I received this in an e-mail and it sure goes against what I thought I knew about Texans.  [:D]


[b]
>  A TEXAN FLIGHT
>  
>  The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of
>  mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane
>  to start plummeting to the ground!
>  
>  The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally,
>  the engines roared back to life in time to prevent the
>  plane from going splat into the hard Texas earth!
>  
>  As the plane landed, airport officials rushed to the
>  disembarking gate and were stunned to see 200 midgets
>  shakily get off the plane.
>  
>  Finally the crew got off the plane, and the local manager
>  of the airline came up to congratulate the pilot on his
>  perseverance under extreme odds.
>  
>  As the official and the pilot were talking, the official
>  commented how unusual it was that there were so many
>  midgets on the flight.
>  
>  "Those weren't midgets," the pilot replied. Those were
>  Texans with all the shit scared out of them!"
>  [/b]

[chainsawkill]

This kind of crap sure brings 'em out of the woodwork, doesn't it?  It's only been posted a few minutes!!  LOL

Edit:  Oops!  I didn't mean to say "crap."  LMAO

                                                        What if the Alamo had a back door, would anyone be from around there? [;)]

bad beekeeper, bad [stick] [stick] [stick]

Am not.  I just live here now.  I'm from God's Country--Wisconsin!  A true Cheesehead.  [;D]