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Posted: 1/1/2012 9:30:27 PM EDT
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Buttsecks.
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Posted: 1/1/2012 9:32:21 PM EDT
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Why are you thinking about a bunch of Sailors on a Sub jerking off?
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Posted: 1/1/2012 9:33:09 PM EDT
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Only been on a sub a few times. No harm or disrespect in this question. Why do you do the movie line quote deal under every post ?
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Posted: 1/1/2012 9:33:22 PM EDT
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Why are you thinking about a bunch of Sailors on a Sub jerking off? OP always has a weird thread in his/her pocket it seems. 
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Only been on a sub a few times. No harm or disrespect in this question. Why do you do the movie line quote deal under every post ? Wondered that too. |
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Posted: 1/1/2012 9:33:53 PM EDT
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one helping hand deserves another.
 no big deal, really. Buggery was frowned on outside of the shower.
eta: i covered much of hinted at this in Christmas at Sea a couple weeks ago |
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Posted: 1/1/2012 9:35:32 PM EDT
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Snow, distill that down to manspeak.
"Where do subamriners find the privacy to choke the chicken?" And even that is a little flowery. |
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Posted: 1/1/2012 9:36:31 PM EDT
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Why are you thinking about a bunch of Sailors on a Sub jerking off? OP is a chick. |
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Posted: 1/1/2012 9:37:35 PM EDT
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A: Why are you thinking about a bunch of Sailors on a Sub jerking off? OP always has a weird thread in his/her pocket it seems.
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B: Only been on a sub a few times. No harm or disrespect in this question. Why do you do the movie line quote deal under every post ? Wondered that too. A: Actually, wasn't thinking about that as much to distract one's attention as they consider the whatever of the question and then, if you will excuse the expression, cutting to the chase. B: It's my style! __________________________________________________________________________________ ("The way I see it, if you are going to build a time machine, why not do it with some style!"––Doc, (w,stte), "Back to the Future") |
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Posted: 1/1/2012 9:38:08 PM EDT
[#9]
What is long, hard, and full of seamen?
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Posted: 1/1/2012 9:38:55 PM EDT
[#10]
Fleshlightski.
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Posted: 1/1/2012 9:39:09 PM EDT
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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? That's my joke. |
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Posted: 1/1/2012 9:46:07 PM EDT
[#12]
watermelon and a 1" core drill
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Posted: 1/1/2012 9:49:12 PM EDT
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Few weeks, ha.
Try months. I pimped out a Penthouse with Christy Canyon in it for awhile.
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Posted: 1/1/2012 9:50:39 PM EDT
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Snow, distill that down to manspeak. "Where do subamriners find the privacy to choke the chicken?" And even that is a little flowery. Well, I believe the boys on the surface referred to it as "Preventing the deadly sperm overload" or something like that. Only heard it mentioned once or twice. Usually in association of coming into a liberty port. One things for certain........some of those guys certainly rushed to the "Big Eyes" when it was summer and Italian women would cruise by the ship in their inboards. Was there a watch on the periscope? ________________________________________________________________________ (When Paul Reubens was offered a public defender for his exposure case, he said no thanks, that he would get off himself., (w,stte), joke at the time) |
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Posted: 1/1/2012 9:51:26 PM EDT
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Frankly, the gayness suggested here doesn't hold a candle to that crossing-the-equator thing.
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Posted: 1/1/2012 9:51:33 PM EDT
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saltpeter.
And no, the Chief's don't go around cutting sailors' nuts off. I've seen a few bubbleheads with kids, born long after they got out. |
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Posted: 1/1/2012 9:53:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/1/2012 9:54:30 PM EDT
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It's probably easier to avoid thinking about sex when there are no wimminz available to look at.
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Posted: 1/1/2012 9:55:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/1/2012 9:55:59 PM EDT
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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? That's my joke. As soon as I saw the thread title I knew that would be in here somewhere. My guess is that in Russia they feed them some shit that takes care of the problem. It could be as primitive as saltpeter, or something a lot higher end. |
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Posted: 1/1/2012 9:56:06 PM EDT
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You start deployment with 12 pairs of socks, at the end of cruise you have three unhappy socks left.....
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Posted: 1/1/2012 10:02:49 PM EDT
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fur glove....
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Posted: 1/1/2012 10:04:05 PM EDT
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Is snowleapord male female or like dragongoddess?
