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Posted: 1/2/2012 12:58:11 AM EDT
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Snow Do you have some application that generates the signatures in your posts or do you do that from memory? Serious question. Mostly from memory though I may try to look up what I'm referencing to get it as exact as I can. But basically, I "ask my mind" for a literature phrase that reflects what was written and try to go from there. It's just the way my mind works. _____________________________________________________________ ("You seem to have that pretty well down."––Shatner referring to the library computer viewer, "How did you do it?" "I just asked the computer how to operate this thing."––Nimoy, (w,stte), story where the show's 3 leading actors are transported/replace with the actual people, Book: Star Trek: The New Voyages, "Visit to a Strange Planet Revisited") |
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Posted: 1/2/2012 1:02:16 AM EDT
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Snow Do you have some application that generates the signatures in your posts or do you do that from memory? Serious question. Mostly from memory though I may try to look up what I'm referencing to get it as exact as I can. But basically, I "ask my mind" for a literature phrase that reflects what was written and try to go from there. It's just the way my mind works. _____________________________________________________________ ("You seem to have that pretty well down."––Shatner referring to the library computer viewer, "How did you do it?" "I just asked the computer how to operate this thing."––Nimoy, (w,stte), story where the show's 3 leading actors are transported/replace with the actual people, Book: Star Trek: The New Voyages, "Visit to a Strange Planet Revisited") Interesting |
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Posted: 1/2/2012 2:38:23 AM EDT
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Shower.
You will walk up to a shower stall with pictures (from magazines) stuck to the wall (from the water). Shower walls are stainless steel lined. Man got to do what a man's got to do. 
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Posted: 1/2/2012 3:00:44 AM EDT
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My cousin was assigned to nuclear submarines. Personnel get a couple of shots before deployment. After the shots you don't even wonder about sex for six months or so depending on your metabolism. God Bless American pharmaceutical companies, they have something for everything! Not when I was in. Define "in" 
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Posted: 1/2/2012 3:16:27 AM EDT
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I'm a voyeur.
Just sayin'. 
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Posted: 1/2/2012 3:19:51 AM EDT
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They pull rank same as anyone.
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Posted: 1/2/2012 3:24:56 AM EDT
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There's a reason they call it "hotbunking"....
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Posted: 1/2/2012 3:31:04 AM EDT
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DADT
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Posted: 1/2/2012 12:16:50 PM EDT
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Have'nt you learned anything from Hollywood? Bring along young boys. 
http://i1124.photobucket.com/albums/l565/urbankz/MC.jpg Or better yet . . . thirty-second mark: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTix2XLhPAI |
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Posted: 1/2/2012 12:21:13 PM EDT
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Bunks do have curtains for some semblance of privacy. "If the rack curtains are a flappin', don't come a-tappin" 
If Gunner's Mates "polish the missile" I guess bubbleheads "shine the torpedo". |
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Posted: 1/2/2012 1:24:37 PM EDT
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Why are you thinking about a bunch of Sailors on a Sub jerking off? This |
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Posted: 1/2/2012 1:28:40 PM EDT
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Fucking weird thread is, well, fucking weird.
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Posted: 1/2/2012 1:30:46 PM EDT
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Speaking as a former Navy fast attack submarine sailor; two words:
Patrol sock. |
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Posted: 1/2/2012 1:34:32 PM EDT
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females are now serving on subs or soon will
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Posted: 1/2/2012 1:34:54 PM EDT
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100 sailors go down, 50 couples come up.
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Posted: 1/2/2012 1:47:18 PM EDT
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Sometimes we'd let Marines aboard so we'd have wimminz to dance with.
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Posted: 1/2/2012 1:49:09 PM EDT
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I did a JO tour (3 years) on a 688I. I will share the answer for the enlightenment of all:
PORN. Lots of porn. In the wardroom head, in each state room, in the XO's quarter's, in the CO's quarters, and in every rack. And yes, every rack has a curtain, and every shitter has a door. Our Chop would take a collection before we deployed or got underway, and would buy a shitload of crappy porn magazines. Naughty Neighbors was particularly memorable, since watching two trailer park meth heads go at it reminded us what we were fighting for. Before we pulled back into port, the porn would be collected and stowed. A couple other memories: -if shipyard bubbas were underway, we would have a "Portsmouth Naval Shipyard GOTD" posted on the bulletin board. Usually it came out of fatty magazine, which was appropriate. -if a picture of someone's wife was available, her face was photoshopped into a picture and posted. -Manuevering (nuclear control room) had a "manuevering gash" hidden somewhere that was brought out once per watch. |
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Posted: 1/2/2012 1:54:04 PM EDT
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I was on a troop ship with 2K soldiers and the racks were 6 high. By the 4th day no one cared who was 'cuffing the guv' because everyone did it.
