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Posted: 7/4/2012 5:41:54 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/4/2012 5:44:11 AM EDT
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And away we go. Once again another call to arms.
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Posted: 7/4/2012 5:47:24 AM EDT
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Quoted: And away we go. Once again another call to arms. Is this another drill? Because I've got like three different gear lists and I don't wanna get smoked for forgetting something. Damn it Gunny said we were on Libo today, did I sit through that fuckin Libo brief for nothing? FML. |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 5:49:33 AM EDT
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And away we go. Once again another call to arms. Is this another drill? Because I've got like three different gear lists and I don't wanna get smoked for forgetting something. Damn it Gunny said we were on Libo today, did I sit through that fuckin Libo brief for nothing? FML. I know - I'm so confused. 
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Posted: 7/4/2012 5:51:47 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: And away we go. Once again another call to arms. Is this another drill? Because I've got like three different gear lists and I don't wanna get smoked for forgetting something. Damn it Gunny said we were on Libo today, did I sit through that fuckin Libo brief for nothing? FML. I know - I'm so confused. Are we meeting at the Golden Corral or the Applebee's? I don't want to fo without my chocolate waterfall. |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 5:53:06 AM EDT
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And away we go. Once again another call to arms. Is this another drill? Because I've got like three different gear lists and I don't wanna get smoked for forgetting something. Damn it Gunny said we were on Libo today, did I sit through that fuckin Libo brief for nothing? FML. I know - I'm so confused. Are we meeting at the Golden Corral or the Applebee's? I don't want to fo without my chocolate waterfall. They've got cotton candy at Golden Corral now. Everyone on them there TV commercials says its better than the chocolate. |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 5:54:42 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: And away we go. Once again another call to arms. Is this another drill? Because I've got like three different gear lists and I don't wanna get smoked for forgetting something. Damn it Gunny said we were on Libo today, did I sit through that fuckin Libo brief for nothing? FML. I know - I'm so confused. Are we meeting at the Golden Corral or the Applebee's? I don't want to fo without my chocolate waterfall. Wait? What? I thought Cracker Barrel was the Rally Point! Arrrrggggghhhhhh Change # 109! |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 5:54:55 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: And away we go. Once again another call to arms. Is this another drill? Because I've got like three different gear lists and I don't wanna get smoked for forgetting something. Damn it Gunny said we were on Libo today, did I sit through that fuckin Libo brief for nothing? FML. I know - I'm so confused. Are we meeting at the Golden Corral or the Applebee's? I don't want to fo without my chocolate waterfall. Bert, this is why you're fat. To arms! |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 5:55:35 AM EDT
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Liberty is never peaceful, it requires eternal vigilance.
Just the way it is. Y'all have a good cookout, don't burn your weiners. |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 5:56:27 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: And away we go. Once again another call to arms. Is this another drill? Because I've got like three different gear lists and I don't wanna get smoked for forgetting something. Damn it Gunny said we were on Libo today, did I sit through that fuckin Libo brief for nothing? FML. I know - I'm so confused. Are we meeting at the Golden Corral or the Applebee's? I don't want to fo without my chocolate waterfall. Bert, this is why you're fat. To arms! You call it a beer gut, I call it portable preps. |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 5:57:08 AM EDT
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Can we wait until tomorrow? I'm not ready to fo today. I need to pick up some more insulin and synthroid to get me through the collapse.
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Posted: 7/4/2012 5:57:30 AM EDT
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And away we go. Once again another call to arms. Is this another drill? Because I've got like three different gear lists and I don't wanna get smoked for forgetting something. Damn it Gunny said we were on Libo today, did I sit through that fuckin Libo brief for nothing? FML. I know - I'm so confused. Yall just make sure you meet by the train tracks, I dont want to have to walk far for the round up. |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 5:58:53 AM EDT
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Quoted: *Pssst....I'll still go to CB, see ya there* Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: And away we go. Once again another call to arms. Is this another drill? Because I've got like three different gear lists and I don't wanna get smoked for forgetting something. Damn it Gunny said we were on Libo today, did I sit through that fuckin Libo brief for nothing? FML. I know - I'm so confused. Are we meeting at the Golden Corral or the Applebee's? I don't want to fo without my chocolate waterfall. Wait? What? I thought Cracker Barrel was the Rally Point! Arrrrggggghhhhhh Change # 109! |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 6:02:01 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: And away we go. Once again another call to arms. Is this another drill? Because I've got like three different gear lists and I don't wanna get smoked for forgetting something. Damn it Gunny said we were on Libo today, did I sit through that fuckin Libo brief for nothing? FML. I know - I'm so confused. Yall just make sure you meet by the train tracks, I dont want to have to walk far for the round up. WTF? The 5 paragraph I got said you were POC and we were to attach and assist you in transport preparations of unspecified cargo. RA don't want no help, RA don't get no help. I'll be calling in Fire Missions on random subdivisions.....Laters. |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 6:04:43 AM EDT
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Freedom aint free
I raise my glass to all the soldiers and fighters out there , both present and past , for everything you folks have done and given to insure our safety and freedom . 
