http://news.yahoo.com/police-illinois-man-gouges-uncles-eyes-172337184.html


JOLIET, Ill. (AP) — An Illinois man has been charged with gouging out his uncle's eyes then pushing him down the stairs in a fight over a remote control, authorities said.
The victim, 62-year-old Melvin Clifford, managed to call 911, and a sheriff's deputy found him at the bottom of the basement stairs with his hands stretched in front of him and blood streaming from his face, saying "'Please help. I cannot see," according to a Will County Sheriff's Department report.
Clifford's eyeballs were swollen and protruding a quarter-inch from his socket, the report said.


Wonder what show he wanted to watch?

wtf

Wow.  I guess he won't be needing that remote now.  

ETA: "Holman [the perp] allegedly was beaten by a Joliet police officer who was breaking up a dice game, the newspaper reported. He eventually received a $100,000 settlement from the city, and the officer was fired."

Somehow I get the feeling that this was a miscarriage of justice.

I dunno, maybe the NC Eye S marathon that was on USA during the holidays?

Betting in was a Real Houswives of Beverly Hills episode.

I was thinking the eye witness news at 2.

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That's a good guess.