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Posted: 1/2/2012 2:02:39 PM EDT
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ITT: Stuff you wonder about when smoking.
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Posted: 1/2/2012 2:04:30 PM EDT
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ITT: Stuff you wonder about when smoking. http://media.katu.com/images/100325_smoking_marijuana.jpg I believe the word you are looking for is "highdeas" |
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Posted: 1/2/2012 2:05:32 PM EDT
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I can ask my brother since he is a submariner if your so interested, however if it was my guess it involves a slightly longer then normal shower, at least that the way it was on an aircraft carrier haha sorry if thats too graphic...
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Posted: 1/2/2012 2:07:41 PM EDT
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Quoted: watermelon and a 1" core drill I prefer a tree stump 2" core drill and pack the hole with chicken liver. |
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Posted: 1/2/2012 2:08:59 PM EDT
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Quoted: Speaking as a former Navy fast attack submarine sailor; two words: Patrol sock. Not saying I have direct knowledge, but there was the unspoken fear among the very unpopular of getting your socks raped. |
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Posted: 1/2/2012 2:11:47 PM EDT
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My cousin was assigned to nuclear submarines. Personnel get a couple of shots before deployment. After the shots you don't even wonder about sex for six months or so depending on your metabolism. God Bless American pharmaceutical companies, they have something for everything! Thats a bunch of nonsense, they get the same shop as every other type of ship which is usually anthrax small pox and maybe hyp shots, there isnt a special shot that keeps you from thinking about sex |
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Posted: 1/2/2012 2:44:37 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2012 2:51:24 PM EDT
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That hot topic about the Russian submarine brought up a thought or two. So how do a couple tens of men, locked up in a sub for a few weeks, away from land, everyone, maintain their composure? Do they find a moment of privacy? Or just do it, not caring about privacy? Or perhaps it is a great secret, a wonderful wisdom passed down by the high priest of the submarine world. Where one becomes a faithful disciple, studies hard, goes through certain rituals and fratinizations, until one day they are taken to the great temple to learn the greatest secrets infront of the highest of high priests and his demipriests. They tell the young apprentice that he has study long and hard and has been faithful and now he will know...............and they cut the nuts off. Is that why there are so many men of the submarines who are the size of polar bears? ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ ("What happened to Buzzsaw?"––Amber "Oh, he had to split."––Ben Richards after dispatching the so named with one his own chainsaws between the legs, (w,stte), "The Running Man") You spank it on the can. Everybody knows that. |
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Posted: 1/2/2012 2:55:49 PM EDT
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My cousin was assigned to nuclear submarines. Personnel get a couple of shots before deployment. After the shots you don't even wonder about sex for six months or so depending on your metabolism. God Bless American pharmaceutical companies, they have something for everything! Thats ridiculouos. When I was in the Army some dipshit was telling everyone that they were putting saltpeter in the food, while we were in the field. Some of the newer cruits believed it . They talked for a bit and I told them this Spend the next fifteen seconds about fucking whatever hot chick comes to your mind. I patiently waited, after the 15 was up I said, now who wants to fuck said hot chick?? From then out out no more idiocy of saltpeter
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Posted: 1/2/2012 3:39:52 PM EDT
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Only queer when you're tied to the pier!