PS . . . and may God damn every socialist slag straight to hell for trying to destroy our way of life 
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Posted: 7/4/2012 6:08:14 AM EDT
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WTF? The 5 paragraph I got said you were POC and we were to attach and assist you in transport preparations of unspecified cargo. RA don't want no help, RA don't get no help. I'll be calling in Fire Missions on random subdivisions.....Laters. You think the .gov would let the .mil help? You are on their list as dangerous. Obvious trap is obvious. Us PMCs and the TSA got this shit. |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 6:08:50 AM EDT
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Double post.
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Posted: 7/4/2012 6:11:50 AM EDT
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Double post. Your keyboard must be of Paki orgins! It belongs in garbage can! |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 6:16:47 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: WTF? The 5 paragraph I got said you were POC and we were to attach and assist you in transport preparations of unspecified cargo. RA don't want no help, RA don't get no help. I'll be calling in Fire Missions on random subdivisions.....Laters. You think the .gov would let the .mil help? You are on their list as dangerous. Obvious trap is obvious. Us PMCs and the TSA got this shit. How recent is your Intel and OPlan? As little as 36 Hrs ago I was advised by ARFGD (two shop) that .mil was indeed part of the PMC and TSA Operation Crush Liberty and the follow on Operation Destroy Freedom. The word I got is that brief came from high tiered HUMINT and unquestionable ELINT. The environment is fluid.
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Posted: 7/4/2012 6:27:08 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/4/2012 6:33:21 AM EDT
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WTF? The 5 paragraph I got said you were POC and we were to attach and assist you in transport preparations of unspecified cargo. RA don't want no help, RA don't get no help. I'll be calling in Fire Missions on random subdivisions.....Laters. You think the .gov would let the .mil help? You are on their list as dangerous. Obvious trap is obvious. Us PMCs and the TSA got this shit. How recent is your Intel and OPlan? As little as 36 Hrs ago I was advised by ARFGD (two shop) that .mil was indeed part of the PMC and TSA Operation Crush Liberty and the follow on Operation Destroy Freedom. The word I got is that brief came from high tiered HUMINT and unquestionable ELINT. The environment is fluid. I saw a PowerPoint presentation that mandated that Operation Crush Liberty and Operation Destroy Freedom will be re-named Operation Strength Through Joy and Operation Great Leap Forward, since that sounds much more positive, and some marketing MBAs told us that the public would be more accepting of those. Resistance should be minimal, especially since we've arranged for extra episodes of So You Think You Can Dance, and an Oprah Primetime Special to distract the masses. |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 7:36:24 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/4/2012 9:34:55 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: WTF? The 5 paragraph I got said you were POC and we were to attach and assist you in transport preparations of unspecified cargo. RA don't want no help, RA don't get no help. I'll be calling in Fire Missions on random subdivisions.....Laters. You think the .gov would let the .mil help? You are on their list as dangerous. Obvious trap is obvious. Us PMCs and the TSA got this shit. How recent is your Intel and OPlan? As little as 36 Hrs ago I was advised by ARFGD (two shop) that .mil was indeed part of the PMC and TSA Operation Crush Liberty and the follow on Operation Destroy Freedom. The word I got is that brief came from high tiered HUMINT and unquestionable ELINT. The environment is fluid. I saw a PowerPoint presentation that mandated that Operation Crush Liberty and Operation Destroy Freedom will be re-named Operation Strength Through Joy and Operation Great Leap Forward, since that sounds much more positive, and some marketing MBAs told us that the public would be more accepting of those. Resistance should be minimal, especially since we've arranged for extra episodes of So You Think You Can Dance, and an Oprah Primetime Special to distract the masses. What about Operation Piss in Your Cornflakes and Operation Kick Sand in Your Ice Cream? |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 9:43:11 AM EDT
