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Posted: 3/29/2012 3:13:21 PM EDT
So, the wife unit goes to Tennessee with the MIL and Aunt...

She is in charge of making the utility payments. She forgot.

My water is shut off !!! I paid the bill but no water till tomorrow.

Help me come up with a suitable punishment for when she returns.
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 3:14:18 PM EDT
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Quoted:

So, the wife unit goes to Tennessee with the MIL and Aunt...



She is in charge of making the utility payments. She forgot.



My water is shut off !!! I paid the bill but no water till tomorrow.



Help me come up with a suitable punishment for when she returns.




waterboarding, of course
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 3:15:06 PM EDT
[#2]
The reek of your stank unwashed ass after she returns?






 
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 3:15:48 PM EDT
[#3]
She can't give you any more blow jobs for a month?
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 3:16:10 PM EDT
[#4]
butt secks
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 3:17:24 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
butt secks


For him or her?  
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 3:17:59 PM EDT
[#6]



Quoted:


She can't give you any more blow jobs for a month?
That will show her!  





Oh wait... he said wife....
Thats a game changa'.  





 
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 3:18:15 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Quoted:
butt secks


For him or her?  



Whatever his preference is........

Link Posted: 3/29/2012 3:20:55 PM EDT
[#8]
Right before she gets back, turn the water off where it comes into the house.  Then make phony call to the water company. Tell her it won't be back on for a week.  Make her live for a day or two without water.
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 3:30:20 PM EDT
[#9]
They shut it off after one missed payment? Never heard of that happening to anyone before.
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 3:34:14 PM EDT
[#10]
We'll need pictures to determine punishment.
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