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Posted: 1/2/2012 3:44:07 PM EDT
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one helping hand deserves another.  no big deal, really. Buggery was frowned on outside of the shower.
eta: i covered much of hinted at this in Christmas at Sea a couple weeks ago Santatex, by now completely fed up with Jim's antics, unzipped his pants, flopped his manhood on the table in front of Jim and bellowed "Here's your goddam knackwurst, ASSHOLE!" Jim didn't miss a beat. He picked up his soup spoon and whacked Santa with it. hard. very hard. on the end. Santa shrieked, and sprinted off to the torpedo room, clutching his pain. |
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Posted: 1/2/2012 3:51:28 PM EDT
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I did a JO tour (3 years) on a 688I. I will share the answer for the enlightenment of all: PORN. Lots of porn. In the wardroom head, in each state room, in the XO's quarter's, in the CO's quarters, and in every rack. And yes, every rack has a curtain, and every shitter has a door. Our Chop would take a collection before we deployed or got underway, and would buy a shitload of crappy porn magazines. Naughty Neighbors was particularly memorable, since watching two trailer park meth heads go at it reminded us what we were fighting for. Before we pulled back into port, the porn would be collected and stowed. A couple other memories: -if shipyard bubbas were underway, we would have a "Portsmouth Naval Shipyard GOTD" posted on the bulletin board. Usually it came out of fatty magazine, which was appropriate. -if a picture of someone's wife was available, her face was photoshopped into a picture and posted. -Manuevering (nuclear control room) had a "manuevering gash" hidden somewhere that was brought out once per watch. Our Chop would take a collection before we deployed or got underway, and would buy a shitload of crappy porn magazines. Naughty Neighbors was particularly memorable, since watching two trailer park meth heads go at it reminded us what we were fighting for. Our beloved officer corps
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Posted: 1/2/2012 3:56:19 PM EDT
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It's probably easier to avoid thinking about sex when there are no wimminz available to look at. Not for a sailor it's not. |
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Posted: 1/2/2012 3:58:17 PM EDT
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"It's not gay if you're underway." 
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Posted: 1/2/2012 4:05:17 PM EDT
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You start deployment with 12 pairs of socks, at the end of cruise you have three unhappy socks left..... I'm going with this but, if you are REALLY interested in the answer I have a buddy who was on subs.... I can ask him This could ruin a friendship... or start a completely new one. |
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Posted: 1/2/2012 4:09:11 PM EDT
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and a magnet to stick the can to the wall
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Posted: 1/2/2012 4:14:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2012 5:29:23 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: My cousin was assigned to nuclear submarines. Personnel get a couple of shots before deployment. After the shots you don't even wonder about sex for six months or so depending on your metabolism. God Bless American pharmaceutical companies, they have something for everything! Not when I was in. It's a ridiculous thread. If you can't keep your sexual desires in check while deployed, you aren't going to meet the psych requirements and evaluation for a submarine crewman anyway. Which is why there are stories about a certain boat, a pocket p***y, STD's, early crew swap, etc... I've known some submariners, they're usually certifiable, especially the nukes... Heaven help the person who doesn't "fit in", they'll probably be a psych casualty long before the end of their first and only deployment. |
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Posted: 1/2/2012 5:33:00 PM EDT
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Do you know what a "Dutch rudder" is?
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Posted: 1/2/2012 5:41:40 PM EDT
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You did what you had to. Everybody's tolerance is different. Some were way too obvious. Some more discrete. A few I'd bet just did without.
We had a porn dealer on board. He had it all. He had what he called rack bombs. He'd plant those on unsuspecting souls. Some of the most hideous, twisted porn you ever wanted to see. Train wreck type porn - you know you didn't want to or shouldn't look, but you did anyway. As to the comments of shots. There was none of that 20 years ago. I don't see that as happening today, either. There was always the stories or rumors of spiking the bug juice with saltpeter. I doubt that was true either. |
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Posted: 1/2/2012 5:48:13 PM EDT
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There is a reason the call it the "Silent Service"
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Posted: 1/2/2012 7:39:48 PM EDT
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Whatever you do, don't mention your first Emergency Blow.
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Posted: 1/2/2012 7:42:16 PM EDT
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It's only queer at the pier, and it's not gay if you're underway.
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Posted: 1/2/2012 7:47:41 PM EDT
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Never mind. Did not make sense. Will save the Navy jokes for later.
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Posted: 1/2/2012 7:50:56 PM EDT
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Newbie on a sub, named Jones, spends a week wondering how the other guys deal with "urges" and finally asks one of them.