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WTF? The 5 paragraph I got said you were POC and we were to attach and assist you in transport preparations of unspecified cargo. RA don't want no help, RA don't get no help. I'll be calling in Fire Missions on random subdivisions.....Laters. You think the .gov would let the .mil help? You are on their list as dangerous. Obvious trap is obvious. Us PMCs and the TSA got this shit. How recent is your Intel and OPlan? As little as 36 Hrs ago I was advised by ARFGD (two shop) that .mil was indeed part of the PMC and TSA Operation Crush Liberty and the follow on Operation Destroy Freedom. The word I got is that brief came from high tiered HUMINT and unquestionable ELINT. The environment is fluid. I saw a PowerPoint presentation that mandated that Operation Crush Liberty and Operation Destroy Freedom will be re-named Operation Strength Through Joy and Operation Great Leap Forward, since that sounds much more positive, and some marketing MBAs told us that the public would be more accepting of those. Resistance should be minimal, especially since we've arranged for extra episodes of So You Think You Can Dance, and an Oprah Primetime Special to distract the masses. What about Operation Piss in Your Cornflakes and Operation Kick Sand in Your Ice Cream? We have a committee working on those. The official Sub-Committee for Operation Names and Acronyms is currently preparing a report, and once that is complete a tentative action plan will be distributed for discussion and feedback. We should be ready to go live and start planing for implementation around 2017, barring any unforeseen circumstance. |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 9:45:20 AM EDT
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And away we go. Once again another call to arms. Is this another drill? Because I've got like three different gear lists and I don't wanna get smoked for forgetting something. Damn it Gunny said we were on Libo today, did I sit through that fuckin Libo brief for nothing? FML. I know - I'm so confused. Are we meeting at the Golden Corral or the Applebee's? I don't want to fo without my chocolate waterfall. Wait? What? I thought Cracker Barrel was the Rally Point! Arrrrggggghhhhhh Change # 109! Damnit! Sitting here in full cammies, armor, weapons and ruck wondering why people are staring at me and now I know. Guess I'll get my pic taken with Chuck E. and head over to the Cracker barrel. |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 9:54:31 AM EDT
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Quoted: If you got time to be sittin there in your catch me fuck me glasses, grinnin like a faggot with a sack full dicks, you got time to be packin your ruck and lacin your boots! Turn the fuck to! The ballon is going up!  |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 10:02:31 AM EDT
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Thank God. I was beginning to think I had bought that chest rig for nothing.
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Posted: 7/4/2012 10:02:55 AM EDT
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Big duke six to eagle thrust.
Put on psy-war-op. Make it loud. This is a romeo foxtrot. Shall we dance? |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 10:04:13 AM EDT
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Quoted: Big duke six to eagle thrust. Put on psy-war-op. Make it loud. This is a romeo foxtrot. Shall we dance? Music! They're gonna play music! |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 10:05:12 AM EDT
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Big duke six to eagle thrust. Put on psy-war-op. Make it loud. This is a romeo foxtrot. Shall we dance? Music! They're gonna play music! The revolution will be DJ'd? |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 10:06:41 AM EDT
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Quoted: Big duke six to eagle thrust. Put on psy-war-op. Make it loud. This is a romeo foxtrot. Shall we dance? Roger Big Duke <DE> Eagle Thrust Actual . Wait one Out.
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Posted: 7/4/2012 10:06:43 AM EDT
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Big duke six to eagle thrust. Put on psy-war-op. Make it loud. This is a romeo foxtrot. Shall we dance? Music! They're gonna play music! It better be ABBA, or I'm not foing.
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Posted: 7/4/2012 10:07:19 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/4/2012 10:08:40 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Big duke six to eagle thrust. Put on psy-war-op. Make it loud. This is a romeo foxtrot. Shall we dance? Roger Big Duke <de> Eagle Thrust Actual . Wait one Out. </de>Initiating now....... |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 10:09:41 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Big duke six to eagle thrust. Put on psy-war-op. Make it loud. This is a romeo foxtrot. Shall we dance? Music! They're gonna play music! It better be ABBA, or I'm not foing. I was counting on the BeeGees. |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 10:11:41 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Big duke six to eagle thrust. Put on psy-war-op. Make it loud. This is a romeo foxtrot. Shall we dance? Music! They're gonna play music! It better be ABBA, or I'm not foing. I was counting on the BeeGees. How bout ? You two happy now?
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Posted: 7/4/2012 10:16:40 AM EDT
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Big duke six to eagle thrust. Put on psy-war-op. Make it loud. This is a romeo foxtrot. Shall we dance? Music! They're gonna play music! It better be ABBA, or I'm not foing. You Norwegians are so high maintenance. Proud future Blue Helmet checking in. 
I'll be confiscating those evil guns from your cold dead hands. Especially Bren Ten's, Glock 20's, Colt Delta Elite's.
