Oldie but, a goody
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> Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night
> after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the center
> to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.
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> One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They
> begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have
> passed.
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> After a short lull in their conversation, Howard turns to Mildred
> and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"
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> She asks, "What?" and he replies "SEX!!!"
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> Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I
> held a gun to your head!"
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> "I know," Howard says, "but it would be nice if a woman just held
> it for a while."
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> "Well, I can oblige", says Mildred, who gently unzips his
> trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.
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> Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden
> where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Howard's
> manhood.
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> Then, one night, Howard didn't show up at their usual meeting
> place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Howard and make sure
> that he was O.K.
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> She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him
> sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was
> holding Howard's manhood!
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> Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel
> have that I don't have?!?"
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> Howard smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's!"