The guy takes him to a "relatively" quiet spot on the sub and shows him a barrel with a hole in the side. "No way", says Jones. The guys here swear by it, says his bud. Jones sneaks back after the guy walks away and gives it a go. He sees his bud the next day and goes on and on about how great it is, best thing he's ever felt, yadayada, and how he's gonna tear it up tomorrow. Not tomorrow, his bud says. "Why not"? That's your day in the barrel. |
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Posted: 1/2/2012 8:01:03 PM EDT
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Why are you thinking about a bunch of Sailors on a Sub jerking off? LOL. but why are you? 
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Posted: 1/2/2012 10:50:52 PM EDT
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 Cruise sock! This HAD to be posted by a sailor! |
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Posted: 1/2/2012 10:53:06 PM EDT
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Nothing is being done to kill the sex drive. What do normal people, not in relationships........... Well, since you asked.......... Directly feed my sex drive into my ambition and how I relate to people. Sure, it's perhaps a little bit kinky, if not odd. That how I come on to people might only be playing a part.......if just to get someone's goat. Like what I said to a boss one day, one I knew I could say this to, when he was talking about office loyalty. "I'm loyal......I know whose bed I sleep in." But......should it all be repressed? I think not for I find a life without that hunger, used one way or another, is dull and boring and without purpose nor the wish to do anything. ________________________________________________________ ("Well, since you asked nicely........,"––Lyta Alexander in bondage to Garibaldi's threats, (w,stte), "Babylon V") Snowleopard, I'm shocked! And a little aroused...
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Posted: 1/2/2012 10:53:55 PM EDT
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I did a JO tour (3 years) on a 688I. I will share the answer for the enlightenment of all: PORN. Lots of porn. In the wardroom head, in each state room, in the XO's quarter's, in the CO's quarters, and in every rack. And yes, every rack has a curtain, and every shitter has a door. Our Chop would take a collection before we deployed or got underway, and would buy a shitload of crappy porn magazines. Naughty Neighbors was particularly memorable, since watching two trailer park meth heads go at it reminded us what we were fighting for. Before we pulled back into port, the porn would be collected and stowed. A couple other memories: -if shipyard bubbas were underway, we would have a "Portsmouth Naval Shipyard GOTD" posted on the bulletin board. Usually it came out of fatty magazine, which was appropriate. -if a picture of someone's wife was available, her face was photoshopped into a picture and posted. -Manuevering (nuclear control room) had a "manuevering gash" hidden somewhere that was brought out once per watch. Reminds me of a Lamb Chop (disbursing officer (for our studio audience)) I knew once. We were in home port, he was in hack on the ship, and I had just gotten an apartment in town and needed my BAQ. Feeling sorry for him, I lent him a six pack of Xrated movies.........you know, my BAQ showed up rather rapidly. Then there was another time, another place, when I walked into a space and the sailors had a centerfold up but had replaced the head with some blond, long haired, heavy rocker guy. I glanced at the centerfold, said "Kelly Tough" for the playmate, and continued on with my report. Yes, I got stares, both for being able to tell who the playmate was on that little information and being able to tell who the playmate was. Surprised? Don't be. We're intelligence......we read everyone's traffic! __________________________________________________________________________ ("Commander, how?"––underling when their ambush gets turned against them "Ohhhh, this one is a sorcerer! He reads the minds of others!"––Commander about Kirk, (w,stte), ST:TOS, "Balance of Terror") |
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Posted: 1/2/2012 10:54:27 PM EDT
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My cousin was assigned to nuclear submarines. Personnel get a couple of shots before deployment. After the shots you don't even wonder about sex for six months or so depending on your metabolism. God Bless American pharmaceutical companies, they have something for everything! Not when I was in. Uh...Not when I was in either, and I got out in 2005. |
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Posted: 1/2/2012 11:01:39 PM EDT
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Only queer when you're tied to the pier! It's not gay if you're underway! It's boy on boy when you deploy! LOL...these are coming from other retirees who are laughing about this thread right now at work...
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Posted: 1/2/2012 11:06:47 PM EDT
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As has already been mentioned: Women will soon be deploying on subs.
I cannot help but wonder how long it'll be till some uberfeminist decides that "Submarines are phallic symbols and must be redesigned, so we don't offend the easily-offended." |
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