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Posted: 7/4/2012 10:18:51 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Big duke six to eagle thrust. Put on psy-war-op. Make it loud. This is a romeo foxtrot. Shall we dance? Music! They're gonna play music! It better be ABBA, or I'm not foing. You Norwegians are so high maintenance. Proud future Blue Helmet checking in. I'll be confiscating those evil guns from your cold dead hands. Especially Bren Ten's, Glock 20's, Colt Delta Elite's. Welcome:  |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 10:36:37 AM EDT
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Big duke six to eagle thrust. Put on psy-war-op. Make it loud. This is a romeo foxtrot. Shall we dance? Music! They're gonna play music! It better be ABBA, or I'm not foing. You Norwegians are so high maintenance. Proud future Blue Helmet checking in.
I'll be confiscating those evil guns from your cold dead hands. Especially Bren Ten's, Glock 20's, Colt Delta Elite's. Welcome: But we were assured you were sheeple? Blargh, I'm ded. 
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Posted: 7/4/2012 10:42:03 AM EDT
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Big duke six to eagle thrust. Put on psy-war-op. Make it loud. This is a romeo foxtrot. Shall we dance? Music! They're gonna play music! It better be ABBA, or I'm not foing. You Norwegians are so high maintenance. Proud future Blue Helmet checking in.
I'll be confiscating those evil guns from your cold dead hands. Especially Bren Ten's, Glock 20's, Colt Delta Elite's. Welcome: But we were assured you were sheeple? Blargh, I'm ded. Huzzah! The Turkish UN hordes have been driven back from our shores. Truly, today is a most glorious day. We shall create a holiday on this day and celebrate it every year! |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 10:45:18 AM EDT
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Big duke six to eagle thrust. Put on psy-war-op. Make it loud. This is a romeo foxtrot. Shall we dance? Music! They're gonna play music! It better be ABBA, or I'm not foing. You Norwegians are so high maintenance. Proud future Blue Helmet checking in.
I'll be confiscating those evil guns from your cold dead hands. Especially Bren Ten's, Glock 20's, Colt Delta Elite's. Welcome: But we were assured you were sheeple? Blargh, I'm ded. Huzzah! The Turkish UN hordes have been driven back from our shores. Truly, today is a most glorious day. We shall create a holiday on this day and celebrate it every year! The Second Barbary Wars day?
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Posted: 7/4/2012 10:48:26 AM EDT
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And away we go. Once again another call to arms. Is this another drill? Because I've got like three different gear lists and I don't wanna get smoked for forgetting something. Damn it Gunny said we were on Libo today, did I sit through that fuckin Libo brief for nothing? FML. I know - I'm so confused. Are we meeting at the Golden Corral or the Applebee's? I don't want to fo without my chocolate waterfall. Those are for the junior enlisted. E-6 and above get Ruby Tuesdays and Outback. |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 10:48:46 AM EDT
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Do I need to start applying the face paint, or is that optional today?
Getting it all off after false alarms is a total pain. |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 10:50:35 AM EDT
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Big duke six to eagle thrust. Put on psy-war-op. Make it loud. This is a romeo foxtrot. Shall we dance? Music! They're gonna play music! It better be ABBA, or I'm not foing. I was counting on the BeeGees. How bout ? You two happy now? That is at LEAST two memos old. Now we are on this:
Earplugs are only allowed for E-6 and above. |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 10:52:42 AM EDT
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All Stations! All Stations! Move to your assembly points. I say again move to your assembly points!
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Posted: 7/4/2012 10:54:42 AM EDT
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All Stations! All Stations! Move to your assembly points. I say again move to your assembly points! I'm ready !!!!
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Posted: 7/4/2012 10:54:57 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/4/2012 10:55:22 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Big duke six to eagle thrust. Put on psy-war-op. Make it loud. This is a romeo foxtrot. Shall we dance? Music! They're gonna play music! It better be ABBA, or I'm not foing. I was counting on the BeeGees. How bout ? You two happy now? That is at LEAST two memos old. Now we are on this:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWM2joNb9NEEarplugs are only allowed for E-6 and above. Well if the O's would disseminate info in timely manner I wouldn't be two memos behind!  |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 10:55:41 AM EDT
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My schedule is packed today. Can I just fire some rounds out the window and yell "Wolverines!" ?
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Posted: 7/4/2012 11:00:17 AM EDT
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Quoted: My schedule is packed today. Can I just fire some rounds out the window and yell "Wolverines!" ? No rounds will be fired until you are passed on the Trash on the Poncho Inspection and receive the Soccor Mom Rating Scale (SMRS) brief and power point............sorry. Turn to. |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 11:02:42 AM EDT
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According to the SgtMaj Glow Belts and Rape Whistles have been added to the gear list. Get it done.
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