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Posted: 1/1/2012 10:05:55 PM EDT
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Quoted: You start deployment with 12 pairs of socks, at the end of cruise you have three unhappy socks left..... I'm going with this but, if you are REALLY interested in the answer I have a buddy who was on subs.... I can ask him
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Posted: 1/1/2012 10:08:20 PM EDT
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Is snowleapord male female or like dragongoddess? Female IIRC |
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Posted: 1/1/2012 10:09:06 PM EDT
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Is snowleapord male female or like dragongoddess? Female IIRC i prefer ligers |
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Posted: 1/1/2012 10:11:03 PM EDT
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You start deployment with 12 pairs of socks, at the end of cruise you have three unhappy socks left..... I'm kinda of curious to why. Is that because they get "lost"? Or because they are worn out, through and through? Or because they are no longer socks but more like boots? _____________________________________________________________________________ ("Really, grave robbing? Not only is that rather debased to most people, but in these parts, it carries a rather stiff penalty as well."––The Sorcerer to Deathstalker, (w,stte), "Deathstalker II") |
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Posted: 1/1/2012 10:11:07 PM EDT
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It's probably easier to avoid thinking about sex when there are no wimminz available to look at. QFT. For some reason unknown to me still, the ICman responsible for picking our movies on a longish mission included Barbarella, with "that woman" getting a pass for this film only. After watching i see why she got the pass. I only got to watch 3 movies my whole time on the boat, and that was one. Never saw it before ...  . Why would anyone want to show that movie on a boat in the middle of opsec??? Why? Why?
It was an uncomfortable moment after the movie, when all 20 guys in the crews mess looked at each other and realized they were all ... horny. |
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Posted: 1/1/2012 10:12:38 PM EDT
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Is snowleapord male female or like dragongoddess? Well from reading the last few months i know. Said the name also, so i guess it doesnt matter. |
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Posted: 1/1/2012 10:13:12 PM EDT
[#30]
Bunks do have curtains for some semblance of privacy.
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Posted: 1/1/2012 10:13:36 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: You start deployment with 12 pairs of socks, at the end of cruise you have three unhappy socks left..... I'm kinda of curious to why. Is that because they get "lost"? Or because they are worn out, through and through? Or because they are no longer socks but more like boots? _____________________________________________________________________________ ("Really, grave robbing? Not only is that rather debased to most people, but in these parts, it carries a rather stiff penalty as well."––The Sorcerer to Deathstalker, (w,stte), "Deathstalker II") |
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Posted: 1/1/2012 10:13:55 PM EDT
[#32]
I love your posts.
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Posted: 1/1/2012 10:14:18 PM EDT
[#33]
Sodomy, rum and the lash
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Posted: 1/1/2012 10:15:22 PM EDT
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You start deployment with 12 pairs of socks, at the end of cruise you have three unhappy socks left..... I'm kinda of curious to why. Is that because they get "lost"? Or because they are worn out, through and through? Or because they are no longer socks but more like boots? _____________________________________________________________________________ ("Really, grave robbing? Not only is that rather debased to most people, but in these parts, it carries a rather stiff penalty as well."––The Sorcerer to Deathstalker, (w,stte), "Deathstalker II") Well, maybe stiff like a boot...... |
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Posted: 1/1/2012 10:18:18 PM EDT
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It's probably easier to avoid thinking about sex when there are no wimminz available to look at. QFT. For some reason unknown to me still, the ICman responsible for picking our movies on a longish mission included Barbarella, with "that woman" getting a pass for this film only. After watching i see why she got the pass. I only got to watch 3 movies my whole time on the boat, and that was one. Never saw it before ... . Why would anyone want to show that movie on a boat in the middle of opsec??? Why? Why?
It was an uncomfortable moment after the movie, when all 20 guys in the crews mess looked at each other and realized they were all ... horny. But, of course, you are all professionals, you know of ways to push such thoughts, such feelings out of your mind in the blink of an eye..........right? Otherwise, someone as unscrupulous as me could probably figure out a way to turn a dedicated boast of the service into a weapon against it. ______________________________________________________________________________ ("You're part Vulcan, aren't yah? So a pretty face has no effect on you.....not if you don't want it to. Save it, my darlings, his kind can turn off his emotions at will."––Harry Mudd about Spock, (w,stte), ST:TOS "Mudd's Women") |
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Posted: 1/1/2012 10:31:54 PM EDT
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My cousin was assigned to nuclear submarines.
Personnel get a couple of shots before deployment. After the shots you don't even wonder about sex for six months or so depending on your metabolism. God Bless American pharmaceutical companies, they have something for everything! |
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Posted: 1/1/2012 10:49:40 PM EDT
[#37]
I always heard that something like 100 submariners go out for a cruise, but 50 couples come back.
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Posted: 1/1/2012 10:51:42 PM EDT
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Quoted: My cousin was assigned to nuclear submarines. Personnel get a couple of shots before deployment. After the shots you don't even wonder about sex for six months or so depending on your metabolism. God Bless American pharmaceutical companies, they have something for everything! Not when I was in. |
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Posted: 1/1/2012 11:14:20 PM EDT
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My cousin was assigned to nuclear submarines. Personnel get a couple of shots before deployment. After the shots you don't even wonder about sex for six months or so depending on your metabolism. God Bless American pharmaceutical companies, they have something for everything! Not when I was in. 
