumps.
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Posted: 7/31/2012 8:19:10 AM EDT
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He once brought fire on an airplane, and was automatically upgraded to First Class Ryan's Steakhouse fills his stomach with resolve He makes ribeye steaks, from hamburger The converse to Godwin's Law exists, and he is the result. He once had a boating accident, and found the gun Al Pacino used in Heat. He reminds Deej of birthdays forgotten. He once out-ranted McUzi using a single word.  
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Posted: 7/31/2012 3:40:55 PM EDT
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He once brought fire on an airplane, and was automatically upgraded to First Class even though he was the pilot. |
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Posted: 7/31/2012 3:42:51 PM EDT
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He regularly and successfully divides by zero.
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Posted: 7/31/2012 11:26:23 PM EDT
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If he were to visit you at your home, your property value goes up He is allowed to recline his seat and make phone calls while the plane is taking off. A red light camera once caught him speeding...the judge asked him to autograph the picture He once made chili with beans, and everyone from Texas asked for the recipe He carries a Glock 1911 He can SIIHPAPP and not get banned When he donates blood to the Red Cross a bidding war ensues The stock market invests in him He can grill a perfect criss-cross pattern on his steaks, in a microwave He is the only one who can ban Ed Sr.  golf clap |
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Posted: 8/19/2012 6:49:51 PM EDT
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He once encountered himself coming and going, and one of him had reservations for all three of him. The other one picked up the bill.
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Posted: 8/19/2012 6:58:15 PM EDT
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Mosquitos refuse to bite him out of respect. He bowls overhand. Stay thirsty, my friends!  Just picturing that makes me LOL.
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Posted: 8/19/2012 7:13:55 PM EDT
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Funny stuff!
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Posted: 8/19/2012 7:15:35 PM EDT
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His dick has a bigger dick than you. I laughed so hard on this one, I cried!
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Posted: 8/19/2012 7:31:21 PM EDT
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Chuck Norris kicks his ass daily, and he enjoys it.
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