It's a ridiculous thread. If you can't keep your sexual desires in check while deployed, you aren't going to meet the psych requirements and evaluation for a submarine crewman anyway. |
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Posted: 1/1/2012 11:15:39 PM EDT
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My cousin was assigned to nuclear submarines. Personnel get a couple of shots before deployment. After the shots you don't even wonder about sex for six months or so depending on your metabolism. God Bless American pharmaceutical companies, they have something for everything! Not when I was in. every female i come in contact with has had that
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Posted: 1/1/2012 11:20:48 PM EDT
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Have'nt you learned anything from Hollywood?
Bring along young boys.
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Posted: 1/1/2012 11:27:02 PM EDT
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every female i come in contact with has had that
I have friends that speak of such a thing. I believe they call it a...um...what is it...uh...oh yeah! Marriage. |
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Posted: 1/1/2012 11:43:47 PM EDT
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My cousin was assigned to nuclear submarines. Personnel get a couple of shots before deployment. After the shots you don't even wonder about sex for six months or so depending on your metabolism. God Bless American pharmaceutical companies, they have something for everything! Not when I was in.
It's a ridiculous thread. If you can't keep your sexual desires in check while deployed, you aren't going to meet the psych requirements and evaluation for a submarine crewman anyway. Pity. I say that because a problem that often showed up on my police blotter was boys being in the girls' barracks or visa versa after hours. What to do about it, could we prevent it? The end conclusion was No, we don't take further measures to prevent it. We stick with our rules and treat them as adults, not children. Further, we keep in mind that the harder we let them play, they harder they will fight. So.....are we shooting ourselves in the foot by doing things that kill the sex drive? _____________________________________________________________________________________ ("How did you suppress the natural sexual drive? Drugs? Punitive laws?"––Dr. Pulaski to the leader of a planet of clones "In the beginning, a little bit of each. Now, after 300 years, the entire concept of sexual reproduction is repugnant to us."––Wilson Granger, the Prime Minister, (w,stte), ST:TNG "Up the Long Ladder") |
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Posted: 1/2/2012 12:03:13 AM EDT
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My cousin was assigned to nuclear submarines. Personnel get a couple of shots before deployment. After the shots you don't even wonder about sex for six months or so depending on your metabolism. God Bless American pharmaceutical companies, they have something for everything! Not when I was in.
It's a ridiculous thread. If you can't keep your sexual desires in check while deployed, you aren't going to meet the psych requirements and evaluation for a submarine crewman anyway. Pity. I say that because a problem that often showed up on my police blotter was boys being in the girls' barracks or visa versa after hours. What to do about it, could we prevent it? The end conclusion was No, we don't take further measures to prevent it. We stick with our rules and treat them as adults, not children. Further, we keep in mind that the harder we let them play, they harder they will fight. So.....are we shooting ourselves in the foot by doing things that kill the sex drive? _____________________________________________________________________________________ ("How did you suppress the natural sexual drive? Drugs? Punitive laws?"––Dr. Pulaski to the leader of a planet of clones "In the beginning, a little bit of each. Now, after 300 years, the entire concept of sexual reproduction is repugnant to us."––Wilson Granger, the Prime Minister, (w,stte), ST:TNG "Up the Long Ladder") Nothing is being done to kill the sex drive. What do normal people, not in relationships or 85% of the non-scoring basement dwellers here do? Sometimes you are too tired to have any desire, six on six off for weeks will do that. |
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Posted: 1/2/2012 12:07:52 AM EDT
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this thread is full of ghey
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Posted: 1/2/2012 12:09:55 AM EDT
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Nothing is being done to kill the sex drive. What do normal people, not in relationships........... Well, since you asked.......... Directly feed my sex drive into my ambition and how I relate to people. Sure, it's perhaps a little bit kinky, if not odd. That how I come on to people might only be playing a part.......if just to get someone's goat. Like what I said to a boss one day, one I knew I could say this to, when he was talking about office loyalty. "I'm loyal......I know whose bed I sleep in." But......should it all be repressed? I think not for I find a life without that hunger, used one way or another, is dull and boring and without purpose nor the wish to do anything. ________________________________________________________ ("Well, since you asked nicely........,"––Lyta Alexander in bondage to Garibaldi's threats, (w,stte), "Babylon V") |
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Posted: 1/2/2012 12:25:29 AM EDT
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So, when are you going to enlist to be a submarine crew woman?
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Posted: 1/2/2012 12:43:06 AM EDT
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"It's not gay if you're underway."
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Posted: 1/2/2012 12:49:26 AM EDT
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So, when are you going to enlist to be a submarine crew woman? Never........already been there, done that, but more as a visitor for a few days than as crew. _____________________________________________________________________ ("What the hell is that?"––Captain Alex Foster upon seeing Vivianne Gagliardo washing the desert sand off herself "Oh, she's real. Vivianne Gagili or something . Belongs to some Italian general. The only passenger on this convoy."––Dr. Tarkington, (w,stte), "Raid on Rommel") |
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Posted: 1/2/2012 12:52:32 AM EDT
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Snow Do you have some application that generates the signatures in your posts or do you do that from memory?
Serious question. |
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